I'm a smart-ass. I can't help it. It never comes from a mean or hurtful place, but it's there. I'm looking for someone who a)is a patient person, b)knows what they want, 3)is not into illegal drugs of ANY kind. Ooo! It's a plus if you like to be outside and try new things. If you have a picture on your profile of yourself without a shirt on- yuck and please don't message this chica. If you have a picture on your profile of yourself that is 5 years or 50 pounds ago, it may be time to stop lying to yourself and put up a real picture. Oh! And sourpusses are no bueno.
I want a guy who doesn't mind holding hands (gasp!) in public, someone who can give me just as much s*$t as I give him, and someone who is up for anything.
I value honesty above pretty much anything in a relationship. A goal-oriented guy is a must as well; have something(s) that you're working toward in this life.
Okay. That about covers it. :)

I'm working on being a more patient person...with myself and others.

...turning negative situations into positive ones. :)

...how all the worst drivers in the country decide to move to Las Vegas. Lol.

The smell of Top Ramen makes me sick.

Message me if you're a smart-ass too! :) Funny guys should always feel free to message me. P.s. You're not funny if the only person to tell you so is your mom...sorry! Lol.