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Nerdinerd

30 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My self-summary.
In the form of a haiku.
Prepare to be wooed.

A bit of a nerd.
Degree in zoology.
Works with animals.

Skinny ties, waistcoats.
Most often a cardigan.
I like to look nice.

Contradicts himself.
I'm large... contain multitudes.
Much like Walt Whitman.

Lover of The Arts.
Sadly lacking in talent.
Paints like five year old.

Needs to find cute girl.
For dating misadventures.
Lets get some coffee?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Livestock Director... whatever that means.
I'm also an occasional curator at the Field Museum; beetles.
I've been authoring some nerdy science articles for publication.
So I've got a cat. She likes to nibble on people.
Eagerly awaiting season 4 of Game of Thrones.
Becoming a pretty solid chef at home.
Not killing my cacti/succulents. Huzzah!
I’m really good at
Making eggs & hash browns with toast & jam in the morning.
Being a quiet, polite and courteous CTA rider.
Not using Facebook.
Dropping scientific knowledge on people.
Having catlike reflexes.
Not getting messages on here. :(
The first things people usually notice about me
My resemblance, both physically and in demeanor, to Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy zoological reference books, Ancient Greek lit, and my weekly New Yorker. I did NOT like Infinite Jest.

I like Wes Anderson movies, old foreign art house crap, good horror and sci-fi, and Bill Murray. I will love you forever if you watch David Attenborough-narrated BBC nature documentaries with me.

Glam rock & classic rock, David Bowie!!!, Black Keys & White Stripes & Arcade Fire & LCD Soundsystem, James Brown and Sly Stone, and I wake up every morning to classical music.

I'm a former vegetarian and current eater of sustainably-collected, wild-caught fish and organic, free-range poultry/pork/beef.

Also...

Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Archer, Community, Louie, Tim & Eric, Futurama, Venture Bros., Monty Python
The six things I could never do without
Trader Joe's... for sustenance
The Brown Line... to get places
Women... because I'm emotionally needy
The internet... to help me waste my time
Kitties... for their cuddly love
Cardigans... to keep me warm and dapper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zoological nomenclature & phyolgenies.
Cute girls.
Sadly, in that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
In need of a date...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been told that, due to my penchant for porkpie hats, argyle socks and cardigans, I am a hipster.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are the right combination of cute, endearing, funny & intelligent... and you'd like to go adventuring together.