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Hi there! My name is Maggie, and I'm doing my profile in list
-I live in a big (to me) house with my friends, six dogs, two cats,
and an occasional mysterious carpet stain.
-I'm a pretty typical dual-natured Gemini, and so my personality is
some unholy combination of Zooey Deschnanel and Daria.
-I love horror anything, and I think that horror movies are good,
but bad horror movies are AMAZING.
-I watch enough British TV that I've picked up some of the speech
-I think video games are the bees' knees.
-I'm a wannabe famous writer. You may have heard of me on when I
went on the talk show circuit in my head.
-My ideal day is to wander around a city like Chicago. Hit a
museum, find an out of the way coffee house, do some window
shopping, check out a historical neighborhood, talk with a fake
redneck accent and ask random passerby to get my picture taken in
front of that them big city motor cars that what we don't got back
home so I can send it to cousin Maylene.
I'm looking for a guy who's up for the occasional adventure but
will also be just as happy to cuddle up on the couch under a
blanket to watch Netflix, with the occasional neckin' and
smoochin', of course. I'm looking for someone to spend time with
for longer than just a night. Not necessarily Mr. Right, but
definitely someone to make a real connection with.
If you're looking for anything like that, send me a message!
HEY! While you're here, let me save some time and say upfront that
I'm transgender. Most guys I talk to don't care, but I know for
some that's a deal breaker. So if you're in the that category, no
worries, and good luck finding the right girl for you! But if
you're in the don't care category and you think I sound super cool
awesome cute, then go ahead and message me!
I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
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Not a lot, unfortunately.
I have a very silly, pointless job that I make up for in terms of
life fulfillment by doing volunteer work with high school kids.
It's a constant reminder that I'm making a real difference and that
no matter how old I get that I'm so glad that I'm not a teenager
I'd like to go to back to school for cosmetology, which has been my
dream since I was 12. I went to school for more academic stuff
before my money ran out, and it was neat, but it's not for
I learned enough smart people things that I can still pretend to be
smart in front of actual smart people, though, like I know who
Foucault who is. I even know you don't pronounce the 'T.'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing academic papers deconstructing novels. But I'm not in
college anymore so I should pick a skill that's still relevant to
my life...so, hmm, I guess mouth trumpet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm tall. Which I am for a girl. In fact, I am often found
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (just the ones I've read multiple times, whether because
they're amazing or just fun)
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
The Sandman by Neil Gaiman
Love Medicine by Louise Erdrich
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The Beet Queen by Louise Erdrich
Sphere by Michael Crichton
All Creatures Great and Small by James Herriot
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Good Night, and Good Luck
Hedwig & the Angry Inch
Night of the Living Dead
Carnival of Souls
The Sweet Hereafter
A Mighty Wind
Star Wars: A New Hope
A Tale of Two Sisters
The Office (British)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Thick Of It
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Bob Newhart Show
The Venture Bros
And then fun trash like Downton Abbey, American Horror Story, Bates
Also, classic rock in general, jpop in general, and my 90s
favorites/I don't care I still like them:
The Goo Goo Dolls
Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3
Fatal Frame 1 and 3
Final Fantasy X
Beyond Good & Evil
The Last Express
Sam And Max Hit The Road
Sly Cooper 1, 2, and 3
The Dark Eye
Shadow of the Colossus
And lord knows how much retro stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Silent
3. My iPhone.
5. Makeup to compensate for my wicked, ugly soul.
6. My dog and cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything! To the point of Lovecraftian-esque madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Volunteering when I'm being productive, watching YouTube videos
when I'm being less than productive, or hanging out with a friend
if I'm being less than productive but not anti-social.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, I already sort of spent my big one up in the main body of my
profile. So. Um. Let's see, what else do I got...umm...I can't
properly say the word "azure."
You should message me if
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