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27 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly other
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty much the smartest idiot I know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to catch those darn smurfs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dota2 (No I'm not, this is a raging lie).

Reading things and remembering them forever.

Driving Giant cars.

Computer wizardry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly I have no freaking clue, glasses maybe? I was hanging out with a new group of people the other day and a guy said I looked gay, so I have that going for me I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read. I could list more but I don't want to bore you, these are my favorites so you have some frame of reference.

Books: Daemon, Jurassic Park, Battle Royal, The Stand, Fight Club, Catch 22, Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House, Enders Game, Song of Ice and Fire, The Dark Tower series (Seriously like bonus a million points if you have read this), Hitchhikers guide, Dune, Neuromancer, Little Brother, Prey, Andromeda Strain ( I like fiction but also read non fiction )

Movies : Again Jurassic Park, Zombieland, Casablanca, Star wars, Starship troopers, Goodfellas, Incredibles or anything by Pixar, Machine Girl, Army of Darkness, Better Off Dead, Ong bak, IP man, anything with Bruce Lee in it, Die Hard, Battle Royal.

TV: Arrested development, Archer, It's always sunny, Breaking Bad, Jeopardy, SAO, Mission Impossible ( it was a tv show in the 60-70s really awesome), Modern Family, Community, The IT Crowd, Sherlock, Black Books (I don't know why all the British ones are last)

Music: Ska is my favorite, Reel big fish, Streetlight Manifesto, Suburban Legends etc, /Classical: pretty much anything / modern swing: big bad voodoo daddy, squirrel nut zippers, / jazz / blues / Really starting to get into electronica and the like : Girltalk, Daftpunk. /Weird Video game music: The Protomen, the Megas, SOTC soundtrack, The black mages, OCRemix and then of course there are the classic cabaret esq, Johnny Cash and Tom Waits. So pretty much anything.

Games: TF2, Zelda, Hitman, God of war, Fable, Shadow of the Colosus, Civ 5, Half Life 2, Portal, Dota2.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Arnold palmer 1$ cans.
the snooze button
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How if I had a sack of money I would probably spend it trying to get battlebots back on the air.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding cool things in Austin to go to, like the Bat Bridge or seeing tesla coils.

TL;DR : I am a great big nerd with fun hobbies. INTJ if that sort of thing matters to you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my biggest fears is G.R.R Martin dying before finishing the seventh book.

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
You should message me if
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If you embody the character traits of Liz Lemon. I'm serious, sweatpants, pizza stains, apathy, intelligence, and starwars makes a very desirable women.

Other things I like*

Pretty dark haired women and breakfast food.
Girls with black nail polish.
You know anything at all about programming or robots.
You are generally passionate about at least one topic.
Really sarcastically miserable people.