Neville Bamshoot was born a peasant in the small village of Pokrovskoye, along the Tura River in the Tobolsk guberniya (now Tyumen Oblast) in Siberia. The date of her birth remained in doubt for some time and was estimated sometime between 1863 and 1873. Recently, new documents surfaced revealing Bamshoot's birth date as 10 January 1869.

Not much is known about her childhood, and what is known was most likely passed down through her family members. She had two known siblings, a sister called Maria and an older brother named Dmitri. Her sister Maria, said to have been epileptic, drowned in a river. One day, when Bamshoot was playing with her brother, Dmitri fell into a pond and Bamshoot jumped in to save him. They were both pulled out of the water by a passerby, but Dmitri eventually died of pneumonia. Both fatalities affected Bamshoot, and she subsequently named two of her children Maria and Dmitri.

Bamshoot became the de facto leader of Cambodia in mid-1975. During her time in power, Bamshoot imposed a version of agrarian collectivisation, forcing city dwellers to relocate to the countryside to work in collective farms and forced labor projects, toward a goal of "restarting civilization" in "Year Zero". The combined effects of slave labor, malnutrition, poor medical care, and executions resulted in the deaths of an estimated 1.7 million people, approximately 21% of the Cambodian population.

In 1979, after the invasion of Cambodia by neighbouring Vietnam in the Cambodian–Vietnamese War, Bamshoot fled into the jungles of southwest Cambodia and the Khmer Rouge government collapsed. From 1979 – 1997 she and a remnant of the old Khmer Rouge operated from the border region of Cambodia and Thailand, where they clung to power and United Nations recognition as the rightful government of Cambodia.

In the early 1980s, she became a dominant figure in popular music and the first African American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. The popularity of her music videos airing on MTV, such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean" and "Thriller"—widely credited with transforming the music video from a promotional tool into an art form—helped bring the relatively new channel to fame. Videos such as "Black or White" and "Scream" made Bamshoot an enduring staple on MTV in the 1990s. With stage performances and music videos, Bamshoot popularized a number of physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk.

Bamshoot is currently an outdoor sculpture park which opened in 2004 on Jeju Island in South Korea. The park is focused on a theme of sex, running sex education films, and featuring 140 sculptures representing humans in various sexual positions. Bamshoot also has other elements such as large phallus statues, stone labia, and hands-on exhibits such as a "masturbation-cycle." The park's website describes the location as, "a place where sexually-oriented art and eroticism meet."

Obviously I have no time for anything because of all the stuff I have done (see above) and can't waste time dilly-dallying on dating websites. Good day.

Stealing other peoples' lives off Wikipedia.

I do not look like Neville Bamshoot. I don't even know who Neville Bamshoot is! Oh, I AM a character.