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25 M Austin, TX

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
I program video games and have worked on a few prominent ones.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to catch those darn smurfs.
I’m really good at
Dota2 (No I'm not, this is a raging lie).

Reading things and remembering them forever.

Driving Giant cars.

Computer wizardry.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly I have no freaking clue, glasses maybe? I was hanging out with a new group of people the other day and a guy said I looked gay, so I have that going for me I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read. I could list more but I don't want to bore you, these are my favorites so you have some frame of reference.

Books: Daemon, Jurassic Park, Battle Royal, The Stand, Fight Club, Catch 22, Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House, Enders Game, Song of Ice and Fire, The Dark Tower series (Seriously like bonus a million points if you have read this), Hitchhikers guide, Dune, Neuromancer, Little Brother, Prey, Andromeda Strain ( I like fiction but also read non fiction )

Movies : Again Jurassic Park, Zombieland, Casablanca, Star wars, Starship troopers, Goodfellas, Incredibles or anything by Pixar, Machine Girl, Army of Darkness, Better Off Dead, Ong bak, IP man, anything with Bruce Lee in it, Die Hard, Battle Royal.

TV: Arrested development, Archer, It's always sunny, Breaking Bad, Jeopardy, Mission Impossible ( it was a tv show in the 60-70s really awesome), Modern Family, Community, The IT Crowd, Sherlock, Black Books (I don't know why all the British ones are last)

Music: Ska is my favorite, Reel big fish, Streetlight Manifesto, Suburban Legends etc, /Classical: pretty much anything / modern swing: big bad voodoo daddy, squirrel nut zippers, / jazz / blues / Really starting to get into electronica and the like : Girltalk, Daftpunk. /Weird Video game music: The Protomen, the Megas, SOTC soundtrack, The black mages, OCRemix and then of course there are the classic cabaret esq, Johnny Cash and Tom Waits. So pretty much anything.

Games: TF2, Zelda, Hitman, God of war, Fable, Shadow of the Colosus, Civ 5, Half Life 2, Portal, Dota2.
The six things I could never do without
Arnold palmer 1$ cans.
the snooze button
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How small these stupid thumb nails are, and how many people now inadvertently think I am stalking them because of said thumbnails.

And Tesla, I spend a lot of time thinking about Tesla.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding cool things in Austin to go to, like the Bat Bridge or seeing tesla coils.

TL;DR : I am a great big nerd with fun hobbies. INTJ if that sort of thing matters to you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of my biggest fears is G.R.R Martin dying before finishing the seventh book.

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you embody the character traits of Liz Lemon. I'm serious, sweatpants, pizza stains, apathy, intelligence, and starwars makes a very desirable women.

Other things I like*

Pretty dark haired women and breakfast food.
Girls with black nail polish.
You know anything at all about programming or robots.
You are generally passionate about at least one topic.
Really sarcastically miserable people.