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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
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Last online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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I studied zoology in school and now I make a living at the Field Museum. It's neat work. I used to work with aquariums, and I still have a bunch littering my apartment. I'm also a published aquarium author/blogger. Serious nerd cred, right? I like going out and exploring all the nature around us.

I enjoy cooking at home; I'm decent enough at it. I go to farmer's markets when I can. I like to explore new restaurants in the city. I don't really go out to bars much. Though arcade bars are fun.

I have the world's best cat. We're a package deal.
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking through microscopes for hours at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a polite and courteous CTA rider.
Dropping scientific knowledge on people.
Dining al fresco.
Correct grammar and punctuation.
Giving my kitty belly rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My resemblance, both physically and in demeanor, to Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mostly what I read is peer-reviewed journal articles. And field guides to various flora and fauna. Some of my favorite literature is Greek: Herodotus, Homer, Aristophanes. I did NOT like Infinite Jest.

I am a casual cinephile; I've seen lots of arthouse crap. More recently... Mad Max: Fury Road was awesome. Hercules, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was utter shite.

David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Mott the Hoople, Jobriath, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Sly & The Family Stone, Marvin Gaye, Arcade Fire, The White Stripes, Beck. I listen to classical music regularly and go to the CSO concerts at Ravinia every year.

I'm a former vegetarian and current eater of humanely-farmed meats. Horchata on a warm summer's evening brings me great joy.


Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Archer, Community, Louie, Tim & Eric, Futurama, Venture Bros., Monty Python, Sherlock, True Detective, Last Week Tonight.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Trader Joe's... for sustenance
The Brown Line... to get places
Women... because I'm emotionally needy
The internet... to help me waste my time
Kitties... for their cuddly love
Cardigans... to keep me warm and dapper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The new Jurassic Park movie that's coming out soon.

So. Excited.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk with my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know and love multiple songs by the band Toto. You can find me dancing and singing along to them with my drunk cat.
You should message me if
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Are you cute, smart and funny? Then, by all means, message me.