Walks the line between funny-haha and funny-weird.
Actually, work in entertainment. Go ahead and judge.
-Good Night Moon
-The Phantom Tollbooth
-Singing in the Rain
-Tim Burton (well, not all)
-most 80's classics
-Parks and Rec
-Rocko's Modern Life
-The Avett Brothers
-Band of Horses
-The Flaming Lips
I'm kind of a picky eater....but I promise I'm not annoying about it. Pinky promise.
Sports stuff -I'll watch any sport live but soccer is the only sport I can watch on TV and not die of boredom. If you gotta watch your games, no worries but I'm taking a nap. Hope your team defeats the other team!
How little of the ocean we've explored.
There are definitely dinosaur-like monsters at the bottom of the ocean.
Also, my dog doesn't like to cuddle with me and it makes me really sad.
I probably won't respond if:
-Your profile is empty. Kind of reads "puts the lotion in the basket."
-Ab shots in the bathroom mirror. Action ab shots I'll allow but we all know what you're doing...
-You're old enough to be my father
-You have somewhere written in your profile, "I work hard and party harder" without a tinge of sarcasm. Overly judge-y? Probably. Too bad, don't be lame.
For the winners* that send creepy sexual requests , let me redirect you to a few websites you'll probably find more accommodating:
*These are not winners.