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  • Ages 25–40
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Last online
Today – 1:18pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Recent law school graduate. Still living in Columbia while I study for the bar, but I'm moving back to St. Louis in August. I spend my evenings screaming into the void.

Edit: the bar is over and I will be returning around Aug. 20.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good question, MOM.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not knowing when to shut up. It's a gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received. Occasionally I get comments on the red beard, mostly since it doesn't match the rest of my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. I'm always open to suggestions, though right now my reading time is whatever the bar prep course has me doing. Also just bought "Zealot" by Reza Aslan.

Movies: I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good. I can watch the first two Godfathers pretty much anytime. I like the Coen Brothers, even when they make things like The Ladykillers. I understand Wes Anderson's appeal, but I'm not a huge fan of his movies. My favorite comedy is the movie adaptation of the Neil Simon play "Murder by Death."

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (named after the movie and, oddly enough, I got into each one separate from the other, not because they had the same name). I like a lot of what I guess is "indie," though I'm honestly not sure what that all refers to anymore and I'm too old to give a damn: Will Oldham/Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Man Man, Silver Jews, and others. I've been listening to a lot of hip hop lately, like Kendrick Lamar, Kanye, Run the Jewels, and multiple others. The Cracked Podcast playlist on Spotify is a pretty good indicator of what I like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, friends, blah blah blah. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have a food source if our plane crashed into a mountain after a rugby game.
2. You're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd be too sinewy, like a deer. And Oregon Trail taught me that deer don't give you shit for meat.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. People who makes jokes about needing oxygen and water in this section. Where would I be without them?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unconscious integration of racism, misogyny, and other forms of bigotry into our social structures and how to best minimize their influence so people can feel secure that their civil rights are being protected.

Also, pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Occasionally fighting crime. I'm lazy, though, so I mostly go after graffiti and illegal parking. Worst Batman sequel ever. Except for Batman and Robin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Open water terrifies me. You know why you never hear about whale attacks? Because a whale can swallow you whole. About 70% sure that Jimmy Hoffa and D.B. Cooper were swallowed by whales.

About four months ago, a hornet landed on my arm and I punched him in his stupid tiny face.

I sing a song about murder to help my niece fall asleep.
You should message me if
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I'm liberal as hell. I give political speeches and make legal arguments to my bedroom mirror. I like Jameson, dogs, and babies that I don't have to change. I am decent at impressions and accents.

If any of that sounds good, drop me a line.