** Was asked to take the old message I had here down. Apparently calling people out on being rude and standing you up isn't good for your profile.**

I'm a geek. Very simple. Geek and everything geek. I've been that way for a long time and I've really come to like it. I'm easy going, laid back, and try to be non-stressful. I've spent too much of my life worrying about every little thing. I'm ready to just let things flow and see what happens. Don't confuse that with laziness though. I'm determined to land a career in my field of choosing and since it didn't come to me, I start my own successful business in it.

I operate and own Wolfe's Eye Photography out of Johnson City, TN. I'm currently a freelance photographer looking for work with any of the well known companies. It would be my dream to be an action or nature photographer. There's a list of places I wish I could work for but right now I'd be happy anything.

I'm working on getting my own business website up (my graphic designer is painfully slow) but running with http://www.facebook.com/wolfeseyephotography at the moment. I have been and am still being feature in several local restraunts and businesses. Mainly Mid City Grill. I just finished a display at Earthfare in JC back in December which really boomed business, did a local charity event, and I'm currently talking with one of the lead photographers from Red Bull.

I really enjoy photography and hope one day I can have a career in it that will let me travel and experience amazing things I can share with the world.

- Honesty. That kind that hits you right between the eyes whether you want it or not.

- Cooking. It's kind of a new thing for me but I like it and I'm pretty good at it and getting better all the time. Love cooking.

- Photography. I'll show off if you want me to but right now trying to get as much money as I can from it. Free lancing is hard these days, everyone has a camera now.

- Driving. Never had a wreck and only a few accidents/tickets in the last 10 years. I'd say that's pretty good.

- Gaming. 20 years experience, that should say something. I've got a naturally competitive spirit.

-I'm that weird, shy guy in the corner that looks like he doesn't want to be there.

-I'm tall. Or other people are just too short. Idk.

- I've been known to wear a leather jacket and a fedora like some famous guy that carries a whip, gets some stares but I love it.

Books: Most anything written by Paul Anderson, Douglas Adams, Stephen King (cept his new stuff), D.M. Cornish. Sci-Fi, Horror, Adventure, geek stuff, H.P. Lovecraft.
*Currently reading the Monster Blood Tattoo series by D.M. Cornish*

Movies: Aliens, Fight Club, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, Dune, Serenity, Godzilla, THEM!, etc. I really love movies and watch WAY too many of them. Good and bad, movies are awesome.

TV: The Walking Dead, Adventure Time, South Park, The Venture Bros., Bones, The Mentalist, cartoons, Destination Truth, River Monsters, most things on The History Channel, bad SyFy original movies, Mythbusters, etc.
*I've really cute back on TV in the last couple years. I usually just DL everything.*

Music: Most anything except country. Cash is ok but you can't really hate Cash.
For a general idea ( http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0F5565F4882EF8F9&feature=mh_lolz )

Food: Steak, perfectly cooked steak. I love food though, too much to pick a real favorite but steak is some good stuffs.
*Currently working on my own cookbook as kind of a side project*

Other than the obvious

1. Electricity. Cuz it powers technology and technology is just too damn good to pass up if you can help it.
2. Indoor Plumbing. Seriously, a bathroom is amazing. Simply amazing. Try to imagine life without a bathroom and indoor plumbing. Possible but it would never be the same and you know it.
3. Companionship. Whether it be a friend, a lover, or a pet, life is one of those things ya gotta share.
4. A compass. I figure I could do without a map or a car but being completely clueless as to where I'm going would just suck.
5. The ability to cook homemade meals. My mom grew up in a diner in Texas and learned to cook from her Grandmother so all my life we had good ol' fashioned family dinners. I've had to live off bologna samwiches and ramen, screw that.
6. A camera. I don't need it to survive but it's how I make a living these days so it wouldn't be something I'd want to part with.

Am I gonna get to live in the age of anything cool from sci-fi books? Zombies, aliens, robots, cybernetics, genetic mutations, super mutants of any sort, super heroes, space exploration? I mean damn it was i born in the wrong era or what?

Am I ever gonna get to open the business I want so much? *edit - I have opened a business but I want my own building*

If Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, why is there a song about it?

Will I ever get my dream job?

-Gaming with friends or doing something equally geeky.

-Drunkenly doing something. Because while I don't like being a sterotype, sitting in a field shooting things while drunk is quite enjoyable.

-Watching the worst movies ever made.

-I am solely responsible for the collapse of the Soviet Union.

-I was touring a place called Chernobyl in the spring of '86.

-I was a singer in a band. (really, i know, it's shocking)

-I am really 3 ducks in a man suit.

If you're an easy going geek.
Or looking to date one.
If you have a mind of your own.
If you don't see someone being an asshole as a bad thing.
If you enjoy good back and forth quick wit, dark humor, crossing the line and going way too far conversations.

You read this far and didn't just see some guy in a gas mask and ran away.