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NeverNudeDude

28 M Venice, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Smart and geeky. Sarcastic but surprisingly charming.
What I’m doing with my life
I was a tech reporter for a long time and did a bunch of stuff on the side as part of my job (including two internet tv shows — they aren't as lame as they sound).

More recently I quit my job and decided to become a cliche (writer and aspiring comedian). I occasionally host tech conferences, mostly because I get to dress up nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my voice. I have a habit of singing in the street when I've been drinking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kurt Vonnegut (Mother Night is my favorite). John Barleycorn (Jack London's beer-infused semi-autobiography), Sherlock Holmes, Neil Postman, Never Let Me Go, Ishmael, Harry Potter.

Music: Tycho, Beach House, Explosions in the Sky, Louie Armstrong, Led Zeppelin, Haim, Dispatch, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Darkness, CCR, and a bunch of new bands I would have never heard of were it not for Spotify/Pandora/Songza. Also John Mayer, who makes my guitar weep with envy.

TV: Jeopardy, Archer, The League, House of Cards, Game of Thrones (though I'm pitifully behind).
The six things I could never do without
Books/Kindle, a computer, my guitar, pocket knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I studied biology, so lots of thoughts about evolution and how it has shaped who we are today (seriously, 3.5+ billion years of life is like, so big bro). Also is genetic testing going to make society all GATTACA up in here?

Mostly, though, I'm trying to figure out the optimal way to fit my groceries into the basket on my bike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting beers with a few friends. On a really good night this results in karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dentist says I have unusually sharp teeth. I can't tell if she's making a joke about the fact that I look like a vampire or if I have legitimate fangs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smart. And you're not afraid to call me out when you think I'm full of shit. I'm kinda full of shit.