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NeutralAngel

31 Columbia, MO Cis Man

Cis Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm almost done with law school, I use the F-word like a comma, and I help put my niece to sleep by singing a song about murder.
What I’m doing with my life
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Laughing at things wearing ties that should not be wearing ties. My wiener dog owns at least one bowtie. I giggle constantly when he wears it. I am... not hard to please.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I used to run trivia nights for extra cash so I'm good at trivia (but so is everyone on this site, I guess). My trial/hearing record as an intern suggests I'm decent at this lawyering thing. I think I'm funny, but I also thought pierogies were a dog breed until a few years ago, so consider the source.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received. Occasionally I get comments on the red beard, too, mostly since it doesn't match the rest of my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. I'm always open to suggestions, though right now my reading time is split between school reading and a whole lot of stuff on current politics. Also just bought "Zealot" by Reza Aslan.

Movies: I love the first two Godfathers. I'm a fan of the Coen Brothers. Beyond that, I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good.

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (not a metal act, despite the name). Lately I've been listening to a lot of folksinger-type stuff like William Elliott Whitmore or anything Will Oldham does. I like old country like Cash and Hank Sr. I love garage punk and rockabilly. I also listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly Kanye, Mos Def, Run the Jewels, and Jay-Z. There's also Man Man. I have no idea how to categorize them. There's a lot more, but that's what's been circulating lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, friends, blah blah blah. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have a food source when the apocalypse happens or if our plane crashed into a mountain after a rugby game.
2. Wow, you're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd taste kinda gamey.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. Dexter, my dog. This one is actually serious. He knows too much to let him go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice issues like racism, misogyny, and their passive integration into our social infrastructure.

Also dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, legal research for my internship or catching up on schoolwork. Occasionally screaming into the void.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Open water terrifies me.
You should message me if
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You want to listen to me rant about legal philosophy, why the "friendzone" doesn't exist, or just whatever argument I'm having in my head.

I'm incredibly liberal (a relatively recent change for me). I'm also ardently feminist, though I feel weird saying that since, as a guy, I'm not directly oppressed and I'm wary of dudes that loudly proclaim how feminist they are. I'm generally a firm believer that everyone deserves basic civil rights, regardless of race, creed, biological or identified gender, or sexual orientation.

Also, if you don't like my dog? Dealbreaker.