I am not like most people.
I am brutally honest which people enjoy at first.
I am an avid reader and writer.
I tend to be more expressive than most people and I'm easily confused.
I love double negatives and recently became a fan of the use of double possessives.
I love my dog. He's probably the coolest person I know.
I look better in person than I do in photographs.
I have an inability to fully develop a profile that meets the length requirements of OKC. I tend to think any real or meaningful expression of who I am, or who you might be is developed over time and requires effort.

I am ridiculous, cynical, and bereft...

After finishing Graduate School, I have embarked on the journey of employment. I am comfortable in my current job, and striving to improve my skills and income, while also finding contentedness in who I am and what I am doing.

Being humorous in my own right.
Making omelettes.
Pleasing my partner.
Sarcasm.

My eyes or the fact I said something that was completely awkward.

There are so many books to enjoy, and so many books to despise with every fiber of my being. With that said, I am an avid consumer of narratives, and I do not determine value based on medium. However, I do find that talking about literature can be very boring, and that for the most part, people rehash the same ideas over and over. I don't care if you read an author and can quote them, everyone else can too. True beauty lies within the synthesis and creation of new ideas and new imaginations. I want new and exciting ideas... great narratives, poly-dimensional characters. I don't think that's too much to ask.

I have a strange relationship with music.

I love almost any food that I am capable of grasping with my own two hands.

1 pen and 5 pieces of paper

Being. If you have mastered this, please let me know.

doing my own thing.

I guess ask. I'm a very open book.

You want to talk with or meet an engaging and unique person.
You like hiking.
You want to develop a friendship, etc...