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28 Marion, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Hi there! My name is Maggie, and I'm doing my profile in list form!

-I live in a big (to me) house with my friends, six dogs, two cats, and an occasional mysterious carpet stain.
-I'm a pretty typical dual-natured Gemini, and so my personality is some unholy combination of Zooey Deschnanel and Daria.
-I love horror anything, and I think that horror movies are good, but bad horror movies are AMAZING.
-I watch enough British TV that I've picked up some of the speech patterns.
-I think video games are the bees' knees.
-I'm a wannabe famous writer. You may have heard of me on when I went on the talk show circuit in my head.
-My ideal day is to wander around a city like Chicago. Hit a museum, find an out of the way coffee house, do some window shopping, check out a historical neighborhood, talk with a fake redneck accent and ask random passerby to get my picture taken in front of that them big city motor cars that what we don't got back home so I can send it to cousin Maylene.

I'm looking for a guy who's up for the occasional adventure but will also be just as happy to cuddle up on the couch under a blanket to watch Netflix, with the occasional neckin' and smoochin', of course. I'm looking for someone to spend time with for longer than just a night. Not necessarily Mr. Right, but definitely someone to make a real connection with.

If you're looking for anything like that, send me a message!

HEY! While you're here, let me save some time and say upfront that I'm transgender. Most guys I talk to don't care, but I know for some that's a deal breaker. So if you're in the that category, no worries, and good luck finding the right girl for you! But if you're in the don't care category and you think I sound super cool awesome cute, then go ahead and message me!

I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
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Not a lot, unfortunately.

I have a very silly, pointless job that I make up for in terms of life fulfillment by doing volunteer work with high school kids. It's a constant reminder that I'm making a real difference and that no matter how old I get that I'm so glad that I'm not a teenager anymore.

I'd like to go to back to school for cosmetology, which has been my dream since I was 12. I went to school for more academic stuff before my money ran out, and it was neat, but it's not for me.

I learned enough smart people things that I can still pretend to be smart in front of actual smart people, though, like I know who Foucault who is. I even know you don't pronounce the 'T.'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing academic papers deconstructing novels. But I'm not in college anymore so I should pick a skill that's still relevant to my, hmm, I guess mouth trumpet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm tall. Which I am for a girl. In fact, I am often found rampaging through downtown Tokyo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (just the ones I've read multiple times, whether because they're amazing or just fun)
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
The Sandman by Neil Gaiman
Love Medicine by Louise Erdrich
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The Beet Queen by Louise Erdrich
Sphere by Michael Crichton
All Creatures Great and Small by James Herriot
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

The Graduate
The Innocents
Good Night, and Good Luck
Hedwig & the Angry Inch
Night of the Living Dead
The Queen
Carnival of Souls
The Sweet Hereafter
A Mighty Wind
Star Wars: A New Hope
A Tale of Two Sisters

The Simpsons
The Office (British)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Thick Of It
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Bob Newhart Show
The Venture Bros
Fullmetal Alchemist
Cowboy Bebop
Gilmore Girls
And then fun trash like Downton Abbey, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, etc

Aimee Mann
The Pillows
The Beatles
Joni Mitchell
Also, classic rock in general, jpop in general, and my 90s favorites/I don't care I still like them:
The Goo Goo Dolls
Natalie Imbruglia
Matchbox 20

Video Games:
Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3
Fatal Frame 1 and 3
Grim Fandango
Final Fantasy X
Chrono Trigger
Beyond Good & Evil
The Last Express
Sam And Max Hit The Road
Sly Cooper 1, 2, and 3
The Dark Eye
Shadow of the Colossus
And lord knows how much retro stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Silent Hill game series
2. Diet Pepsi
3. My iPhone.
4. Flip Flops
5. Makeup to compensate for my wicked, ugly soul.
6. My dog and cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything! To the point of Lovecraftian-esque madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Volunteering when I'm being productive, watching YouTube videos when I'm being less than productive, or hanging out with a friend if I'm being less than productive but not anti-social.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I already sort of spent my big one up in the main body of my profile. So. Um. Let's see, what else do I got...umm...I can't properly say the word "azure."
You should message me if
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you think the universe is best explored with a partner!