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My name is Walter and I have no idea where to start.
Life has been very good to me. Pretty much nothing bad ever happens to me. In fact, everything i don't like about my life is MY fault. I've wasted so much of what has been given to me. I know I could have done worse, but that's not good enough. I want perfection, but often just don't do anything at all. This is partially because of a fear of failing if I try, but also because I stress myself out too much.

Enough self-reflection..
Happiness is VERY important. Comedy is one of the greatest things ever. I'm a big believer in the power and importance of apathy(seems kinda ironic, doesn't it?)

Things I love:
Ninja,
Kittens,
Swords,
Beauty,
dork stuff(D&D, comics, video games, toys, DDR, internet message boards, fantasy novels, etc.), road-tripping, hockey, scarves, good quality furniture(preferably with a very dark stain), spin-kicking, adventure, Settlers of Catan, robots, volvo, PEZ, perfect weather(right before a storm comes and the air is the perfect not-hot-or-cold temperature and the wind is extremely strong), bowling, tall socks, apple pie, packrat-ing, land features(big trees, big rocks, big hills, caves, bluffs, streams/creeks, meadows, lakes, canyons, waterfalls, mountains, valleys, springs, deep forests), cereal, bracelets(but not rings. they don't fit right), found objects, digital watches with the day and date

I own a house with my brother. My source of employment got shut down over a year ago. I haven't taken any classes in quite a while.
Basically, I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. On the plus side, i have tons of friends and family that care about me. I am not too worried about the future except for getting old.

Thumb-wrestling, the limbo

My long flowing locks.

My body,
My mind,
fast transportation,
Basic needs(food, water, shelter),
Friends/family,
Music

Batman

Hanging out with friends, trying to decide what to do.

...you quote Mr. Show frequently.
...you appreciate the simple but delicious approach haagen-dazs has to ice cream(they have a new Honey-Vanilla ice cream that basically owns everybody)
...you like rocks and trees and shit.
...you dig on badgers.
...you don't get offended easily.
...you can fight a bear(the animal) with your bare hands and win.
...you're a ninja
...you know all the words to Breakfast At Tiffany's
...you drink a lot of water.
...you ghost ride the whip.
...you respect life but have a healthy disdain for humanity.
...you know what eleventy-blue is.
...your internet is bigger than mine.
...you hear colors.
...you want to sell any JNCOs.
...you have mixed feelings(or just hate) 4th Edition D&D.
...you enjoy Professor Layton and the Curious Village
...you'd fuck Puzzle Quest if it were person, no matter the gender!
...you eat a lot of fruit.
...you try to eat organic and/or locally produced food, but don't preach about it.
...you have a stamp with your name on it.
...you take a ton of photos of things besides yourself.
...you know what's in my pocket.
...you think that bees are one of the most important non-microscopic creatures on the planet.
...want to.