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NeptunesNephew

25 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:21am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Would you call your self colour blind when referring to people from different racial back grounds?

A. No
B. yes
C. I am actually colour bind so yeah.

Do you think that Boris Johnson is fun, harmless and ultimately a decent guy?

A. No
B. Yes
C. He's alright

Do you think that Britain has too many immigrants and that we need send some of them back to their countries of origin.

A.No
B.Yes
C. just the ones stealing our jobs

Do you think that feminism is no longer needed?

A.No
B. kinda
C. yes

Do you think its unreasonable to say that white people have certain privileges that people of colour do not.

A.No
B.Yes
C.Black people have privilege too.

Are you generally horrible and unpleasant to be around.

A.No
B.yes
C. when its necessary.

If the answer to all those questions is A then we should be allies, friends or homo lovers. If the answer is B to all of them then go suck a bag of ds. I am hoping to meet somebody who is chilled out and fun but able to think critically. Some one who likes fooling around and trying new things but can be serious about bs and call out the dominant structures of power. Ideally he'd be into black history, video games, queer theory, graphic novels, direct action, X files, cats, lots of gay sex or intimate naked times and I'm also looking for a guy who can play sax? that last one is a big ask but I am in a punk band and we wanna get a more kinda X Ray Specs/Specials vibe in the future.

My big five

1. Driving round in a big van. I am a sculptor and community artist so occasionally i get to ride round in the passenger seat of a van. For reasons unknown to me this is my favourite thing.

2. African Theology. Allot of my art work is inspired by West African philosophy of Yoruba/Santeria. I often work with African Priestesses and Priests along with the London Lucumi Choir and folkloric dancers.

3. Swamp thing. Alan Moore's swamp thing is the best graphic novel and super hero ever and shits all over those rich white hetro'yawn'ative douche bags that keep getting movies and sequels.

4. Punk Music. I Love Punk music and lots of other genres but like punk man, and funk and rap and electro and riot grrllll, but punk tho. also I am singer in a punk band called Screaming Toenail.

5. Bas Jan Ader. Bas Jan Ader is my favourite European performance artist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sculpting, drawing, Puns, morning joyousness, finding a middle ground, playing devils advocate, conjuring hypotheticals, organising other people: not myself, listening, digging and of course, shamelessly self promoting, while speaking in japanese and breakdancing to a beat that im beatboxing as I lick my elbows.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Really into these Nigerian writers

Chimimanda Ngozi, Wole Soyenka, D.O. Fugunwa, Moyo Okediji's, Amos Tutola, Ben Okri and obviously Chinua Achebe.

also

Audre Lorde, Frantz Fannon, bell hooks, Angela Davis, John Waters, James Baldwin, Mikhail Bulgakov, Herman Hesse, Aldous Huxley
Murakami, Kafka, Richard Adams, Colin Wilson & Niel Gaiman.

Films/Directors

John Waters, Paul Thomas Anderson, Ghibli, Shatoshi Kon, Todd Shlonds, Larry Clark, Jim Jarmusch, Harmonie Korrine , Ondi Timoner, David Cronenberg, Peter Jackson, Alejandro Jodorowsky!!

Food
YAMS.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art

Friends

Music

Laughter

history

options
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
best case scenarios and worst case scenarios.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"You can find me in the studio, oh no, you can find me in the studio oh no, if you like me let me know find me in the studio I got 21 seconds before I got to go." - Kaish from the So Solid Crew.

if Im not in my studio I'l probably be out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I fancy groot from guardians of the galaxy, and swamp thing.
You should message me if
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you are into realness