My self-summary.
In the form of a haiku.
Prepare to be wooed.

A bit of a nerd.
Degree in zoology.
Works with animals.

Skinny ties, waistcoats.
Most often a cardigan.
That's just how I roll.

Contradicts himself.
I'm large... contain multitudes.
Much like Walt Whitman.

Lover of The Arts.
Sadly lacking in talent.
Paints like five year old.

Needs to find cute girl.
For dating misadventures.
Lets get some coffee?

Closing in on my 30's with great trepidation.
Trying to eat healthier these days.
I read when I can. Mostly nerd books.
Ugh, I need to do laundry.

Making eggs & hash browns with toast & jam in the morning.
Being a quiet, polite and courteous CTA rider.
Not using Facebook.
Dropping scientific knowledge on people.
Having catlike reflexes.
Not getting messages on here. :(

My resemblance to either Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory or Mr. Bean or Elijah Wood.

I enjoy zoological reference books, Ancient Greek lit, and my weekly New Yorker. I did NOT like Infinite Jest.

I like Wes Anderson movies, old foreign art house crap, good horror and sci-fi, and Bill Murray. I will love you forever if you watch David Attenborough-narrated BBC nature documentaries with me.

Glam rock & classic rock, David Bowie!!!, Black Keys & White Stripes & Arcade Fire & LCD Soundsystem, James Brown and Sly Stone, and I wake up every morning to classical music.

I'm mostly a vegetarian. Though lately I've been experimenting with allowing some sustainably-collected, wild-caught fish and organic, free-range chicken into my diet.

Also...

Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Downton Abbey, Girls, Community, Louie, Tim & Eric, Futurama, Venture Bros., Monty Python

Trader Joe's... for sustenance
The Brown Line... to get places
Women... because I'm emotionally needy
The internet... to help me waste my time
Kitties... for their cuddly love
Cardigans... to keep me warm and dapper

Zoological nomenclature & phyolgenies.
Cute girls.
Sadly, in that order.

In need of a date...

Occasional misanthropic introvert.
Sporadic humanist extrovert.

You are the right combination of cute, endearing, funny & intelligent... and you'd like to go adventuring together.