I promise someone dropped that hat on me at the last second before the picture was taken. I try to minimize my appearance as a tool and maximize my time being a professional nerd who doesn't care and likes to push boundaries
Some fun facts for your reading pleasure:
I really really like cheese. I am also lactose intolerant. Thank god for lactaid.
I have permanent 5 o'clock shadow. I'm not trying to cover my face in sandpaper; I just happened to win that genetic lottery. That said, if i like you, i will happily shave twice a day.
I have slept in an igloo. It's awesome.
Finally, I just hate sarcasm. It's obviously the worst thing to ever happen to this planet.