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30 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Dec 9
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Working on law school
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and likes cats
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On the rare occasion my shirt's off in public, they notice my giant scar and the way my rib displaces when I lift my arm. I had surgery to remove part of my lung as an infant. I usually tell people it's from a knife fight or a shark attack though. Not because I think it sounds badass, but because the real story's boring.
Movies: Godfather I and II are definitely my two favorites. I'm white and went to college, so I've seen The Big Lebowski roughly 750 times. I like the Coen Brothers in general. I don't have much time to watch movies, but when I do, I like trying to fit in "classics" like Metropolis, which I love, or see if any of the movies I've seen pass the Bechdel test. So far, not a lot have.
Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (not a metal act, despite the name). Lately it's been a lot of indie/folk stuff like Those Poor Bastards and O'Death. I like old country like Cash and Hank Sr., and less old acts like Townes Van Zandt. I love garage punk and rockabilly. I also listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly Kanye, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Pusha T, and Jay-Z. If you see a white guy with a giant head pretending to be cool enough to rap along to Yeezus at a stoplight, it's likely me. There's also Man Man. I have no idea how to categorize them. There's a lot more, but that's what's been circulating lately.
2. Wow, you're still reading? I thought the cannibalism joke would have scared you away.
3. I wasn't serious, I would never eat my family or friends.
4. Most of them seem like they'd taste kinda gamey.
5. Here is a fifth item.
6. Dexter, my dog. This one is actually serious. He knows too much to let him go.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
Also, I know a lot of pictures are with my dog, but only because A) he really is pretty important to me and B) I don't usually take pictures of myself, but I take a lot of pictures of him and I happen to be in a few.