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NeelsonWheels

28 F Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Likes: dogs, Curb, gelato, hummus, The Avett Brothers, hot sauce, Bill Murray, tight jeans on girls

Dislikes: cats*, pEoPlE wHO tYPe LIke tHIS, purposefully misspelled words (i.e. kewl), LOL, brb, mushrooms, Ed Hardy everything, tight jeans on guys

Easy-going LA native. Half white, half Israeli, full Jew.

Other fun facts:
-cold pizza > hot pizza > luke warm pizza < Luke Skywalker
-On the eve of October 31st, 2005, I may or may not have persuaded the entire SF subway car to sing "Can You Paint With All the Colors of the Wind" whilst dressed as Pocahontas.

Ideally, I'd like to meet someone who I can joke and be silly with (and think it's kind of funny when people trip) but will still hold the door open for me (read: be a gentleman). A best friend whose bones you want to jump on a regular basis.

*Working for an internet-based company where felines make for great entertainment, I now have a new appreciation for cats....but dogs are still superior.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I invented post-its.

Nope, not really a paper supplies heiress. I work at a digital media company. It's pretty cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things, none of which include parallel parking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is an awkward question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Kurt Vonnegut
-David Sedaris
-Chuck Klosterman
-George Saunders
-Good Night Moon
-The Phantom Tollbooth

-Jaws
-Godfather
-Singing in the Rain
-Tim Burton (well, not all)
-Woody Allen
-The Fighter
-most 80's classics

-Parks and Rec
-Arrested Development
-Family Guy
-Curb
-Community
-Rocko's Modern Life

-The Avett Brothers
-Edwarde Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
-Band of Horses
-Pearl Jam
-David Bowie
-Queen
-Kid Cudi
-The Flaming Lips
-Frank Sinatra

I'm kind of a picky eater....but I promise I'm not annoying about it. Pinky promise.

Sports stuff -I'll watch any sport live but soccer is the only sport I can watch on TV and not die of boredom. If you gotta watch your games, no worries but I'm taking a nap. Hope your team defeats the other team!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
lots of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night dinner then doing lots of different things or nothing at all. Saturday is more my jam.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on here (yes, I'm a self-loathing okcupider)

Also, I got a spray tan....and LIKED IT! Oh man, that felt good to get off my chest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're cool and funny. Jewish is preferred. Yes, I've heard of jdate and it's a terrible place filled with former classmates I went to Jewish day school with...

I probably won't respond if:
-Your profile is empty. Kind of reads "puts the lotion in the basket."
-Ab shots in the bathroom mirror. Action ab shots I'll allow but we all know what you're doing...
-You're old enough to be my father
-You have somewhere written in your profile, "I work hard and party harder" without a tinge of sarcasm. Overly judge-y? Probably. Too bad, don't be lame.

For the winners* that send messages like "DTF?", "Can I suck your feet?", and "you look like you taste good", let me redirect you to a few websites you'll probably find more accommodating:
Hornymatches.com
Gothicmatch.com
Farmersonly.com

*These are not winners.