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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 6
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not the worst.
What I’m doing with my life
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For work: I write reality TV. Really.

For fun: Road-tripping. (You know, straight up Kerouac-ing coast.) Sunday mornings on the patio with black coffee, Bill Evans, and the New Yorker. Disneyland.
I’m really good at
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Reading. Falling asleep while reading. Putting my legs behind my head. Making tomato sauce. (Just ask and I'll send you the recipe!) Writing sestinas. Writing sestinas about you instead of working.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People are always telling me I look like celebrities I don't actually look like. In Japan, a sushi chef told me I looked like Harry Potter. I get that a lot.

Apparently I look like Spider-Man, too. Or at least that's what a little girl at Dunkin' Donuts told me. Not sure how she could see through the suit...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like my literature sarcastic, sly, and melancholy: George Saunders, Nathanael West, Evelyn Waugh, & Oscar Wilde.

Movies? Could be slapstick (The General, Mon Oncle), noir (Chinatown, Sunset Blvd.), or Jurassic Park. Actually, I'd be pretty OK with just JP.

(Hon. mention to the films of Jean-Claude Van Damme.)

TV: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Hannibal.

Oh, and gotta give a shout out to The Wire, cuz, you know, the king stay the king.

Music: Jens Lekman. David Bowie. Van Dyke Parks.

There was this one time I listened to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot for five hours straight. It was great.

Painting/Poetry Double Whammy: Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Old-book smell.
My Verizon Family Plan.
My dishwasher.
Jurassic Park.
A Camelbak full of Pinot Grigio.
Jurassic Park.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if Carnival cruise ships had actual carnivals on them? On, like, decks. Wouldn't that be rad?

How do we carry on each day, knowing full well that death lurks around every corner, that one false move, one trick of fate, can spell our doom, destroy our existence? But seriously, you could call it Carnival Carnival or maybe Carnival Squared for all you nerds out there. Sooooo dope.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...but on the last Friday of every month I shed my physical being and float up to the astral plane.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was in fifth grade, I came in third in the County Spelling Bee, and I still haven't forgiven myself. Just remember: Recommend does not contain two "c's."
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