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22 Walsall, UK Man


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  • Ages 18–30
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Last Online
Today – 11:17am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Okay), French (Okay), Welsh (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Ahoy Thar Matey! Despite the greeting, I am sadly not a plundering sea dog nor am I a sailor of any kind, But read down and you might find out why i feel as though i am.

My name is David John Hand (Or Dave, what ever tickles your pickle, and yes i realize Hand is a silly surname) I'm that quiet geeky guy who used to sit at the back of your class and didn't try all that hard to communicate with people because of the social awkwardness that is constantly drilled into us, And essentially, I am a highly evolved monkey clinging to a rock that is flying through space, and the rock its self is slowly dying. I'm also a Pagan. I'm also a major old fashioned soul who believes in long relationships and not one night stands etc.

I'm self sufficient, I haven't had the need to go food shopping for 4 months now, I'm also a major nerd as i enjoy fantasy/Sci-fi movies and video games, You know, All that Jazz. I've also just started to do lots of wood carving and blacksmithing.

So time to try and give you an insight into who i am! I'm a quiet, sensitive guy who enjoys my own company and takes a more in depth view on life and our exsistance, I stand for a few things, to do my part to rid the world of injustices, tryanny, the denial of true freedom and to preserve the natural aspects and balances of Earth and not to be subjected too by pointless gossip by those who have no shred of Intelligence or ambition better ones self.

I love history, old ruins, stone circles, old books etc
Just wish I could go and visit more of them.

My Philosophy on life is;
Don’t let the judgement of others make you feel ashamed of something you were so proud of.
Don’t let the ignorance of others make you project ignorance onto strangers.
Don’t let the triggers of others turn you into a weapon of your own destruction.
Don’t let the history of others decide your future.
Don’t let the wounds of others become your scars.
Don’t let another person EVER keep you from following your heart and reflecting your true spirit.
Hold your head up high, walk the path of love, and always live as loud as you can.
Honour and Dignity are the only true things a Human will ever have, Do not tarnish them.

I'm also an outdoors type of person who craves for adventure and natural beauty, if i could live up a tree, i would, and some day i do indeed intend to do this. I'm not perfect, I don't claim to be, I have MANY flaws that i will admit to.

My passion is music, as is most peoples, I love Classic Rock, Blues, Southern Metal and Metal and Folk music, I also play Acoustic, Electric, Bass, Slide and Resonator Guitars, I also play Celtic Flute. Although it is just a hobby, i would like to make a career of it, but the music industry is full of corruption and you're pretty much signing your soul away to it.

What am i doing with my life at this very moment? Well, right now its 6:55am and I'm laying in bed, just been woken up by a bird flying into my window, But don't worry, Bertie has made a full recovery and is currently residing in the tree at the top of my garden with his family!

I have finished my education, I'm not too sure what i want to do in life just yet, I may go to college or even University, I'd love to go into Archaeology, but for the moment I'm having couple years off to decide what i need to do, rather than going into a job i don't really like all that much and wondering what the hell happened ten years down the line.

I'm an avid weight lifter, My body isn't exactly "Chiseled" but I'm working on it! I'm also a Norse/Viking Re-enactor.

I'm a friendly enough guy, so if you want to drop me a message, I always reply! Thank you for taking the time to read this, if you've gotten this far that is.

Peace, Love, Respect, Balance
-David J H. Check out my
photography :)?

Or even check out my Youtube Channel ^_^!
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying and Working as a Free Lance Druid
In a stationary state of vegetation.
Also running a small eBay Business selling Jewellery.
Being self sufficient, I have tons of vegetables and purdy flowers in my garden, because fuck the system.

Also making youtube gaming video's because I'm a massive nerd. Check out my Channel if you'd like!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking bread and meals from scratch, seeing the beauty of the smallest and most simple of things, seeing the bright side of situations without disregarding the true nature of it, Being an excellent judge of character, i can figure people out in a matter of seconds. I also know A LOT about space.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: The walking dead, Futurama, Mock the Week, QI, Scrubs,
Skins, Supernatural, Wire in the Blood.
Books: I'm a giant fantasy nerd, Sometimes i dream I'm fighting off hordes of Orcs.. Yeh.. I really do... but yeh, LOTR's all three of them, Also love the movies, Anything by Tolkien, the man was a clear genius, I'd go as far to say he even started the modern day(ish) Fantasy genre.

Adept, Alexisonfire, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Axenstar,
Black Label Society (Fun Fact: Im the biggest BLS/Zakk Wylde fan ever) Black Sabbath, Black Stone Cherry, Black Water Rising Brand New Sin, Cain's Offering, Corrosion of Conformity, Cycle of Pain, Damage Plan, Danzig, Daughtry, A Day To Remember, Deadlock, DOWN, Dio, Escape the Fate, Evans Blue. Five Finger Death Punch, Halestorm, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, John Butler Trio, Kamelot, Lamb of God, Lynyrd Skynrd, Machine Head, Metallica, Motorhead, Nightwish, Pantera, Paramore, Pride and Glory, Priestess, Sabaton, Scar Symmetry, Seether, Shinedown, Slayer, Slipknot, Soilwork, Sonic Syndicate, Stonesour, Tarot, Testament, Texas Hippie Coalition, Theory of a Deadman, Within Temptation, Zakk Wylde.

I have tons upon tons more bands and artists that i enjoy!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My old beat up Acoustic Guitar
The Sun
The Sky
The Sea
The Tree's
The Wind
Freedom to Roam
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where i can go to explore or hike!

If i should eat an entire bag of haribo, or save some for later.

How Corporations can sleep at night after raping the world for her natural resources.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually watching a movie and having a take away.
And talking to my plants.
Making youtube videos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't believe in the human concept/perception of Time.

I can't message people first because I'm socially awkward, So please message me first :)?

I'm a hippie in every sense of the word. I care about the world and things people wouldn't look at twice.

I'm slightly ginger.

I've never been in a relationship.

I talk to my plants.

I can and/or do believe its not butter.

I'm really good at doing accents and character voices.

I often go into little worlds of my own, then get upset when i realize reality isn't as awesome what the scene i just painted in my head.

Myself and my best friend are exactly like JD and Turk from Scrubs. (I'm JD)

I'm obsessed with Scrubs, The Todd and Ted are amazing.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to walk like a crab to throw people off.

In my past life i was a Viking Boats man called Asgeir Haraldson

I'm not like normal people, i don't have super powers.. but I'm working on it, for instance watch me move this pen *awkwardly eyes a pen on my desk, but it doesn't move* hmm it worked earlier meh.
In my spare time i like to stuff animals, usually with other animals, for instance a badger will hold five squirrels, a squirrel will hold most of a cat, a cat will surprisingly hold a strew and a vowl! You get the idea.. Circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier.. But you must NEVER ask me how.
I don't believe in the moon, i think its the back of the sun.
-Scrubs - The Janitor.
You should message me if
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Do you enjoy talking about random things?
Discussing things at length? Doesn't matter what it is.. could be "Is a Jaffacake a biscuit or a cake?" (Its a cake by the way, its in the name)
If you just fancy a little chat I'll always reply back, I'm nice like that.
If you've gotten this far, Thank you for taking the time to read my profile.
To those who walk the ancient pathways, the blessings of the Sky, Moon and Earth.

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