Alpha, Rita's escaped. Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.

I'm originally from Israel and I moved to Canada 2 years ago. I grew up in Israel and spent 3 years in the army. Im 6'1. Just thought I should mention that for all you girls that think that short guys are second rate citizens (you know who you are- and you should be ashamed). I'm kidding. Short guys are totally second rate citizens. If that. I would personally give them third or fourth rate, depending on if they try to sneak in some platforms in their shoes.
Seriously dude. You're a guy. Be tall.

Ok so I want to get this up to 1000 words cause im bored right now. I hardly have 1000 words worth of description of my qualities so i'll just write what im thinking of right now.

I recently read an interview with Megan Fox in GQ magazine.
I now officially hate her. First of all the interviewer had a ridiculous high school crush on her. He keeps writing about how smart she is and how her intelligence "is at odds" with her looks. It's funny cause in the entire interview I didn't read one sentance she said that could be seen as intelligent.
She keeps bitching about how horrible her life is because she has no real friends, and the only people she hangs out with are people that work for her. Then she says that men are pathetic puppies and she hates it when they hit on her.
So lets start counting the contradictions that come out of Einstein Jr. over here. She's lonely but she hates guys that hit on her. Im not saying to give every self centered jerk off the time of day, but she admits to "shutting down" every time a guy hits on her. You have to give someone a chance.
Then she says how much she hates the fact that she is used as a sexual object in movies. But of course, she did recently get breast implants, so I guess she doesn't hate it THAT much.
Let's not overlook the class and charachter that is required to call Micheal Bay "a huge dick" when that Micheal Bay is the dude that got you 70 million dollars to look pretty in front of a green screen.
The only thing that shows that she has a bit of charachter is the fact that she likes to play Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit. Which might just be a ploy to get even more nerdboys to obsess over her.
Point is, she's NOT smart, she's nothing special, and she's just a narcissistic actress like all the other actors that she complains about. Godamn is she fucked up.
She even admitted that while filming a movie in England, when she was not required on set she would lock herself in her hotel room and play with a piece of string. If she's so smart why can't she... I don't know... read a book?

oh yea, and she's not that hot.

Wow all that rant and im only at 500? ok what else...

To clarify my user name: I think that nerdy girls are hot.

I distrust unattractive people.

I love jew jokes and I always like to hear new ones. Although that could be a challenge because I think I know all of them.

The forums on this site are ridiculousely addicting. I can hardly remember where I used to waste time online before the OKC Sexuality forum took a hold of my soul.

An awesome user that has since dissapeared from this site introduced me to FailBlog.org. Ive been going to that site daily ever since. Actually I might go on it right now to see the updates. BRB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dildo Run Provincial Park!! Where do they come up with these??

I know people will think this is stupid but when I find out that a girl is a lesbian I try to hit on her. Every time. It has yet to work. What's their problem anyway?

I love my job where I spend all day on the internet doing nothing. Thank god for western society.

I just found a cup of water that I left at my desk from yesturday. I almost drank it instead of going to the cooler and getting a new cup of water.
I just got back from teh cooler and am now drinking some ice cold water. Water is healthy you know. You're supposed to drink 8 cups a day i think.

I prefer buying clothes in Israel or Europe. I find that in shirts the american cut is differant than the european one. The European cut has shorter sleeves and is tighter on the waist.
The American cut, since it caters primarily to fatasses or alternatively, body builders, is more wide and has longer sleaves. They look real baggy on me.
Sometimes you can find European cut in the states or Canada. Its rare though.

I just got a bussines call. BRB
Dumb woman. Can't read what it says on her voucher.

Where was I?

I really want to go to the Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet. Mostly for the Breadsticks. All you can eat Breadsticks. Oh god.
I wish I had a better food selection near my work. As it is I just have a Dunkin Donuts and a Tim Hortons.
For all you non canucks, Tim Hortons is like Dunkin Donuts only infinitely better.
There is also a Provigo which has chicken wings and fries, which are delicious and pretty good value, but I go to lunch late and by the time I do, they are usually out of the good stuff.
So basicly it's Dunkin Donuts almost every day. (Tim Hortons is a bit further, and they don't have tables).

I wish I would take more pictures when I go out. I always forget to bring a camera. I just went to NYC for a weekend. it was so amazing... but I forgot to take pictures :(

ok lets see... I have ten words left. I actually did it!!

BOOBS

Wow, you sound like my parents. Uhhmmm... Yea Dad im gonna be a lawyer just like you. Actually, I am currently studying graphic design in Concordia University. You know that good University we have in Montreal? So yea, the one right next to it.

looking good. What can I say? it's what I do.
Im also above average at drawing, surfing and playing soccer and Texas Hold'em.

my aura. I've been told I have a truly inspiring aura.
if it has to be physical, my hair. Chicks love the hair :)

Now we're talking! I'm a HUGE movie buff.
That said, good movies are getting harder and harder to come by. My all time favorites are: Braveheart, Godfather, The Usual Suspect, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The 25th Hour, Battle Royale... a couple of other ones. I recently saw a really good movie which I highly recommend: Waltz with Bashir. That movie is stunning.

I'm a HUGE Lost fan. If you're a lost fan, lets start talking theories.

Books: A Game of Thrones, The Sword of Truth, Good Omens

Food: I eat everything but there is one thing I go retarded for: Blueberries. I think I have a blueberry fetish. I don't think such a fetish exists, but if it doesn't i'll invent it, and then it will be named after me.

I'm a pretty self reliant individual... don't need much.
I'm completely addicted to Youtube though so I guess I wouldn't want that site to disappear anytime soon.
I just think that youtube is full of raw talent. sometimes its hard to find the diamond in the rough so to speak, but when you do- it's alot of fun.

E- entertainment is the future son.

The Onion, SpoonyOne, Smosh, SXE Phil, LisaNova, ManInTheBox, Mega64, Jon La Joie and many more.

My two favorite places in the world: Disneyworld and Las Vegas (which is pretty much an adult DisneyWorld).
My sister, who is my favorite person in the world.

oh, and this:

I will not fear
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings total Oblivion
I will permit my fear to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain.

excuse me mam. I'm sorry to bother you, but have you noticed how good-looking I am?

sometimes... when no one's looking... I watch an old Disney movie. Nothing too fancy, just an Aladdin or a Beauty and the Beast. If you tell anyone i'll have to kill you.

I've been told that im a "shit disturber" so if you're not the confident type, spare yourself the agony of knowing me.