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NeonOnion
20 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone
Eureka, California
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Smarter Than The Average Bear
This girl actually understands what polyamorous means, and lives by it, unlike so many out there that just seem to want to sleep with everyo... read more
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 2" (1.57m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Very often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Pisces and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on high school
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Fun, Strange, and Interesting.
My Self-Summary
Hey! My name is Chastity. I've been slacking on this
forever but now I may come out of my little hole and play. =D (Why
does everything I say sound sexual?! T-T) Hmmm.. Well I'm really
bad at writing these things sooo um... anyhoo, I'm down with
hanging out all the time so hit me up. <3
BIG EDIT: I just took that test to see what type of relationship person you are and it was crap. Why because I'm poly does it make me sound like an unloving little brat? Like I always look for "Greener grass" or something? DO NOT listen to that crap. Yes I'm poly, but I don't leave anyone looking for "something better." Stupid crap.
BIG EDIT: I just took that test to see what type of relationship person you are and it was crap. Why because I'm poly does it make me sound like an unloving little brat? Like I always look for "Greener grass" or something? DO NOT listen to that crap. Yes I'm poly, but I don't leave anyone looking for "something better." Stupid crap.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently spend all my time being a care giver, working in an
attorneys office, being a house keeper, working at a foster home,
being made of the internet, and meeting new people.
You can generally find me online, at such places like The Haven, Denny's, and local bus stops. Every now and again you can find me somewhere like the mall and my own house.
You can generally find me online, at such places like The Haven, Denny's, and local bus stops. Every now and again you can find me somewhere like the mall and my own house.
I’m really good at
Wingin' it, looking cute, and feeling cute. Really, I'm good
at meeting people and gabbing. I'm pretty good at looking like I'm
fourteen and sounding like a total fool on the internet. I'm, um,
good at texting?
The first things people usually notice about me
What I'm wearing, how many accessories I have, how I drink/eat, and
that I want to be everyone's friend at first.
Popular things people say to me:
"Did your mother know your name was ironic?"
"Chastity? Like the belt?"
"You're hair changes a lot... Really? Wigs huh?"
"I love you're outfit!"
"You always look so cute!"
"Is that a unicorn on your back?"
"Wow, no chaser huh?"
"Stop taking our women away from us.
Popular things people say to me:
"Did your mother know your name was ironic?"
"Chastity? Like the belt?"
"You're hair changes a lot... Really? Wigs huh?"
"I love you're outfit!"
"You always look so cute!"
"Is that a unicorn on your back?"
"Wow, no chaser huh?"
"Stop taking our women away from us.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books;; Battle Royal & Disco Bloodbath & the occasional
manga.
Movies;; Battle Royal & horrible porn & cartoons.
Music;; Pretty much everything with good lyrics/everything everyone else seems to hate (I am the worst music wise person). Gorillaz is my all time favorite band, and pretty much the only thing I listen to that everyone seems to like. (Erm, except the occasional Dr. Steel songs that many people soon to like.)
Movies;; Battle Royal & horrible porn & cartoons.
Music;; Pretty much everything with good lyrics/everything everyone else seems to hate (I am the worst music wise person). Gorillaz is my all time favorite band, and pretty much the only thing I listen to that everyone seems to like. (Erm, except the occasional Dr. Steel songs that many people soon to like.)
The six things I could never do without
Internet, new people to meet and be friends with, money, food,
water based liquids, oxygen.
I'd be much happier if I could have more then just six things however. I get annoyed with living in repeat pretty quickly.
I'd be much happier if I could have more then just six things however. I get annoyed with living in repeat pretty quickly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. From bills to the plans I'm constantly making with new
friends to what that bug is thinking to what I should wear the next
day. The only thing I rarely think about is weather or not I should
say what I'm about to say. This gets me in trouble. Less trouble
with pissing people off, more trouble with everyone constantly
thinking I'm hitting on them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking, sitting online, pestering people to get to know them
better, dancing, dancing, dancing, drinking, flirting, texting,
eating at places like Denny's and The Pantry, keeping whole parties
as happy as I can, making more plans, and maybe taking some
pictures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Umm... I'm not too private. 9.9; in fact, generally I get scolded
for being too open. Totally lame. I hate the whole "go ahead, ask
me anything" because it makes me seem like a total perv and expect
something like "What panties are you wearing?" And other such crap
but really if you are curious go ahead and ask about whatever. I'll
likely tell you unless I think you are just being a gross jerk.
<3
You should message me if
You feel like it. I like friends, but I'm not here to humpidump
with anyone. I mean, I'm not against meeting 'someone' but I'm not
here to get picked up on. Only message me if you are patient with
replies. I'm as fast as I can be. I don't have the internet at my
house, I could be online more but I don't like sitting at other
people's houses online too much. I also make myself quite busy so I
don't have much time for just chatting online. Sorry. However if
you talk to me a while I'm sure I'll swap cell numbers with you for
texting or what-not I always respond ASAP on my phone.
