Let's talk about me for a second, I mean, that is the purpose of this section. First things first, I have never committed a major crime, sure I have jaywalked and maybe ran a red light or two, but never gone on a crime spree. So that puts me in the plus column, but I can be super competitive, like never letting a five year old win a game of Connect 4 competitive, so I try to avoid competitions. Dang, I'm back to a zero. I always say bless you when someone sneezes, that's probably half a point.
On a slightly serious note I'm just trying to be the best person I can be and while that is a pretty stock answer I think that it really does apply. Look, I know saying that you're witty on a dating profile is not exactly showing off how witty you are, but I suck on the page. I'm a one-liner response type of witty.
Talking is great let's do it sometime.