When I was in kindergarden my teacher had a parent-teacher conference with my mother because the teacher thought I could not differentiate between fantasy and reality. It wasn't my fault she couldn't see the purple elephant that had followed me to school.
Oh and I really hate those chain letters where you have to sent it to ** people in the next ** minutes or something good/bad will happen. What if you don't have that many friends. They annoy the hell out of me.
I am breathing, elemental, and unconvinced