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Neitirubberball

35 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi there! How are you? Hope fine!

Not too keen on composing an alluring profile here, the only way to see if you like someone is to meet in the flesh, i say.

I dont want to be that demanding beyotch but I have to put this out there since I’m getting so many weird e-mails:

-No couples or cheaters, threesomes etc. Please.
-No sexy skyping or swapping pics.
-No casual hookups, ie “Hi I like your boobs and lets fu**” -
-I will not invite you to my house sight unseen to "watch movies"

= not here for random sex.

ps. I don't do drama of any kind! So yeah, lets be friends and meet up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Tribal belly dancing <3
Collecting dresses, mostly vintage

I also like string cheese. And records.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting along with different types of people.
Postponing laundry.
Being my own personal Oprah.
Hating Taylor Swift
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My boobs, tattoos and glasses..and my accent that's hard to place.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Social studies, non-fiction, biographies, psychology, all that good stuff.
Movies...hmmm..John Waters, Woody Allen, David Lynch, Zucker/Zucker /Abrahams, anything stupidly funny.
Music..WAY too many to mention...lets discuss.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
Perfume
Dive bars
Music
My friends
New York City
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex and Candy. and why everyone here only wants a quick roll in the hay, no matter what they say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about in Brooklyn with my friends, barhopping. or on my couch with a book and my cute doggie or watching documentaries.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I had a naughty dream involving myself, spongebob and his friend patrick.
You should message me if
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You should message me if youre the shy and innocent type.
Big noses, nerdiness, tattoos and/or glasses are a plus.

You want to spend lazy summer days on Coney Island and make out.

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