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  • Ages 25-38
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My details

Last online
Nov 25
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm back! Hooray!

Anyhow, lemme freshen this self-summation up a bit:

Moderately-to-highly charismatic and/or debonair.
Eminently humble.
Occasionally...contradictory. A little.
Can name all six Constructicons without the aid of a search engine.
Enjoy typing phonetically sometimes. Nahm sayin'?

As a general rule, I value personality and intellect leaps and bounds more than looks or wealth. But, uh, if you're a MENSA member with a massive unibrow, a severe under-bite, five extra nipples, and twenty-one toes, well...please photoshop yourself before you send me naked pictures.

I loves me some binge-reading, but I don't read anywhere near as often as I'd prefer. There aren't really any decent used book joints around here, and I hate having to return books to the library.

I <3 objectivity, but with a healthy smattering of nonsensicality and irreverence.

I'll be honest; by-and-large, I'm pretty hilarious, but you need to be prepared for some duds. They can't all be winners, folks.

I'm totally cool with doing the dishes and the laundry, but I call "not-it!" on vacuuming. Screw that noise.

I certainly don't disbelieve in extra-terrestrial visitation.

For the record, I'm from the "nothing is sacred" school of thought on what can or can't be mocked; there's a time and a place, but I put nothing on a pedestal. Levity trumps all.

I'm all about cloudy days and cloudless nights.

Oh, and I'm pretty pro at writing long-winded self-summaries.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On the grand scale, trying to get my skills-to-pay-the-bills back in fighting shape. I'm a former art student, and my prowess is a bit atrophied, at the moment (but I'm happy to link to my work for verification and/or scathing criticism). Manual labor is getting old. Like, fossilized brontosaurus turd kind of old. If possible, I'd rather land a gig that's a smidge more...cerebral.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, facepalming, sarcasm, quantum physics, doing "the robot," breaking down corrugated cardboard boxes, cracking knuckles and joints which were likely never meant to be cracked.

One of those was phoney, btw.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Visually, either the Transformers™ t-shirt I'm likely wearing, or my sideburns. However, I'm told I have a radio-worthy voice. I can't say that I agree, but I'm not complainin'!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
George R. R. Martin's "A Game of Thrones," the "Ender's" series by Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert's "Dune," Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" series (graphic novels, sure, but highly original and thought-provoking), 2001: A Space Oddyssey, or anything Forgotten Realms. Did I mention that I'm a nerd?

K-Pax (probably my all-time favorite non-animated movie), Big Fish, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, Willow, Braveheart, Good Will Hunting, Star Trek: First Contact, American History X, Conan the Barbarian, Office Space, Waiting..., American Beauty, Coneheads, Man on Fire, Gladiator, Serenity, Unbreakable, Die Hard, Blade (only the first one), The Fountain, Children of Men, Sin City, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Transformers: The Movie (the 80's cartoon, not that abomination that Michael Bay concocted), Cast Away, The Time Machine, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Terminator, Surrogates, Contact, Rocky I-IV, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Law Abiding Citizen, The Punisher, The Karate Kid, Team America: World Police, The Incredibles, 300, Signs, The Last Samurai, Two-thirds of the Matrix trilogy, the LotR trilogy (with extended editions that take a whole day of your life to watch, woo!), Tron: Legacy, Ironclad, Stake Land.

TV Shows:
Documentaries, especially anything based on the universe or existentialism (a few favorites are The Atheism Tapes, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Ancient Aliens, TED Talks, Kevorkian, Indie Game: The Movie, and the History Channel's Universe), Art 21, House, Spartacus, Dexter, Battlestar Galactica, HBO's Rome, Burn Notice, Arrested Development (if the following text makes you smile and/or laugh, consider yourself high-fived: CoocookaCHAH! CoocookaCHAH!) Star Trek: Voyager, The Transformers, Firefly, Iron Chef, Chopped, My Strange Addiction (a guilty pleasure), The Walking Dead, House of Cards.

Tool, Robin Trower, Queens of the Stone Age, Big Country, Foo Fighters (their older stuff, at least...), A Perfect Circle, Soundgarden, Motorhead, Radiohead (how different two "head" bands can be :P ), Def Leppard, Isis, Rush, Alice In Chains, Smashing Pumpkins, ZZ Top, N-Sync (Kidding! just making sure you're paying attention. Wait, don't go...please?).

I've actually kinda gotten into techno a little bit as of late. Daft Punk's score for Tron: Legacy is pretty bitchin'. Black Sands from Bonobo is another purchase that I've been very happy with.

Goldfish crackers (especially parmesan!), lasagna, yogurt, pecan pie, bread/starches in general, bananas, chocolatey things, thin-crust pizza, lemony things, peanut butter, rice.

My cooking ability (though, perhaps not acumen) is at least serviceable, provided I have explicit instructions to work with, or I'm just the sous chef.

And I'm going to add another category...

Video Games (Chicks dig verbose listings of video games, right? Right?):
The Baldur's Gate series (and none of that "Dark Alliance" heresy, either), Fallout 1&2, Unreal Tournament (the original gangsta!), Arcanum, Deus Ex, L4D2, Diablo II, Might & Magic VII, Half-Life 1&2, Doom 3, Sega's "Shinobi" series, Xenogears, Final Fantasy Tactics, Distant Worlds, WoW (I'm quite thoroughly retired), Castlevania: SotN, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, Titan Quest, Space Harrier, R-Type, Sonic the Hedgehog 2&3, FTL, Mount and Blade: Warband, Dead Space, Marvel Heroes, State of Decay, Morrowind, Skyrim.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer with an internet connection
Hands, or at least one of them; I don't wanna draw with my mouth. Or toes.
Copious amounts of Hydrogen & Oxygen molecules put together.
A fan (as in the oscillating, air moving type, not the admiring type...although those are nice, too)
Some time to myself
Knowledge (both accrued, and yet to pursue)

Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human thought process and psychoanalysis. So, meta-thinking, I guess?

The nature of consciousness (could this be a "recyclable" resource of sorts? Is it just a way for humans to define the collection of senses and perceptions they experience, or something truly beyond physical matter?).

What the next vidja game/Netflix movie or show I'm going to pursue shall be.

The nuances of Kickstarter.

Work and finances, and not for a lack of wanting to forget such things exist, trust me. : /
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually like a John Mayer song. Please don't try to stuff me in a locker.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Its been a long day, and my muscles are sore.

Oh...MESSAGE, not massage. In that case...

DO message me if:

You rock.
You share similar interests to the aforementioned.
You have a handle on which parts of my profile are facetious.
You look upon highly-religious people with a certain degree of pity.
You have a sense of good-natured sarcasm.
You appreciate cartoons.
You sing anything, ever. Even poorly.
You're comfortable being the "mathy" one in a relationship.
You enjoy not-particularly-heated discussions on philosophy.
You saw any of my profile pictures and thought "hey, he's almost sorta vaguely studly-ish."
You enjoy (or can tolerate) bad puns.
You. You got what I neeeeeeeeed.
You appreciate art at all. Bonus points if you make it in some capacity.
You like lists.
You play video games. Bonus points if you think you can beat me.
You like, and use, semicolons. Lets be honest, here; they're great.
You dig 80's music.
You laugh often.
You're confident that we'd get on well.
You have something more flavorful than "Hi how r u" to say.
You think (virtually) all politicians are crooks.
You enjoy any of the following links:
You want to inform me that one of those links is broken.

DON'T message me if:

You suck.
You're a card-carrying moron.
You think "My Name Is Earl" is funny.
You look and sound like John Madden.
You're known for your temper.
You want me to hold your purse.
You are a scam artist.
You aren't a nerd of some variety or flavour.
You have a perpetual "whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis" scowl on your face.
You are completely irrational.
You make hair-dolls.
You don't feel like it.