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30 Guelph, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:16pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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-hardly-used, mid 80's model
-curly-haired, bearded, nerdy, pet-friendly
-enjoys nights in or out, can be persuaded to give back massages or foot rubs without expecting sex in return
-can hold intellectual conversations
-grew up in a house with five women, trained in listening and putting the toilet seat down
-useful for general housework, along with detaining (but not killing) various bugs
-apparently I have a "Dad bod" which now women find enjoyable? Some women anyway:

-will make you laugh or your money back

Also, I'm not sad or pathetic like the men in this article. This blew my mind. If you have stories about guys like this I'd love to hear them:

And now in video form!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm finishing my PhD in molecular evolutionary biology, so I study how evolution occurs at the DNA level, in particular with regard to cool things called transposable genetic elements. My work also involves a lot of conceptual, theoretical and philosophical type stuff as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Biology-related stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I had longer, froish hair it was that. Now, maybe that I'm quiet until you get to know me better. I can be pretty funny, I've been told. My sense of humour can be a bit dark and sarcastic sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Dune, Neil Gaiman, Robin Hobb, Neuromancer, A Dream of Eagles, The Dark Tower, Jed the Dead, Discworld Novels

Comics: Hellboy, Ultimate Spider-Man, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, The Dark Knight Returns, BPRD

Movies: Star Wars, The Lord of The Rings, New Batman Trilogy,
Hot Fuzz, Sin City, The Avengers, The Hobbit, View Askewniverse, Indiana Jones

Farscape, The X-Files, Deadwood, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men,
Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, A Game of Thrones,
Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Venture Brothers, Archer,
Spartacus, Star Trek, The Space Channel,
Teletoon, Seinfeld, Longmire, Defiance, Halt and Catch Fire, Vikings,Bates Motel, Agents of SHIELD, Agent Carter, Better Call Saul, Black Sails, Daredevil

Honestly I listen to anything, if you could look at my MP3 list on my desktop you would see what I mean

Video Games:
Baldur's Gate, Planescape: Torment, Dragon Age, Grand Theft Auto, Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption, Mass Effect, Half-Life, Arkham Asylum, Arkham City

Food: Indian, Mexican, Sushi, Pizza, Almost anything ( I love to eat)

Activities: TV, Surfing the net, Drunk dancing, Walking, Hiking, Ultimate Frisbee, DnD, Magic: The Gathering
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer with an internet connection
DnD and other nerd-stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My work
Minutiae of nerdy stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often at home surfing the net , watching tv or a movie. Sometimes I will be out having a pint or out on the dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't swim underwater. I never got the hang of blowing water out of my nose.
I saved a kitten once, ask me for the story :)

I was just taught how to knit. I finished a scarf early in 2013 and I just finished a hat for my sister. She loved it more than any other gift I've given her so that was nice.

I am a really open book in general though. Feel free to ask away!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you see pretty much :)

Also if you'd like to learn how to salsa dance. Let's do a beginner lesson together, I still have yet to give it a go :)