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Nemopletz

50 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes.

I am hungover, hungry, and starstruck
What I’m doing with my life
Finally learning how to enjoy it.
I’m really good at
Coming up with all encompassing one sentence statements that define who I am on a dating site. No, wait....
The six things I could never do without
1 - Food
2 - Yanni
3 - A good dental plan
4 - Mr. Rogers
5 - That little plastic thing at the end of your shoelace
6 - Numbered lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
On a typical Friday night I am
What the hell is "typical"?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't have a stick jammed up your butt and need to inform me of "how immature" my profile is....seriously, it's really getting old....