OkCupid.com: NeoNovelist / 19 / m / straight / Louisville, Kentucky, United States

PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT DATE SHY WOMEN.

With that being said, you can continue :)

My name's Taylor.

I'm a Northern Kid at heart.

I play guitar.

I'm very picky.

I'm very loving.

Sometimes I stay up so late that I forget to brush my teeth before passing out on my bed.

I don't drink alcoholic beverages.

I don't smoke weed or cigarettes.

I enjoy planned chaos.

I like superheroes.

I think Family Guy's the shit.

My name suits me.

I'm one out of two Kalman-s in the world... that I know of.

Yo se un poquito de espanol (but apparently I don't know how to put the ~ over the "n").

I enjoy sweets... a lot :)

The Power Rangers would SO get their asses handed to them if they fought the Ninja Turtles. (And that's fact.)

My number one reason for why I'd hate to be an elephant would be: because I wouldn't be able to jump.

I don't like my teeth.

(My teeth aren't horrendous, but they're not Hollywood-worthy.)

I can type with my eyes closed.

I lived in Amarillo, TX for a little over a year.

I was born in Edmonds, WA and raised not too far away from there until my junior year in high school.

I'm not in college.

I think deeply about how people present themselves (in many different ways). Like: how a person treats their money, how a person treats their hair (oiliness and the like), how a person chooses their words, etc.

I like being correct.

I like being emotionally dependable.

I don't mind spicy food (to a point).

I think dogs will always be better pets than cats. (I don't care what you say, cat ladies, it's true, haha.)

I'm short. And that sucks.

I believe that the above is a better show of my personality than what is below.

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I think it only appropriate that I tell you that I'm only looking for online/local friends right now. I'm on a year-long relationship hiatus and it'll be over come next St. Patrick's Day. Just thought I'd let you know ahead of time.

If there's one thing to know about me, it's that I'm a complicated person, whether I seem it or not. I'll be frank with you: I love getting physical. Don't let that dissuade you, however, because I'm just as much a hopeless romantic as I am a lustful person. It's hard to describe how such a person could exist with such conflicting characteristics, but I'll give it a shot.

I was born and raised a Mormon (LDS), yet about a year ago I decided to change my label to "Agnosticism" because I don't believe I've had sufficient proof of God's existence... yet there hasn't been sufficient proof of His absence, either. That's pretty much why I'm agnostic. Anyway, because of my falling away from the Mormon church, I've adopted a new, personal set of values, though I'm still affected by my upbringing.

EX: No - Alcohol, Cigarettes, or Drugs // Yes - Fowl Language and Humor, or Certain Other Immoralities (message me for that, haha)

I'm a liberal democrat. I feel like, whether or not I agree with their choices, people should have the ability to choose how to live their lives, as I would like the ability to do so, myself. That is, unless it goes as far as to break sensible laws or harm anyone/hamper their rights.

I feel it necessary to be up-front and honest with you because I'd like the same when dealing with complete strangers (though it's reeally fun to lie to them, haha). Mainly I just wanted to get those two "must know" items out of the way so that I could talk about other things than politics or religion... and make sure that anyone TOO religious/republican didn't try to message me, haha. No offense, or anything... it's just that I'd have a hard time getting along with you romantically. Sorry :/

Oh, and another thing, don't message me if you can't use apostrophes, commas, semicolons, colons, spaces, or periods correctly. Nothing personal, it just bothers the hell out of me.

(And girls say GUYS can't spell worth a shit, haha)

I'm taking life's road a step at a time.

Before I can settle down with a family and be happy, I have to have a career. Before that I have to have a college degree of some sort, and, before that, enough money to pay for college.

I'm honestly unsure of where I'm going at this point, but journalism and psychology are two definite interests that I could see myself pursuing.

'Course, if none of that pans out, I suppose I'll be a working stiff like the rest of the average people in the world, and hope that I'll be able to sell a few of my ideas in the form of hardback novels, haha.

(Some topics I write about: Love, Reincarnation, Betrayal, The Supernatural, etc.)

Singing, acting, playing and writing music (guitar), sculpting, writing, drawing... pretty much anything artistic, and cuddling :D

(I'm not trying to sound full of myself, I'm just confident that I'm more gifted in those areas than any other abilities I might have.)

Oh, and apparently I'm really good at dancing like Snoopy when there's a fast song playing :) haha

I'm freakin' short. It's a real buzz kill. But hey, some girls like their guys shorter... (which is a little weird, but I don't mind, haha)

I really liked Eragon, Eldest, the first couple HP's (haven't read the other ones), a few of the Lemony Snicket's ones, and an Agatha Christie novel called "And Then There Were None" (aka Ten Little Indians).

Oh, and if you like The Great Gatsby, you better be able to argue with me on how it was a good book, 'cause honestly?--it was just a bunch of celebrities drinking, crashing cars, and murdering people. There wasn't anything epic and different about it. (I'm more a fan of the supernatural... or at least things that are mentally stimulating.)

Honestly, I'm game for pretty much any movie you throw at me (except gory-scary movies). I'm cool with gore, just not gore in scary films (like the Saw movies) 'cause that's just nasty. I think it sick of someone to desire seeing a person chopping their own limb off to survive.

With music, I'll go for pretty much anything that isn't heavy death metal shit where they're screaming about killing the world and themselves, sappy country music with a whiny slide guitar through the whole song, or yo-yo-where-my-homies-at-bitch rap music that barely has a point to it at all. Oh... and polka can be put on the "no way" list, too. *Shudders*

With food, I generally like anything without bad breath afterward. Also, I've got a biiiiig sweet tooth :)

Cookies are my forte :D

My life and my importance to others in it. Things that matter. Why the things that matter actually matter, haha.

I really do think a lot. It's kind of a prerequisite to becoming a novelist, haha. I've had moments in conversations where the person I'm talking with stops and says something like, "You have too much free time," or, "Whoa--that's deep," haha.

Sometimes I question if it's really that I'm "deep" or that they just don't make the effort to think about things.

If you actually think about the little things in life, I'd love to talk with you :)

Probably working--or seeing a movie for free at the theater I work at :D

I'm a virgin.

I'm a virgin by choice, though, so it's not like I'm inexperienced, haha.

That, and I'm a geek, but not the awkward kind that plays WoW and D&D; rather, I'm the kind that likes Star Wars and Superheroes, though I do cooler things like play guitar or go exploring in canyons (when I have the opportunity).

I don't know if this is private, but I've got a pretty big vocabulary and a good sense of grammar. If that's a turn-off, then navigate away from this page immediately, haha.

You should message me if you'd like to talk. Anything beyond that is your own initiative and I'm not one to be telling you what to do :)

But you should message me, haha,

Taylor.

P.S. If you liked what you heard here, read my journal post; it's got most of what you need to know about me.

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