My name is Erik. I'm 25 from Canisteo, New York. It's the smallest of small towns. I think we have a grand total of 3 traffic lights and one cop car. I know you're probably picture Mayberry, but I assure you I have all my teeth. I'm looking to see if there's any cool folks left in the area. I'm looking for some great friends. I'm currently seeing someone, so feel free to refrain from flirtacious conversation and sexual innuendos. LOL I like to play video games, work out , camp, read, draw, go to the movies, ya know all kinds of usual stuff that doesn't result in felony convictions. I'm currently a substitute teacher, and I'm looking to get a more permamanet job next year. I graduated from Alfred University a few years agao and now I'm attending graduate school to get my masters. Also in case you are a instant messaging fiend, you can hit me on on both AOL and yahoo messengers, just look for me as Hellsboy20. I'm usually around later on in the day and into night. So hit me up if you like. I think that's probably enough for now. If you'd like to know anything else, feel free to hit me up. Later.

I am hilarious, humble, and heartfelt

I'm working hard for the money. Looking for great friends. Trying to finish up grad school. Getmarried someday....maybe, I haven't quite decided on that one yet. I am fairly certain I would prefer to be kid free. I like kids and all that ( my work generally tends to revolve around them), but I don't feel like it's something that I want to deal with when I go home. I currently have a neice who is about to turn one and she;s probably going to be all the kid I'm ever going to need. I love her to death and everything but I do like when three rolls around and I get to give her back. All that aside you can usually find me chilling with my friends, going to the movies, shopping at walmart on DVD tuesdays, bowling, camping, swimming, reading, drawing, and just enjoying life.

Being a smartass. Making people laugh. Being romantic. Finding the best in people. Being a good friend. Being organized. I also found that I have a knack for teaching, which explains the whole public school teacher thing I suppose. I'm also really really good at movie trivia and video games. Two skills that probably won't take me very far, but I figured I'd include them to cement my geekdom forever.

Either my eyes or the scar above my left eyebrow. Occasionally my sense of humor because it's often way way out there. They might also notice the fact that I'm losing my hair. Yeah it's a damn curse, but one that I've accepted just fine. I tend to keep it trimmed up nice. So hopefully not too many folks out there mind dating a dashing lex luthor type.

BOOKS - Lord of the Rings, A series of Unfortunate Events, Chronicles of Narnia, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, Hannibal Lecter Series. MUSIC - Anything Punk, alternative, rock or pop. I'm pretty much everywhere in music.Narrowing it down most I listen to The Fray, Trust Company, The Sounds, My Chemical Romance, Three doors down, Aqualung, Pink, Michelle Branch, Puscifier,Linkin Park, Nickleback, Saliva, The Sounds, Avril Lavigne ( yeah all her stuff is about guys that pissed on her, but she has some damn fine work.) There's others, but this box is so small. :) MOVIES - There's too many to name. I tend to be drawn to horror or thriller flicks, but here's a few:Adventures in Babysitting Air Force one Aladdin Aladdin & the Return of Jafar Aladdin & the King of Thieves Alice in Wonderland AVP Along Came a Spider American Beauty American Ninja American Psycho Amytville Horror A.I Assault on Precinct 13

B Barb Wire Batman Begins Batman Batman Returns Batman Forever Batman and Robin Batman: Mask of the Phantasm Batman/ Mr Freeze: Sub Zero Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker Beetlejuice Behind the Mask: the rise of Leslie Vernon Beowulf Boys on the Side Big Trouble in Little China Birdcage, The Blade Blade 2 Blade Trinity The Blair Witch Project Bless the Child Bodyguard, the Bone Collector, The Boogeyman Borat Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Brave One, The Breed, The Bride of Chucky Bridge to Terabithia Brokeback Mountain Broke down Palace Broken Arrow Brothers Grimm Bubba Ho Tep Buffy the vampire slayer Butterfly Effect, The

C Cabin Fever Candyman Can’t Hardly Wait Cat in the Hat, The Catwoman Cell, The Cellular Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Charlies Angels Charlies Angels: Full Throttle Child's Play Child's Play 2 Child's Play 3 Christmas Story, A Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, Witch & Wardrobe Chronicles of Riddick:Pitch Black Chronicles of Riddick:Dark Fury Chronicles of Riddick Cinderella Client, The Cold Creek Manor Conan the Barbarian / Conan the Destroyer Condemned, The Confidence Constantine Copycat Count of Monte Cristo, The Covenant, The Coyote Ugly Craft, The Creep Crow, The Cruel Intentions Cruel Intentions 2 Cruel Intentions 3 Cry Wolf Cursed Cutthroat Island Cutting Edge, The Cyborg

D Dante’s Peak Daredevil Darkness Falls Dawn of the Dead Dead Birds Dead Calm Dead end Dead Silence Death Becomes her Death Proof Death Warrant Death Watch Demon Knight Descent, The Devil Wears Prada, The Devil's Advocate Devil's Pond Devils Rejects, The Die Hard Die Hard 2 Die Hard: With a Vengence Live Free or Die Hard Disturbia Disturbing Behavior Domestic Disturbance Don't Say a Word Double Jeopardy Dr Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas Dracula Dragonheart Drop Dead Gorgeous Dungeons & Dragons

E Edward Scissorhands 8 films to die for: Dark Ride 8 films to die for: Grave dancers 8 films to die for: Hamiltons, The 8 films to die for: Penny Dreadful 8 films to die for: Unrest 8 films to die for: Wicked Little Things Elektra Elizabeth Elizabeth: The Golden Age Elvira: Mistress of the Dark End of Days Enough Escape from New York Escape from L.A. Event Horizon Exorcism of Emily Rose Eye for an Eye

F Faculty, The Fantastic 4 Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer Fast and the Furious Fatal Attraction Fear Feast Final Destination Final Destination 2 Final Destination 3 First Knight First Wives Club Flightplan Forgotten, The Forsaken, The Frailty Freddy vs Jason Frequency From Dusk till Dawn From Hell

G Game, The Gangs of New York Ghost Ship Ghosts of Mars Ghostbusters 1 & 2 G.I. Jane Gift, The Ginger Snaps Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed Ginger Snaps Back: the beginning Gladiator Glass House, The Golden Child, The Goonies, The Gothika Gremlins Gremlins 2: the new batch Grudge, The

H Halloween Halloween 2 Halloween 4: the Return of Michael Myers Halloween 5: the Revenge of Michael Myers Halloween 6: the Curse of Michael Myers Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later Hannibal Hard Candy Harry & the Hendersons Harry Potter & the sorrcerer's Stone Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoneix Hatchet Heartbreakers Hellboy Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms Hellboy Animated: Blood & Iron Hercules Hercules Hidalgo High Tension Highwaymen Hills Have Eyes, The History of Violence, A Hitcher, The Hocus Pocus Hollow Man Hook Hostage Hostel House of 1000 corpses House of the Dead House of Sand and Fog House of Wax House on Haunted Hill Hush

I I Know What You Did Last Summer I Still Know What You Did Last Summer I’ll Always Know What you did Last Summer Identity In her Shoes Incredibles, The Interview with the Vampire Into the Blue Invincible Iron Man, The

J Jason x Jeepers Creepers Jeepers Creepers 2 Joyride Jurassic Park Trilogy Justice League: The New Frontier Jumanji

K Kill Bill v 1 Kill Bill v 2 Killer Klowns From Outer Space Kindergarten Cop King Arthur Kiss the Girls

L Labyrinth Lady Death Land of the Dead Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Last Horror Movie, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Legend Legend of Zorro, The Lemmony Snicket's A series of Unfortunate Events Little Mermaid, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Lost Boys, The Love Object

M Mad Max: Road Warrior/ Beyond Thunderdome Malevolence Man in the Iron Mask, The Mask of Zorro, The Masters of the Universe Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded, The Matrix: Revolutions, The May Merlin Merlin’s Apprentice Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Mindhunters Minority Report Missing, The Mists of Avalon, The Monster House Monster In Law Monster Squad, The Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Mothman Prophecies, The Mr & Mrs Smith Mrs. Doubtfire Mulan Mummy trilogy, The Murder by Numbers Murphy's Romance Must Love Dogs My Best Friend’s Wedding My Cousin Vinny My Little Eye My Super Ex- Girlfriend

N Nanny Diaries, The Near Dark Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, A Nightmare on Elm Street 6: Final Nightmare, A Nightmare on Elm Street 7: New Nightmare, A 9 to 5 North Country Not Another Teen Movie Notes on a Scandal

O Open Water Others, the

P Panic Room Pan’s Labyrinth Passenger 57 Patriot, The Perfect Murder Peter Pan Phantom of the Opera, The Phantoms Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End Planet Terror Practical Magic Predator Predator 2 Prestige, The Pretty Woman Prey Princess Bride, The Pumpkinhead

Q Queen, The Quest for Camelot

R Red Dragon Red Eye Red Sonja Reign of Fire Resident Evil Resident Evil: Apocalypse Resident Evil: Extinction Rest Stop Ring, The Rings Ring 2, The River Wild, The Road to Perdition Rock, The Rose Red Runaway Bride Runaway Jury Running Man

S Salem's Lot Saw Saw 2 Saw 3 Scream Scream 2 Scream 3 See No Evil Seed of Chucky Serendipity Serenity Series 7 Session 9 Se7en Shaun of the Dead Shrek Shrek 2 Signs Silence of the Lambs, The Silent Hill Sin City Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Sixteen Candles Skeleton Key Skulls, the Sleeping With the Enemy Sleepy Hallow Sleep Walkers Slither Snow White: A tale of Terror Son in Law Species Species 2 Species 3 Spiderman Spiderman 2 Spiderman 3 Star Wars episode I: the Phantom Menace Star Wars episode II: Attack of the Clones Star Wars episode III: Revenge of the Sith Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope Star Wars episode V: the Empire Strikes Back Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi Star Wars Clone Wars v1 Star Wars Clone Wars v2 Stardust Stay Alive Steel Magnolias Stepmom Stir of Echoes Superman/Doomsday Superman Returns SWAT Swimfan

T Tamara Team America Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2:the Secret of the Ooze Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 TMNT Terminator Terminator 2: Judgement Day Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The 30 Days of Night Thir13en Ghosts 13 going on 30 3 Ninjas 300 Tim Burton's Corpse Bride Tim Burton's Nightmare before Christmas Timeline Titantic Toolbox Murders Torque Transformers Tristan & Isolde Troop Beverly Hills Troy True Lies Turbo: a Power Rangers Movie 2001 Maniacs 28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later Twister

U Ultimate Avengers Ultimate Avengers 2 Ultraviolet Unbreakable Underworld Underworld: Evolution Unleashed

V V for Vendetta Valentine Vampires Van Helsing: The London Assignment Van Helsing Veronica Guerin The Village

W Walk the Line War of the Roses, The War of the Worlds Warlock Warlock: Armageddon Warriors, The Weird Science What Lies Beneath When a Man Loves a Woman When a Stranger Calls White Noise Willard Willow Wishmaster/ Wishmaster 2 Witches of Eastwick, The Wolf Wolf Creek Woods, The Wrong Turn Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

X X-men X2 X3: The Last Stand XXX seeing a pattern here? FOOD - I'm an insanely picky eater so the list is small. I'm also going to go into television even though it's not listed. Bear with me, I have to up my profile so that I can reach 100%. The television shows I watch, watched or will watch someday are Damages, Drive, Heroes, Brothers & Sisters, Buffy the vampire slayer, Angel, Firefly, Point Pleasant, Deadwood, Carnivale, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, the 4400, La Femme Nikita, Dark Angel, Veronica Mars, Roswell, Sex and the city, Xena, Batman, Superman, Justice League, Teen Titans, Batman Beyond, Pinky and the Brain, Spawn, Beast Wars, Gargoyles, Golden Girls, Nip/ Tuck, etc. I've also recently started watching the Sarah Conner chronicles which is a spin off of sorts from the Terminator films. I honestly didn't expect it to be nearly as good as it has been. So if you haven't checked it out as yet, you definitly definitly should.

1.My Family
2.Love
3.Sex
4.Money
5. Movies
6. Outback Steakhouse

Where I'm going, how much longer I can sleep and how to make myself happy.

Driving to see the Buffalonians or cuddling up with my hottie.

I still sleep with my baby blanket from when I was born. I'm gonna include this here cause it's so bare. It's just me being silly. Hello boys and girls. The lesson for today is all about Me. You've probody never heard of me, but that doesn't mean I don't exist. You may have passed me on the street and didn't even know it. SHAME ON YOU! Here's some fun facts to know and tell. I'm 5' 11, 158 lbs, I have brown hair, blue eyes and a scar above his left eyebrow. This will all be important should the police ever question you about my involvement in an intricate plot to take over the world through candy dispensors. You should also know that I'm one of those homosexuals you hear so much about on the news each night. So now that all the straight guys in audience have clenched their ass cheeks and all the gay boys in the audience are thinking 'bed buddy' I can continue. That aside I graduted from Alfred University with a bachelors degree in education and I'm trying desperatly to not insanely screw up the youth of America. Although perhaps chaos is the only absolute in this business. My sister recently gave birth to a 5 pound bundle of joy thereby strapping me with an Uncle title till the end of my days...... I so don't look like an uncle. * Sigh* Anyway I hope this has been both informative and entertaining.... and even if it wasn't you're the jackass that read it all. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I suppose if you like a romantic, funny, slightly charming, decent, clean, teeth brushing, cartoon watching, horror movie loving, fit twenty-five year old, college graduating, substitute teaching, video game loving,punk rock listening guy... then you should message me or ,of course, if you found any of the above interesting.