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30 M Columbia, MO

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  • Ages 25–40
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Today – 9:03am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Third-year law student, second-rate baker, and first in the hearts of my countrymen.
What I’m doing with my life
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Laughing my ass off at things wearing ties that should not be wearing ties. My friend put a tie on her infant once and it was the best day ever. I'm... not hard to please.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can litigate pretty well (my court record is flawless so far) and I am a master of useless trivia. And not just in the way most people say they are. I make extra money being the MC for trivia nights. I tell a lot of jokes, usually at my own expense.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. Currently splitting time reading Rob Delaney's book and "Common Law" like a good little legal nerd.

Movies: I love the first two Godfathers. Beyond that, I'm not very picky about movies. There's very little I won't watch, but not much that I'll consider really good, if that makes sense.

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (not a metal act, despite the name). Lately I've been listening to a lot of folksinger-type stuff like anything Will Oldham does. I like old country like Cash and Hank Sr., as well as newer acts with similar sounds. I love garage punk and rockabilly. I also listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly Kanye, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Pusha T, and Jay-Z. There's also Man Man. I have no idea how to categorize them. There's a lot more, but that's what's been circulating lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, friends, blah blah blah. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have a food source when the apocalypse happens or ir our plane crashed into a mountain after a rugby game.
2. Wow, you're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd taste kinda gamey.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. Dexter, my dog. This one is actually serious. He knows too much to let him go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice issues like racism, misogyny, and their unconscious integration into our social infrastructure.

I also write a blog with a lot of dick jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably catching up with work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the same birthday as Jay-Z. This is clearly one of the many things he and I have in common.
You should message me if
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You want to listen to me rant about legal philosophy, why the "friendzone" doesn't exist, or, if we're in my car, why the dickshoulder in front of me deserves to die for his automotive sins.

I'm incredibly liberal (a relatively recent change for me), incredibly feminist (or supportive, anyway, since I'm not sure it's my place as a man to identify as a feminist since I'm not directly oppressed), and an avid believer that everyone deserves basic civil rights, regardless of race, creed, biological or identified gender, or sexual orientation. I'd love if you felt similarly.

Also, if you don't like my dog? Dealbreaker.