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Nemopletz

51 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes.

I am hungover, hungry, and starstruck
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally learning how to enjoy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with all encompassing one sentence statements that define who I am on a dating site. No, wait....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My superfluous third nipple.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Food
2 - Yanni
3 - A good dental plan
4 - Mr. Rogers
5 - That little plastic thing at the end of your shoelace
6 - Numbered lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What the hell is "typical"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot JFK.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have a stick jammed up your butt and need to inform me of "how immature" my profile is....seriously, it's really getting old....