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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 2:43am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Recent law school graduate. Still living in Columbia while I study for the bar, but I'm moving back to St. Louis in August or September. I also spend evenings fighting crime. Just misdemeanors, though. Batman can handle the heavy stuff. I'm just getting rid of graffiti and parking violations. But I still wear a mask and cape while I do it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying for the bar. Having the occasional panic attack when I look at legal job prospects.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I used to run trivia nights for extra cash so I'm good at trivia (but so is everyone on this site, I guess). My trial/hearing record as an intern suggests I'm decent at this lawyering thing. So far it's flawless. I think I'm funny, but I also thought pierogies were a dog breed until a few years ago, so consider the source.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received. Occasionally I get comments on the red beard, too, mostly since it doesn't match the rest of my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. I'm always open to suggestions, though right now my reading time is split between school reading and a whole lot of stuff on current politics. Also just bought "Zealot" by Reza Aslan.

Movies: I love the first two Godfathers. I'm a fan of the Coen Brothers. Beyond that, I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good.

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death. I like old country like Cash and Hank Sr. I love garage punk and rockabilly. I also listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly Kanye, Nicki Minaj, and Kendrick Lamar. There's also Man Man. I have no idea how to categorize them. There's a lot more, but that's what's been circulating lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, friends, blah blah blah. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have a food source when the apocalypse happens or if our plane crashed into a mountain after a rugby game.
2. Wow, you're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd taste kinda gamey.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. Dexter, my dog. This one is actually serious. He knows too much to let him go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unconscious integration of racism, misogyny, and other forms of bigotry into society and how to best minimize their influence so people who aren't white and male can feel more secure that their basic rights are being protected.

Also, pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying, for now. Occasionally shrieking into the void.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Open water terrifies me. You know why you never hear about whale attacks? Because a whale can swallow you whole. About 70% sure that Jimmy Hoffa and D.B. Cooper were swallowed by whales.
You should message me if
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You want to listen to me rant about legal philosophy, why the "friendzone" doesn't exist, or just whatever argument I'm having in my head. Yesterday, I yelled alone in my apartment about the necessity of the Oxford comma.

I'm incredibly liberal (a relatively recent change for me). I'm also ardently feminist, though I feel weird saying that since, as a guy, I'm not directly oppressed and I'm wary of dudes that loudly proclaim how feminist they are. I'm generally a firm believer that everyone deserves basic civil rights, regardless of race, creed, biological or identified gender, or sexual orientation.

Also, I like tall women. Not sure why. But if you're tall and tattooed, I'm pretty much yours.