Right now I help people enhance their momentary escape from their cubicle lives. I don’t always succeed, but I never fail—I just find that some ways to get things done are better than others… I’ll do anything once and if I don’t like it, well, now I know! Like eating sushi that’s still moving. Or taking a Zumba class after a few shots. (Not recommended.)

I'm six feet tall, hair included

Books: Anything by Malcolm Gladwell, Adam Carolla, Ramit Sethi. Pretty much anyone with an edge, can make you think, and can make you laugh.

Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, The League, Suits, Top Chef, Psych, House Of Lies.

Food: any and all types

Laughter
Sports
Working Out
Kindle
Intellectual Conversations
People who I will go out of my way to spend time with

You are a young beauty at the threshold of your possibilities.

Too many people are jaded or negative, but you aren’t and neither am I.

You come from a good, stable family.

At a party, you’re not the Guardian of the Fritos but even in a room full of people, I can find you engaged deeply with the person you’re talking to and notice that, unlike others, you pay close attention and you can’t help making them feel like the most important person in the room.

You don’t need to be the gym rat I am—I don’t want a woman who can bench press as much as me—but you’re active.

Your sense of humor can be snarky, but you don’t do gossip. You see Kim Kardashian as a circus sideshow, not a role model.

You know the difference between dreaming and planning. You’re not afraid to get your hands dirty, but you sure clean up nicely! If I miss a signal, you’ll just tell me what’s on your mind. If we hang out there will never be an “awkward silence” don’t worry, if you’re nervous I will just tease you.

You know that an amazing relationship takes work, but is well worth it.

You read this all the way through with a smile