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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Post grad
Might want kids
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Substitute teaching while I prepare to retake the bar exam in February. Trying not to set the other drivers in south city on fire.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being an absolute goddamned delight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Practicing future campaign speeches in my bathroom mirror. Hosting trivia nights for extra money. Drinking too much Jameson.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received. Occasionally I get comments on the red beard, mostly since it doesn't match the rest of my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. Also just bought "Zealot" by Reza Aslan. I'm open to suggestions.

Movies: I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good. I can watch the first two Godfathers pretty much anytime. I like the Coen Brothers. My favorite comedy is "Murder by Death."

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (named after the movie). Aside from that, I listen to a lot of hip-hop and indie. I'm a terrible hipster.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, friends, blah blah blah. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have a food source if our plane crashed into a mountain after a rugby game.
2. You're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd be too sinewy, like a deer. And Oregon Trail taught me that deer don't give you shit for meat.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. People who makes jokes about needing oxygen and water in this section. Where would I be without them?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unconscious integration of racism, misogyny, and other forms of bigotry into our social structures and how to best minimize their influence so people can feel secure that their civil rights are being protected.

Also, pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Open water terrifies me.

About four months ago, a hornet landed on my arm and I punched him in his stupid tiny face.

I sing a song about murder to help my niece fall asleep.
You should message me if
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I'm liberal as hell. I make legal arguments to myself to help me fall asleep. I am decent at impressions and accents.

If any of that sounds good, drop me a line.