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Neenoid

27 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not the worst.
What I’m doing with my life
For fun: Road-tripping. (You know, straight up Kerouac-ing coast.) Sunday mornings on the patio with black coffee, Bill Evans, and the New Yorker. Disneyland.

For work: I'm an assistant in the film industry. I write, but nobody's seen fit to pay me for it.
I’m really good at
Reading. Falling asleep while reading. Putting my legs behind my head. Making tomato sauce. (Just ask and I'll send you the recipe!) Writing sestinas. Writing sestinas about you instead of working.
The first things people usually notice about me
People are always telling me I look like celebrities I don't actually look like. In Japan, a sushi chef told me I looked like Harry Potter. I get that a lot.

Apparently I look like Spider-Man, too. Or at least that's what a little girl at Dunkin' Donuts told me. Not sure how she could see through the suit...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like my literature sarcastic, sly, and melancholy: George Saunders, Nathanael West, Evelyn Waugh, & Oscar Wilde.

Movies? Could be slapstick (The General, Mon Oncle), noir (Chinatown, Sunset Blvd.), or Jurassic Park. Actually, I'd be pretty OK with just JP.

(Hon. mention to the films of Jean-Claude Van Damme.)

TV: Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Hannibal.

Oh, and gotta give a shout out to The Wire, cuz, you know, the king stay the king.

Music: Jens Lekman. David Bowie. Van Dyke Parks.

There was this one time I listened to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot for five hours straight. It was great.

Painting/Poetry Double Whammy: Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror.
The six things I could never do without
Old-book smell.
My Verizon Family Plan.
My dishwasher.
Jurassic Park.
A Camelbak full of Pinot Grigio.
Jurassic Park.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if Carnival cruise ships had actual carnivals on them? On, like, decks. Wouldn't that be rad?

How do we carry on each day, knowing full well that death lurks around every corner, that one false move, one trick of fate, can spell our doom, destroy our existence? But seriously, you could call it Carnival Carnival or maybe Carnival Squared for all you nerds out there. Sooooo dope.
On a typical Friday night I am
...but on the last Friday of every month I shed my physical being and float up to the astral plane.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was in fifth grade, I came in third in the County Spelling Bee, and I still haven't forgiven myself. Just remember: Recommend does not contain two "c's."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you feel like it. Don't over-think it.