Let's see, I've been described as somewhere between Zooey Deschanel-levels of sweetness and whimsey and George Carlin levels of cynicism and snark, except not in those exact words because real people don't talk like that, but you get the idea.
I live in a big (to me, anyway) house with my two best friends, five dogs ranging from black lab mix down to chihuahua, two cats ranging from nice to Satan, and several mysterious carpet stains.
Misc about me:
-I like to write, and occasionally attempt to make internet videos, but who has the time for that nonsense?
-I spend an inordinate amount of time watching horror movies, especially awful ones for some reason.
-I think video games are the bees' knees.
-I watch British television to the point that I've irrecoverably picked up some of the slang and speech patterns.
-I unironically like going for long walks. Not on the beach though.
-I watch videos of amusement park rides on youtube as a hobby, primarily due to my fascination/fear of animatronics.
So, there, what do you think? Am I cool or what? Yeah, you want to date the hell out of me don't you? Yeah you do!
HEY! While I'm here, let's get this out of the way, since no one reads to the end of girls' profiles anyway: I'm transgender. Is that cool? Cool! Is that not cool? Also cool, we all have our preferences. Didn't read this part until now and it's not cool and you were already talking to me and now you're feeling awkward? Also cool, I understand, you can gracefully bow out, just remember that you're gentleman ^_^
So that's all! I hope to hear from you!