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Hi there! My name is Maggie! This is my profile! I hope you enjoy
Let's see, I've been described as somewhere between Zooey
Deschanel-levels of sweetness and whimsey and George Carlin levels
of cynicism and snark, except not in those exact words because real
people don't talk like that, but you get the idea.
I live in a big (to me, anyway) house with my two best friends,
five dogs ranging from black lab mix down to chihuahua, two cats
ranging from nice to Satan, and several mysterious carpet
Misc about me:
-I like to write, and occasionally attempt to make internet videos,
but who has the time for that nonsense?
-I spend an inordinate amount of time watching horror movies,
especially awful ones for some reason.
-I think video games are the bees' knees.
-I watch British television to the point that I've irrecoverably
picked up some of the slang and speech patterns.
-I unironically like going for long walks. Not on the beach
-I watch videos of amusement park rides on youtube as a hobby,
primarily due to my fascination/fear of animatronics.
So, there, what do you think? Am I cool or what? Yeah, you want to
date the hell out of me don't you? Yeah you do!
HEY! While I'm here, let's get this out of the way, since no one
reads to the end of girls' profiles anyway: I'm transgender. To
answer your first question, yes that means what you think it does.
Is that cool? Cool! Is that not cool? Also cool, we all have our
preferences. Didn't read this part until now and it's not cool and
you were already talking to me and now you're feeling awkward? Also
cool, I understand, you can gracefully bow out, just remember that
you're gentleman ^_^
So that's all! I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
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Not a lot, unfortunately.
I care for a disabled man and clean his house and avoid political
discussions with him for a living. I also go on bad interviews for
a second job for a living, apparently, too.
I do some volunteer work, too.I chaperone gay high school kids at
an after school program, and I've read and done crafts with little
kids at a library, where, not to toot my own horn, but a six year
old fashionista-in-the-making told me my blue nail polish was
awesome. Yeah, so, I'm pretty rad.
I'd like to go to back to school for cosmetology, which has been my
dream since I was 12. I went to school for more academic stuff
before my money ran out, and it was neat, but it's not for me. I
learned enough smart people things that I can still pretend to be
smart in front of actual smart people, though, like I know who
Foucault who is. I even know you don't pronounce the 'T.'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing academic papers deconstructing novels. But I'm not in
college anymore so I should pick a skill that's still relevant to
my life...so, hmm, I guess mouth trumpet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm tall. Which I am for a girl. In fact, I am often found
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (just the ones I've read multiple times, whether because
they're amazing or just fun)
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
The Sandman by Neil Gaiman
Love Medicine by Louise Erdrich
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The Beet Queen by Louise Erdrich
Sphere by Michael Crichton
All Creatures Great and Small by James Herriot
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Good Night, and Good Luck
Hedwig & the Angry Inch
Night of the Living Dead
Carnival of Souls
The Sweet Hereafter
A Mighty Wind
Star Wars: A New Hope
A Tale of Two Sisters
The Office (British)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Thick Of It
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Bob Newhart Show
The Venture Bros
And then fun trash like Downton Abbey, American Horror Story, Bates
Also, classic rock in general, jpop in general, and my 90s
favorites/I don't care I still like them:
The Goo Goo Dolls
Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3
Fatal Frame 1 and 3
Final Fantasy X
Beyond Good & Evil
The Last Express
Sam And Max Hit The Road
Sly Cooper 1, 2, and 3
The Dark Eye
Shadow of the Colossus
And lord knows how much retro stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Silent
3. My iPhone.
5. Makeup to compensate for my wicked, ugly soul.
6. My dog and cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything! To the point of Lovecraftian-esque madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends, sometimes at a restaurant like Denny's
that's open 24 hours so we can stay crazy late, sometimes at a bar,
sometimes at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, I already sort of spent my big one up in the main body of my
profile. So. Um. Let's see, what else do I got...umm...I can't
properly say the word "azure."
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