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Neon_emu

29 Binghamton, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in a committed relationship with: someone I love very much, and have no intention of leaving. Her profile is below:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/sammykins0822

I'm (we are) looking for an attractive and open-minded girl who is interested in getting to know a couple, and if we feel comfortable, exploring that dynamic. We are interested in exploring many things, including cuckqueaning, threesomes, etc... Though, those things are not required, and we'd be happy to meet like minded people.

About me:
I am not like most people.
I am brutally honest which people enjoy at first.
I'm easily confused.
I love double negatives and recently became a fan of the use of double possessives.
I love my dog. He's probably the coolest person I know, besides my girlfriend.
I look better in person than I do in photographs.
I have an inability to fully develop a profile that meets the length requirements of OKC. I tend to think any real or meaningful expression of who I am, or who you might be is developed over time and requires effort.

I am ridiculous, cynical, and bereft...
What I’m doing with my life
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After finishing Graduate School, I have embarked on the journey of employment. I am comfortable in my current job, and striving to improve my skills and income, while also finding contentedness in who I am and what I am doing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being humorous in my own right (though I'm really not that funny).
Making omelettes.
Pleasing my partner.
Sarcasm.
Tying knots.
Pushing boundaries.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or the fact I said something that was completely awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There are so many books to enjoy, and so many books to despise with every fiber of my being. With that said, I am an avid consumer of narratives, and I do not determine value based on medium. However, I do find that talking about literature can be very boring, and that for the most part, people rehash the same ideas over and over. I don't care if you read an author and can quote them, everyone else can too. True beauty lies within the synthesis and creation of new ideas and new imaginations. I want new and exciting ideas... great narratives, poly-dimensional characters. I don't think that's too much to ask.

I have a strange relationship with music.

I love almost any food that I am capable of grasping with my own two hands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 pen and 5 pieces of paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being. If you have mastered this, please let me know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Baking, sleeping, watching a movie, cuddling, or doing my own thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess ask. I'm a very open book.
You should message me if
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You want to talk with or meet an engaging and unique person.
You like hiking.
You want to develop a friendship, etc...
You're interested in getting to know me and my girlfriend.

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