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  • Ages 27-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a goddamned delight. Also I thought pierogies were a breed of dog until I was 24.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying to take the bar in February.

Right now I'm waiting on some paperwork so I can substitute teach. Looking for other, more permanent work as well. I just started working out again after a long break, thanks to a herniated disc and the fact that law school took up about 95% of my time.

Also, committing the occasional bout of vigilante justice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Practicing future campaign speeches in my bathroom mirror. Hosting trivia nights for extra money. Drinking too much Jameson.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received. Occasionally I get comments on the red beard, mostly since it doesn't match the rest of my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. I've never read a Michael Chabon book I didn't like. Also just bought "Zealot" by Reza Aslan. I'm open to suggestions.

Movies: I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good. I can watch the first two Godfathers pretty much anytime. I like the Coen Brothers. My favorite comedy is "Murder by Death."

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (named after the movie). Aside from that, I listen to a lot of hip-hop. Been on a big Kendrick Lamar kick lately. Newer folk artists (I guess that's what they're called) are good. Pretty sure the Neko Case song "Night Still Comes" is one of the most perfect songs ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Raw cookie dough
2. Any candy bar marked "King-Size"
3. Except Zero bars because what the hell
4. They're just big white mistakes.
5. To be fair, so am I.
6. Stupid defendants that say stupid things so I have stories that make me appear interesting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unconscious integration of racism, misogyny, and other forms of bigotry into our social structures and how to best minimize their influence so people can feel secure that their civil rights are being protected.

Also, pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately not a lot. I just moved back to St. Louis after graduating, so I'm working on finding a job to have some money so I can start having typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Open water terrifies me.

About four months ago, a hornet landed on my arm and I punched him in his stupid tiny face.
You should message me if
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I'm liberal as hell and I make political speeches to my bathroom mirror after a shower. I hate heights and I love road trips. If these sound good or you want to know more, just message me.