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27 Marion, IL Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:57am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! My name is Maggie! This is my profile! I hope you enjoy it!

Let's see, I've been described as somewhere between Zooey Deschanel-levels of sweetness and whimsey and George Carlin levels of cynicism and snark, except not in those exact words because real people don't talk like that, but you get the idea.

I live in a big (to me, anyway) house with my two best friends, five dogs ranging from black lab mix down to chihuahua, two cats ranging from nice to Satan, and several mysterious carpet stains.

Misc about me:
-I like to write, and occasionally attempt to make internet videos, but who has the time for that nonsense?
-I spend an inordinate amount of time watching horror movies, especially awful ones for some reason.
-I think video games are the bees' knees.
-I watch British television to the point that I've irrecoverably picked up some of the slang and speech patterns.
-I unironically like going for long walks. Not on the beach though.
-I watch videos of amusement park rides on youtube as a hobby, primarily due to my fascination/fear of animatronics.

So, there, what do you think? Am I cool or what? Yeah, you want to date the hell out of me don't you? Yeah you do!

HEY! While I'm here, let's get this out of the way, since no one reads to the end of girls' profiles anyway: I'm transgender. To answer your first question, yes that means what you think it does. Is that cool? Cool! Is that not cool? Also cool, we all have our preferences. Didn't read this part until now and it's not cool and you were already talking to me and now you're feeling awkward? Also cool, I understand, you can gracefully bow out, just remember that you're gentleman ^_^

So that's all! I hope to hear from you!
What I’m doing with my life
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Not a lot, unfortunately.

I care for a disabled man and clean his house and avoid political discussions with him for a living. I also go on bad interviews for a second job for a living, apparently, too.

I do some volunteer work, too.I chaperone gay high school kids at an after school program, and I've read and done crafts with little kids at a library, where, not to toot my own horn, but a six year old fashionista-in-the-making told me my blue nail polish was awesome. Yeah, so, I'm pretty rad.

I'd like to go to back to school for cosmetology, which has been my dream since I was 12. I went to school for more academic stuff before my money ran out, and it was neat, but it's not for me. I learned enough smart people things that I can still pretend to be smart in front of actual smart people, though, like I know who Foucault who is. I even know you don't pronounce the 'T.'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing academic papers deconstructing novels. But I'm not in college anymore so I should pick a skill that's still relevant to my, hmm, I guess mouth trumpet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm tall. Which I am for a girl. In fact, I am often found rampaging through downtown Tokyo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (just the ones I've read multiple times, whether because they're amazing or just fun)
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
The Sandman by Neil Gaiman
Love Medicine by Louise Erdrich
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The Beet Queen by Louise Erdrich
Sphere by Michael Crichton
All Creatures Great and Small by James Herriot
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

The Graduate
The Innocents
Good Night, and Good Luck
Hedwig & the Angry Inch
Night of the Living Dead
The Queen
Carnival of Souls
The Sweet Hereafter
A Mighty Wind
Star Wars: A New Hope
A Tale of Two Sisters

The Simpsons
The Office (British)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Thick Of It
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Bob Newhart Show
The Venture Bros
Fullmetal Alchemist
Cowboy Bebop
Gilmore Girls
And then fun trash like Downton Abbey, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, etc

Aimee Mann
The Pillows
The Beatles
Joni Mitchell
Also, classic rock in general, jpop in general, and my 90s favorites/I don't care I still like them:
The Goo Goo Dolls
Natalie Imbruglia
Matchbox 20

Video Games:
Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3
Fatal Frame 1 and 3
Grim Fandango
Final Fantasy X
Chrono Trigger
Beyond Good & Evil
The Last Express
Sam And Max Hit The Road
Sly Cooper 1, 2, and 3
The Dark Eye
Shadow of the Colossus
And lord knows how much retro stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Silent Hill game series
2. Diet Pepsi
3. My iPhone.
4. Flip Flops
5. Makeup to compensate for my wicked, ugly soul.
6. My dog and cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything! To the point of Lovecraftian-esque madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends, sometimes at a restaurant like Denny's that's open 24 hours so we can stay crazy late, sometimes at a bar, sometimes at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I already sort of spent my big one up in the main body of my profile. So. Um. Let's see, what else do I got...umm...I can't properly say the word "azure."
You should message me if
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you think the universe is best explored with a partner!