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30 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I studied zoology in school and now I make a living identifying insects at the Field Museum. It's neat work. I used to work with aquariums, and I still have a bunch littering my apartment. I like going out and exploring all the nature around us. Yay, nature!

I enjoy cooking at home; I'm decent enough at it. I just cooked with kohlrabi for the first time, which I'm pretty proud of. I go to farmer's markets when I can. I like to explore new restaurants in the city. I don't really go out to bars much. Though arcade bars are fun.

I've been told I'm a bit inscrutable at times. I suppose I have some of the endearing eccentricities of the sui generis. INTJ. Mostly I'm a nerdy boy in need of a cute girl.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staring at flies and beetles.
I’m really good at
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Being a polite and courteous CTA rider.
Not using Facebook.
Dropping scientific knowledge on people.
Dining al fresco.
Correct grammar and punctuation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance, both physically and in demeanor, to Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mostly what I read is peer-reviewed journal articles. And field guides to various flora and fauna. Some of my favorite literature is Greek: Herodotus, Homer, Aristophanes. I did NOT like Infinite Jest.

I am a casual cinephile. I'm trying to slowly make my way through the Criterion Collection's catalogue. I also have a deep love for David Attenborough-narrated documentaries.

David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Mott the Hoople, Jobriath, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Sly & The Family Stone, Marvin Gaye, Arcade Fire, The White Stripes, Beck. I listen to classical music regularly and go to the CSO concerts at Ravinia every year.

I'm a former vegetarian and current eater of humanely-farmed meats (boo! factory farms). Horchata on a warm summer's evening brings me great joy.


Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Archer, Community, Louie, Tim & Eric, Futurama, Venture Bros., Monty Python, Sherlock, True Detective, American Horror Story.
The six things I could never do without
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Trader Joe's... for sustenance
The Brown Line... to get places
Women... because I'm emotionally needy
The internet... to help me waste my time
Kitties... for their cuddly love
Cardigans... to keep me warm and dapper
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know and love multiple songs by the band Toto. You can find me dancing and singing along to them with my cat.
You should message me if
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Are you cute, smart and funny? Then you should probably message me.