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29 M Seattle, WA

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Last Online
Today – 8:55am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
My life is basically at this point a blur of going to work (UI/UX design) and going home to paint ... I've pretty much comfortably subtracted a social life because I'm focusing on trying to make pretty things. However I feel I should punctuate the time between with some social interaction. I'm just bad at it.

I can't do small talk, but I can manage with these subjects in no specific order:
-Color theory, design, and other visual jerkoff'y stuff
-Chef Boyardee
-movies and TV
-this site and horror stories resulting from it
-native american culture

I can listen to other subjects, and will appreciate the conversation but I might draw a blank
What I’m doing with my life
UX/UI design full time and painting pandering crap. Saving up to move out my shoebox studio to something significantly nicer so I can be a hermit in splendor. Recently I've been trying to travel more ... as I write this I am sitting in the middle of Pennsylvania. I hope to visit Japan in a year like a friggn weeaboo loser.
I’m really good at
making food (though I don't often have the chance).
Reading, but I don't often get to do that as well.
Various design programs.
TV-related analogies.
The first things people usually notice about me
Indecipherable ethnicity. Wearing black. Cowboy boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Point Break, The Simpsons (s3-9), any food, and music of any genre. I'd rather explore all of this in conversation.

Though I am watching Steel Magnolias at this very moment and I can't say I dislike it.
The six things I could never do without
-My 2 best friends. Gross.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The next project, friends, family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trees and trees: painting and smoking them while watching Rachel Maddow and then she sends me to prison*, but then I watch a movie.

*"going to prison" is what Rachel Maddow says on Friday nights at the end of her show leading into prison reality shows. I have never been incarcerated.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a OKCupid penpal I've been talking to for a few years and haven't met. It's a nice diversion.

Alos I walk a weird fine line between being forward and reserved. I hope to meet people who can also walk that line and not be bored/uncomfortable.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I'm intent on making friends with those willing to put in a mutual effort. Dating is not something I want to rush into partly because of my schedule, but I'm not against it going there eventually if it feels right. Obviously.

Also if you want to ride bikes (sans spandex) I really want to meet you.

I welcome anyone to write though.