Hi! As Batty in the animated film Fern Gully says, I know where I am, I know where I am. Its funny because he clearly does not know where he is. I relate to his struggle. I seldom know where I am. These things are hard to fill out, huh? I'm a recent transplant to Chicago, and I move a lot for work, like a migratory species of bird. As soon as the weather gets nice, I pack up and take off for New Mexico. I'm a seamstress and a craftsperson, I've been working in theater since I graduated from art school. Someday I might grow up and have, I dunno, health insurance? A mattress that's not on the floor? And when I'm not at work I like to drink and dance and sing really off key. I'm goofy and inappropriately irreverent. And I really am gay, as in I'm a lesbian, as in, I am not really interested in dating hetero men. I'm interested in finding people who come from the same queer culture as I do, who have spent time thinking about sexuality and gender fluidity. If that describes you, please feel free to message me. Otherwise, I'm not going to have a threesome with you and your bi curious girlfriend dude. Not going to happen.

Smiling, overreaching, having lots and lots of feelings.

That I'm smiling.

A Reader's Digest Guide to Sewing, Calvin and Hobbes, A short History of Nearly Everything, French Milk, 1491, The Innkeeper's Song, War Without End, A Social History of American Knitting, Harry Potter, 30 Rock, The West Wing, Glee, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, High School Musical, Coraline, Spirited Away, Bruce Springsteen, The Clash, Beyonce, The Who, Prince, Patsy Cline, Dusty Springfield, The Band, Tegan and Sara, The Talking Heads, Joni Mitchell, Prince, Regina Spektor, Cher. All food is my favorite food.

If my hair cut is too heteronormative, The Zombie Apocalypse, the middle east, revenge, when I can next go swimming.

Backstage, changing people's clothes in 90 seconds flat.

You want to have adventures. If your rough tough and ready to rumble. If you can cure my internet addiction. If you can speak in iambic pentameter. If you have season 6 or 7 of the West Wing.