NeelsonWheels
30 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
Easy-going LA native. Half American (Cleveland), half Israeli, full Jew.

Walks the line between funny-haha and funny-weird.
What I’m doing with my life
I invented post-its.

Actually, work in entertainment. Go ahead and judge.
I’m really good at
lots of things, none of which include parallel parking
The first things people usually notice about me
This is an awkward question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Kurt Vonnegut
-David Sedaris
-Chuck Klosterman
-Good Night Moon
-The Phantom Tollbooth

-Jaws
-The Fighter
-Singing in the Rain
-Tim Burton (well, not all)
-Woody Allen
-most 80's classics

-Parks and Rec
-Arrested Development
-Bob's Burgers
-Archer
-Silicon Valley
-Rocko's Modern Life

-The Avett Brothers
-Band of Horses
-Pearl Jam
-Kid Cudi
-The Flaming Lips

I'm kind of a picky eater....but I promise I'm not annoying about it. Pinky promise.

Sports stuff -I'll watch any sport live but soccer is the only sport I can watch on TV and not die of boredom. If you gotta watch your games, no worries but I'm taking a nap. Hope your team defeats the other team!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
lots of things.

How little of the ocean we've explored.

There are definitely dinosaur-like monsters at the bottom of the ocean.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday night dinner with the family then doing lots of different things or nothing at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck at spelling and I'm dominantly left-handed.

Also, my dog doesn't like to cuddle with me and it makes me really sad.
You should message me if
you're cool and funny. Jewish is preferred. Yes, I've heard of jdate and it's a terrible place.

I probably won't respond if:
-Your profile is empty. Kind of reads "puts the lotion in the basket."
-Ab shots in the bathroom mirror. Action ab shots I'll allow but we all know what you're doing...
-You're old enough to be my father
-You have somewhere written in your profile, "I work hard and party harder" without a tinge of sarcasm. Overly judge-y? Probably. Too bad, don't be lame.

For the winners* that send creepy sexual requests , let me redirect you to a few websites you'll probably find more accommodating:
Hornymatches.com
Gothicmatch.com
Farmersonly.com

*These are not winners.
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