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Neuromuppet

37 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm working on things. Personal projects, extricating myself from some traps, formulating long-term goals. WIP.

I explore the cosmos. I am weary of the conversation about the conversation. Noise is noisy, chaos is healthy but unpleasant, and when minds can join together, all will be sublime.

I pay my bills. I try to be genuine. I like lemon-flavored things.

If we're having a wonderful time, let's not stop and talk about how wonderful it is, eh? Let's keep going.
What I’m doing with my life
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Code, art, learning, cats, brevity, resetting, beauty, patching. Laundry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
OKCupid profiles. Isn't this amazing?!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The dull glint of afternoon sunlight reflecting off the polished hull of my segmented chitinous mandibles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Will we get along if we both like the same music? What about if we don't? Isn't this where I get my chance to prove that I'm cool by what bands I like?

I never read these.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The freaking internet. Oxytocin. Serotonin. The woods. People. Science. A GPS. Violating useless rules. Essence of Gelfling. Music. Artful humor. Funny art. My ribcage.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Code, art projects, transhumanism, posthumanism, neuroscience, fractal imagery, graphical models of human interaction, my cats. Punctuation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out, or in. I'm more chill than unchill. Some shows, some club-y type things though not often, the occasional party. Usually on Saturdays though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is the most public thing I need to hide.

This question is dumb.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're on fire. I'll send help.

Or if you're not. I'm freaking friendly as shit.