I am crafty, clever, and diminuitive.
My Self-Summary
I am a very short semi-practicing
Jew and semi-practicing
socialist about to turn 30. I
just moved to NYC from Portland, OR on September 10th. My turn-ons
include verbosity, personal calm, interesting eyes, inflappability,
good cheer and puns. Turn-offs include overdisclosure, disinterest
in reading (many have fallen by the wayside for that one),
tendencies toward nastiness, tantrums, willful ignorance, and a
lack of relationship experience.
What I’m doing with my life
Working with kids with behavioral issues. I have the patience of a
saint.
Focusing on my own evolution and enlightenment (not in a
technically Buddhist sense).
Exploring this new city.
Trying to knit my entire wardrobe.
I’m really good at
Knitting and
other textile crafts, understanding babies and children, distance
walking, trivia, sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses, my vocabulary, my tits.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Lemony Snicket/ Daniel Handler, Vladimir Nabokov (the reason I
started studying Russian) Haruki Murakami, C S Lewis, Richard
Kennedy, John Norman, Dostoevsky, Pushkin, Collette,
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Six String Samurai, Serenity,
all the Christopher Guest,
Folk, doo-wop, rockabilly, Russian rock
Chinese food, thai, italian (not in any particular order)
The six things I could never do without
My hands
My glasses
bisque soups
a very good light
ginger tea
a small pair of scissors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
knitting, socialism, re-purposing abandoned objects
On a typical Friday night I am
making something; drinking while reading pulp novels from the 50s.
Going to temple much less than I should.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I hate it when strangers disclose private things.
You should message me if
You are under 5'6, are very familiar with Twin Peaks or anything
Joss Whedon had a hand in, are also very crafty, have or just
honestly enjoy children, are comfortable with large vocabularies
and/or find me incredibly attractive.