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NeenKay

25 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 7, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm on here looking for cool peps to chill with, cause apparently I'm not allowed to steal all my room mates bf's friends. Like the people leech I am. Her name be CassidiCass. Look her up too, I guess - Unless you wanna touch her with your man parts. That ain't gonna happen.

I'm pretty witty. And totes a "bro". I prove none of this in this profile, because I'm awkward. I don't really know what to write hurrrr right now, so how about a joke?

What do you call a nosey pepper?
Jalapeno business!

I like really bad jokes. They make me lolllllllllllololololol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now. Dying in a fast food place, trying to save money up for school. Going to apply for September for culinary, yo. Going be the next Ramsey, but with boobs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking cheesecake. Seriously. I've baked the best cheesecake you've ever had.
Baking cookies.
Getting baked.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm LOUD.
I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Battle Royal ( Anyone who has "The Hunger Games" on their list and hasn't read this book, needs to. Since this is where they stole the premises of that series from. Just saying.)
The Sookie Stackhouse Novels
Harry Potter
A Song of Fire and Ice
Basically I like books that are parts of epic series.

Shows: Doctor Who (Matt Smith, all the way. Screw Tenant)
Adventure Time
Game of Thrones
Family Guy
South Park

Music: I don't really follow music anymore. Since I'm not 17, and I'm pretty sure Much Music and MTV don't play music.
However, I do like; Lady Gaga
The Beatles
Dragonette
Coldplay
Anything with a beat - or slutty lyrics, or the combination of the two.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blankets
Video Games
My compcomp
BOOKS
Cellphone
Toilet Paper (Seriously, people don't understand how lucky they are we kill the earth with it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ALIENS.
The future.
Money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping. I work every saturday. Saturday however, I'mma party bro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no friends. :'(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a cool person who wants to make friends, and get drunkedy drunk downtown, and maybe hug some trees.
If you be clever, and exaggerate stories greatly, we'll get along jjjjjjuuuuust fine.

And maybe don't message me if you want to put your privates in and around my privates or mouth. I ain't looking for the random herpes, ktnxbai.

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