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31 Columbia, MO Man


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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm almost done with law school, I use the F-word like a comma, and my niece and dog are probably better than yours.
What I’m doing with my life
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Laughing at things wearing ties that should not be wearing ties. My wiener dog owns at least one bowtie. I giggle constantly when he wears it. I am... not hard to please.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I used to run trivia nights for extra cash so I'm good at trivia (but so is everyone on this site, I guess). My record as an intern suggests I'm decent at this lawyering thing. I think I'm funny, but I also thought pierogies were a dog breed until a few years ago.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. I'm always open to suggestions, though right now my reading time is split between school reading and a whole lot of stuff on current politics.

Movies: I love the first two Godfathers. I'm a fan of the Coen Brothers. Beyond that, I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good.

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (not a metal act, despite the name). Lately I've been listening to a lot of folksinger-type stuff like William Elliott Whitmore or anything Will Oldham does. I like old country like Cash and Hank Sr. I love garage punk and rockabilly. I also listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly Kanye, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Pusha T, and Jay-Z. There's also Man Man. I have no idea how to categorize them. There's a lot more, but that's what's been circulating lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, friends, blah blah blah. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have a food source when the apocalypse happens or ir our plane crashed into a mountain after a rugby game.
2. Wow, you're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd taste kinda gamey.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. Dexter, my dog. This one is actually serious. He knows too much to let him go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice issues like racism, misogyny, and their unconscious integration into our social infrastructure.

Also dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unwinding by driving fast and writing bad checks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the same birthday as Jay-Z. This is clearly one of the many things he and I have in common.
You should message me if
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You want to listen to me rant about legal philosophy, why the "friendzone" doesn't exist, or, if we're in my car, why the dickshoulder in front of me deserves to die for his automotive sins.

I'm incredibly liberal (a relatively recent change for me), incredibly feminist (or supportive, anyway, since I'm not sure it's my place as a man to identify as a feminist since I'm not directly oppressed), and an avid believer that everyone deserves basic civil rights, regardless of race, creed, biological or identified gender, or sexual orientation. I'd love if you felt similarly.

Also, if you don't like my dog? Dealbreaker.

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