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31 • Saint Louis, MO • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Online now!
- Relationship Type
- Strictly monogamous
- 5' 8" (1.73m)
- Post grad
- Might want kids
- Has dogs
- English, Spanish (Somewhat)
Movies: I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good. I can watch the first two Godfathers pretty much anytime. I like the Coen Brothers. My favorite comedy is "Murder by Death."
Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (named after the movie). Aside from that, I listen to a lot of hip-hop and indie. I'm a terrible hipster.
2. You're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd be too sinewy, like a deer. And Oregon Trail taught me that deer don't give you shit for meat.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. People who makes jokes about needing oxygen and water in this section. Where would I be without them?
About four months ago, a hornet landed on my arm and I punched him in his stupid tiny face.
I sing a song about murder to help my niece fall asleep.
If any of that sounds good, drop me a line.
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