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32 Yonkers, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:37pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Used up
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved here from Denver, sarcastic, nerdy, smart, full of trivia facts, good cook, borderline neurotic, funny, pizza obsessed, actually kinda a pizza snob, lots of fun, good at geography, reading braille, and interpretative dance, social experiments, I am pretty good at air "quotes" I have black hair I always went for the Oasis (1995) haircut, I'm not that strong I think I can lift like 127 pounds, world traveler, I quit caring about being "cool" a while ago, blah, blah, blah...
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to get a date, a hangout, a phone call, a text , a message back, anything :) I just wanna get a slice of pizza and some conversation honestly "please help me with this, being that this is OK CUPID and everything" :) I go to work, trying to finish school, I'm in a band, I'm currently addicted to being clever on my Facebook, I do other stuff and things, write a zine, go to shows/ trying to finish my record with the band, oh and writing a book well sort of, Ect, Ect, Ect
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trivia, deciphering what movie that line is from, drinking beer, name that tune in one note 80's and 90's edition, bowling, jeopardy, playing guitar in my band, saying the worst thing at the worst possible time, being awkward, being a misanthrope, going to the movies by myself, going to dinner by myself, illegally downloading anything I need, making fun of Juggalos :) kidding , sort of
The first things people usually notice about me
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my charming wit, my cardigan sweater, how incredibly handsome and ridiculously funny I am, and my extensive knowledge of 80's and 90's music/ MTV videos, that I dress exactly the way I did in high school/ that I'm actually really nice and friendly, and my sense of adventure attached with no fear
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book- Catcher in the Rye, Junky, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, History books, anything written by Bukowski, Animal Farm, 1984, The Stranger, Everybody Poops, The Satanic Bible, I really like biographies about dead people who had very difficult lives ie' drugs/ alcoholism/ genius/ Encyclopedias/ before and after picture books

Movie- Pierrot Le Fou, Harold and Maude, Drugstore Cowboy, Headwig and the Angry Inch, A Clockwork Orange, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Breakfast Club, French New Wave, anything and everything 80's, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Rushmore, Blue Valentine, Heathers, Blade Runner, anything with Jude Law "he's my man crush" :)

Show- Black Books, Saved by the Bell, The Soup, American Dad, The Snuff Box, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Cash Cab, BBC News, Home Movies , Rick and Morty, Revenge, Scandal, The Walking Dead, any sitcom episode that was "serious" in the late 80's and early 90's like the Fresh Prince episode when his dad leaves, anything on the History Channel, Intervention, Bobs Burgers, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !!! anything documentary, Chopped on Food Network :)

Music- Joy Division, Beach Fossils, lots of Chillwave, Bloghaus, 8bit, Dreamo, Witchhouse, Crystal Castles,Vampire Weekend, The Rock-A-Fire Explosion "the animal band from Showbiz Pizza' The Velvet Underground, Metric, The Walkmen, The Libertines, Real Estate, The Smiths, Radiohead, Oasis, The Cure, Bauhaus, New Order, Denver bands SAUNA, Force Publique, Tollund Men, Mancub, The Haircut, Bearsnail, alot more alot alot...

Food- Pizza from Marquis, Tacos, Pad Thai, breakfast burritos, my mothers Colombian empanadas, anything vegetarian, whatever Vegan Black Metal Chef cooks :) when I used to eat meat I lived off of Gyros :) ANYTHING ETHNIC... the stranger the better I will try anything, oh and french fries from McDonalds
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2- My Guitar/ my keyboard
3- The Internet
4- Trivia Night
5- Beer
6- Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The idiosyncrasies of the world, and "how can I get that girl to talk to me" :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating pizza, playing pinball, show at Rhino, Bar Bar, then home watching retro music videos on the projector, or looking for someone to play chess with, and making fun of Juggalos :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't swim, no seriously I can't
You should message me if
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you want to get a drink and eat some pizza, you really want to, you are really bored, you wanna hang out, chat with someone who actually has a brain and uses it, uh if you wanna talk, if you wanna yell at someone, if you wanna prank someone, if you want to discuss art, film, music, if you can keep up with all the references, and if after reading all this you actually want to talk to me :) I absolutely will reply