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27 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:07pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm polyamorous and a relationship anarchist. I'm on okcupid looking for friends, dates, hookups, girlfriends/boyfriends, workout partners, penpals, getaway drivers, video game developers/collaborators, mentors, and other heretofore undefined and undefinable relationships with people, cats, and sentient robots. I'm in a relationship with chaosflute. She is a cool lady, and polyamorous too!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm undecided between donating sperm to hundreds of lesbian couples to ensure genetic descendancy or copying my mind into a robotic body and living forever, maybe both?

In the meantime I make videogames about space, time, and metaphysics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rational thought. They say size doesn't matter, but I dare you to take one peek at that well developed prefrontal cortex and tell me that is not a brain you could get jiggy with.

I rarely ever get angry or jealous, I'm very open minded, not at all judgmental and it takes a great deal to actually offend me. I'm not the kind of guy that is going to fight other people that flirt with you, I'm more likely to befriend them and talk about how beautiful you are and how lucky we are to get to kiss you.

I am direct, honest and self-sufficient. I'm going to tell you that I like you and tell you when something bothers me. I might come to you with my problems but I don't expect you to fix them. I own my own emotions and I hope that you do the same. I'm not looking to complete anybody's life, just to hopefully enhance it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How terrible my okcupid messages are. I thought it would be endearing, it turns out it is not. You should probably just message me first, save us both the embarrassment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite thing is interacting with other human beings. My other favorite things are:

Douglas Adams, Dante Alighieri, Isaac Asimov, Albert Camus, Philip K. Dick, Franz Kafka, Harukai Murakami, Vladimir Nobokov, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Bill Watterson, Roger Zelazny

Wes Anderson, Ingmar Bergman, Satoshi Kon, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Hayao Miyazaki, Christopher Nolan

Game Studios
2K Boston, Bethesda, Bioware, Blizzard, Bohemia Interactive, Ensemble, Firaxis, Id, Maxis, Relic, Rockstar, Team Ico, Valve

Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Werner Heisenberg, Isaac Newton, Roger Penrose, Erwin Rudolf Josef Alexander Schrödinger, Carl Sagan, Alan Turing, Thomas Young
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That moment when you are staring at the stars; amazed that a ball of plasma millions of times bigger than earth is radiating photons that travel millions of light years instantaneously that then hit your optic nerve and are chemically transformed into electrical signals that travel through a series of interconnected neurons which somehow creates the phenomenon we call consciousness which is currently contemplating it's own existence in relation to said stars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You are a well read, sex positive, sapiosexual, video gaming, scientist, feminist, poly, atheist, cat, who likes to stare at the stars.