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Neooli

30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My high school art teacher called me a contradiction on a bookmark she gifted to me upon graduation. She not only meant to describe how I went from drawing tight, detailed little drawings to pictures with bigger broader strokes. She also wanted to say who I was personally.

For example, I think people think I am more serious than I always am.

I enjoy art, design, music, movies, politics, history, but kindness and humor interest me even more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like so many, I do design for a software company. Though not one of those North Face-clad transplants at one of the big names. I moved to Seattle after falling in love with the PNW when I was in the 6th grade. Did some school, struggled around for a bit, then carved out a career for myself. So I do pretty well now, and I credit chance way more than merit.

In August I'm getting a new camera that I've been saving for, and will be using it for projects I've planned with my friend. So I'm counting the weeks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing
designing icons
knowing why your computer isn't working and being unable to fix it
becoming friends with dogs
cooking (when I have the time)
being nicer than I look
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Indecipherable ethnicity. Wearing black. Cowboy boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - Point Break, Angel-A, The Fall, Leon The Professional, Drive, Star Wars, Short Circuit 2, Blade Runner, Star Trek the Motion Picture (1979, not the JJ Abrams travesty), Moon, Mr. Nobody, Rocky, Back to The Future, Ghostbusters, Galaxy Express 999, Jurassic Park, Nothing Personal, Rushmore, The Muppet Movie, Jackie Brown, Wall-E, The Dollars Trilogy, Fargo, Collateral, The Terminator, UHF, Gattaca, Kurosawa's Dreams, The Great Dictator

Shows - True Detective, Cheers, Simpsons (season 3 to 9 only), Mad Men, House of Cards, Orange is The New Black, DS9 (TNG is second to me), Up with Steve Kornacki, Louie, Lucky Louie, The Sarah Silverman Program, Rick and Morty, King of The Hill, 3-south, Peep Show, Futurama, Allen Gregory, American Pickers, Batman: The Animated Series, Freakazoid, Clone High, Wondershowzen

Music - Tom Tom Club, The Clash, Yelle, Devo, The Talking Heads, Chopin, Led Zeppelin, Neutral Milk Hotel, Violent Femmes, Brian Eno, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, Buddy Holly, Louis Armstrong, They Might Be Giants, Carol King, The Carpenters, Blondie, Atmosphere, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Flaming Lips, Alice in Chains, Guns n Roses, Cat Stevens ... it's all really over the place and this can't hope to cover it all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer
2 best friends
parents
bed
glasses
burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories to tell and how.

How the universe was a still pond and entropy is a return to that stillness. You, I, the stars and planets are just ripples from a splash.

... Kidding. Real people don't think that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making a mistake
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't snap my fingers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't want to go on a date, you just want to hang out. And I don't mean "hang-out", as a veiled formality to knocking boots. I don't want to deal with any of that hyped-up nonsense. What I *do* want is to get out of the house with company. Which may include the following:

Aimless wandering, beer picnics (I added "beer" to sound cool), very long bike rides (in comfortable clothes not spandex), hikes, playing Space Engineers, doing your homework/reading/drawing/macramé while I draw/paint.