Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow. I'm really terrible at this. There is nothing like having a
blank box to lend a kind of neurotic inner dialog. If I say
something positive about myself, does it make me narcissistic and
self-aggrandizing? If I say something negative, does it present a
picture of someone self-effacing and lacking in confidence? And if
I say nothing? Then I suppose I forfeit all claims to any
Anyhow, here goes...
I am -- Overeducated, underambitious, a malcontent, an iconoclast,
a poet, a storyteller, a philosopher, a student, a writer, an
artist, and to some, a freak. Get to know me, and judge for
I am aberrant, shamanic, and not a shmoo
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working too much and taking it too seriously at times. I'd rather
be playing too many Tabletop RPGs and Video Games. Returning to
school also is under consideration.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Joking, Making People Laugh, Writing
, Being an Asshole, Sarcasm,
Finding Odd-Cool-Disturbing Music, Reading, Cooking, Fracking
Things Up, Game
, and Drinking Too Much Coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a big guy -- yes, that means both quite overweight AND burly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Philip K. Dick
or H.P. Lovecraft
(Robert Holdstock), Dune (Frank Herbert), Snow Crash
Voice of the Whirlwind (Walter Jon Williams), Most anything by Neil
Gaiman -- especially American Gods and Neverwhere, The Club Dumas
(Arturo Perez-Reverte), Thus Spoke Zarathustra (Friedrich Nietzsche
Notes From Underground (Dostoevsky
), Junky, My Education, and
Ghost of Chance by William Burroughs
Comics: I'm a sucker for a good comic or graphic novel. My
favorites are: Sin City (loved the movie, too), V for Vendetta
(hated the movie), 100 Bullets, Sandman, Mage, Usagi Yojimbo, and
Plays: Anything by George Bernard Shaw
especially Heartbreak House
and Major Barbara
said, my very favorite play is Peter Shaffer's Equus
Movies: City of Lost Children
, Donnie Darko
, The Big Lebowski
of the Nephilim
, Diary of Dreams
, Sisters of Mercy
, Project Pitchfork
, Faith and the
, Legendary Pink Dots
, New Model Army
, Gary Numan
, Tom Waits
Or you can just check out my LastFM Profile:
Foods: Indian, Thai, Chinese Takeout, Greasy Bacon Cheeseburgers
with a Mighty Mountain of Onions, Fresh Fruit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cold Water... Hot Tea... Creative Outlets for my Imagination...
Internet Access (I'm a total net-junkie)... New Information...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death and the nature of Existence, Food, Tattoos, Thought Itself
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a game, listening to music, reading a book, watching too
many TV shows on Netflix, or driving around with no place in
particular to go. Sometimes more than one at a time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a clown
and I'm not afraid to use it.
I'm something less than skilled at starting random conversations
with people online. Indeed, my lack of skill lurks at the threshold
between merely pitiful and legendarily craptastic. So if there is
something you want to know about me, go ahead and ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You friggin feel like it. Seriously. I'm likely to keep stalking
your profile while I contemplate something to say, and never
actually send anything despite how much I may want to.
You should NOT message me if you have a problem with fat/overweight
people. We can avoid any conflict this way.
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