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Neuromuppet

36 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a nerd, but not terribly typical. I'm exploring a lot of new things. I like music and math. Sometimes I play with digital art. I'm a coder. I'm learning to weld. I'm quiet, but not all the time. I've been in poly relationships, but I'd almost rather avoid that these days.

I like bands like Tool and CBLF and Pink Floyd. I like science. I'm usually up for some karaoke. I camp. I'm hooked into the burner community, but I have friends all over. I'm a cuddler. My second-favorite joke is: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?"

You should LOVE that joke.

Human beings will one day merge their consciousnesses into a being of incredible intelligence and astounding humility, each component losing sense of identity and ego, but forever bathing in a sea of blissful wisdom and emptiness. Until that day, I'll be me.
What I’m doing with my life
Steering my career into a righter state (software development, with a focus on the pretty bits). Getting my home and earthly impression organized--which overall is going well, though it's an annealing process. Getting in some kind of shape. Putting myself in more places, and seeing what sticks. Finding my people. Ready for a partner.

I'm focusing a lot more on art lately, and discerning what arts appeal to me. More and more I need the things I'm doing to have meaning, to teach me something, and to put my mind into a state of blown. Dancing more (EDM, EBM), starting meditation, sweeping out the festering bits to make room for growth. It's freaking awesome.
I’m really good at
Dancing like an angry muppet, making computers do what I want, cooking a mad grilled cheese. Staying up too late. I'm a good lay too, I'm told. I'm learning a lot about electronics and making lights do pretty things, in the desert and elsewhere.

I'm really awful at: Cooking the things that are not a grilled cheese. I'm going to take a class I think.
The first things people usually notice about me
The dull glint of afternoon sunlight reflecting off the polished hull of my segmented chitinous mandibles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
I like the sci-fi staples, but I don't read much fiction. At the moment I'm catching up on some classics (1984) and delving into electronics.
Movies:
American Beauty, Apocalypse Now, Bladerunner, Aliens, Predator, Terminator 1/2, Avatar (I liked it, no apologies), Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Serenity, The Dark Crystal.
Shows:
Firefly, Metalocalypse, Ghost in the Shell, Northern Exposure, Spartacus, Breaking Bad, Archer.
Music:
I listen to a lot of different music. Electronic (chillout, psytrance, a little wubbidy-wub), folk, new wave, classic rock, not as classic rock, metal rock, prog rock, whatever you suggest that might rock.
Food:
All the food. Especially the healthy kind, but that's a new segment for me.
The six things I could never do without
The freaking internet. Oxytocin. Serotonin. The woods. People. Science. A GPS. Sexy fun times with a lady. Violating useless rules. Essence of Gelfling. Music. Artful humor. Art. My mandibles--they are so freaking handy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Code, art projects, sexy fun times with a lady, transhumanism, posthumanism, neuroscience, fractal imagery, graphical models of human interaction, my animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anywhere from a house party to dancing at a club to a movie night to recharging at home. Maybe headed to the woods. Could be doing anything, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is the most public thing I need to hide.

This question is dumb.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're on fire. I'll send help.

Or if you'd like to meet me, because I am AMAZING! But only if you're also amazing.