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30 M Saint Louis, MO

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Third-year law student, second-class juggler, first-rate dogsitter.

I'm in St. Louis for the summer. I go to school at a tiny state college in Columbia that recently joined the SEC. But if we like each other, I enjoy driving.
What I’m doing with my life
Laughing my ass off at things wearing ties that should not be wearing ties. My friend put a tie on her infant once and it was the best day ever. I'm... not hard to please.
I’m really good at
I can litigate pretty well (my court record is flawless so far) and I am a master of useless trivia. And not just in the way most people say they are. I make extra money being the MC for trivia nights. I tell a lot of jokes, usually at my own expense.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice is so low that it can only be heard by dogs. Someone recently told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. Currently reading "Another Bullshit Night in Suck City" by Nick Flynn and planning on starting "Common Law" by Oliver Wendell Holmes this summer when classes are over. That's all leisure reading though. I also read a lot/too much for school.

Movies: I love the first two Godfathers. I'm white and was friends with other white dudes in college so I've seen The Big Lebowski about 800 times. I'm not very picky about movies. There's very little I won't watch, but not much that I'll consider really good, if that makes sense.

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (not a metal act, despite the name). Lately I've been listening to a lot of folksinger-type stuff like anything Will Oldham does. I like old country like Cash and Hank Sr., and newer outlaw country like Turnpike Troubadours or Those Poor Bastards. I love garage punk and rockabilly. I also listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly Kanye, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Pusha T, and Jay-Z. There's also Man Man. I have no idea how to categorize them. There's a lot more, but that's what's been circulating lately.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family, friends, blah blah blah. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have a food source when the apocalypse happens or ir our plane crashed into a mountain after a rugby game.
2. Wow, you're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd taste kinda gamey.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. Dexter, my dog. This one is actually serious. He knows too much to let him go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, not about much other than whatever the attorneys at my internship ask me to research or read. So, recusal requirements, tampering elements, and lunch menus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out how much Jameson I can drink before it affects my crimefighting skills.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the same birthday as Jay-Z. This is clearly one of the many things he and I have in common.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like dachshunds (or at least my dachshund), listening to me rant about legal philosophy, why the "friendzone" doesn't exist, or, if we're in my car, why the dickshoulder in front of me deserves to die for his automotive sins.

I'm incredibly liberal (a relatively recent change for me), incredibly feminist (or supportive, anyway, since I'm not sure it's my place as a man to identify as a feminist since I'm not directly oppressed), and an avid believer that everyone deserves basic civil rights. I can go more into detail if you want. Just ask.