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NeverNudeDude

29 M Venice, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Smart and geeky. Sarcastic but surprisingly charming.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was a tech reporter for a long time and did a bunch of stuff as part of my job (including two internet tv shows — they aren't as lame as they sound).

More recently I decided to become a cliche (writer and aspiring comedian). I occasionally host tech conferences, mostly because I get to dress up nice, and have done a little acting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe my voice. I have a habit of singing in the street when I've been drinking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kurt Vonnegut (Mother Night is my favorite). John Barleycorn (Jack London's beer-infused semi-autobiography), Sherlock Holmes, Neil Postman, Never Let Me Go, Ishmael, Harry Potter, Carl Sagan.

Music: Tycho, Beach House, Explosions in the Sky, Louie Armstrong, Led Zeppelin, Haim, Dispatch, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Darkness, CCR, and a bunch of new bands I would have never heard of were it not for Spotify/Pandora/Songza. Also John Mayer, who makes my guitar weep with envy.

TV: Jeopardy, Archer, The League, House of Cards, Game of Thrones (though I'm pitifully behind).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books/Kindle, a computer, my guitar, pocket knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I studied biology, so lots of thoughts about evolution and how it has shaped who we are today (seriously, 3.5+ billion years of life is like, so big bro). Is genetic testing going to make society all GATTACA up in here?

Also much pondering on the ways we use technology, and how we let it use us.

Mostly, though, I'm trying to figure out how to fit my groceries into the basket on my bike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting beers with a few friends. On a really good night this results in karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dentist says I have unusually sharp teeth. I can't tell if she's making a joke about the fact that I look like a vampire or if I have legitimate fangs.
You should message me if
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You're smart. And you're not afraid to call me out when you think I'm full of shit. I'm kinda full of shit.