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28 Waterbury, CT Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:41pm
Straight, Bisexual, Questioning
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WHAT UP! Let me introduce you to the one and only, Ashley Arcane.

I really dig music. I enjoy looking funny. Experiencing new bands, humans, and things in general is what keeps me going. The open road is where I try to spend most of my time. I yearn for the times when everything was just simpler. Where's the boy who will croon to me like in all those doo wop love tunes? It's basically a fact that I was born in the wrong era. (Sucker for a side part!) INFP. Also, I absolutely despise sandals (on both sexes). Flip flops should be limited to beach use only! I have an unhealthy obsession with muscular arms. Total turn off? Somebody who changes "who they are" because of the people they're with, or the trends that are around. If you're that person.. really, don't bother.

Oh yeah, and I dig nerdy boys.

PS Be patient with the responses.. I have ADHD on the internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Amidst working too damn much.. going to shows, traveling as much as possible, watching pr0n, listening to music, entertaining the idea that I will someday work in the music biz, learning, collecting sunglasses! (Always accepting sunglasses donationsss.. )
I don't have the grown up answer for this question, because I don't quite know what I'm going to eventually do with my life. I suspect it will be sporadic bursts of a million different careers. We shall see! Ideally, it would involve A LOT of traveling though. Tour, anyone? If it makes me happy, I'm going to do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a glorified secretary, Makeup, Hair Coloring, driving, utilizing the interwebz, duckpin bowling (OK, maybe not good at.. but enjoy), being silly, not knowing what to say... etc
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm super shy/quiet, at first.. and that I have purdy eyeballs buttttt if you take the time to crack the shell, i'm actually pretty fucking fantastic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my pets (Luke, Padme, Zoe)
2. computer/interwebz; talk about addiction?
3. music - without a doubt!
4. family - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
5. passion
6. a working vehicle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why dudes always have a pic of them holding a fish...

my next adventure
..the future, and any number of possibilities it can hold.

how short life really is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a show, home alone, watching looney tunes, or counting the fibers in my sheets...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a facebook fan page. Yes, you should 'like' it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you liked my profile. a lot.

or if you know what arcane means without looking it up.
srsly, don't look it up. and it's not video game referenced, by any means.
or if you think can realistically handle all my 'quirks'
or if you aren't boring
but definitely if we match 99%.


PS - It doesn't mean anything if I don't actually send you a message upon peeping your profile.. I'm probably just hoping you will.