Most of the hopelessly generic profiles I see on this site start by saying "I like to have fun". I think I might like to meet the lass who doesn't like to have fun.

There once was a man from Bel-Air

Who was banging his wife on the stair

The banister broke

So he doubled his stroke

And he finished her off in mid-air!

Personally I don't believe in creationism, and I don't think it has any place in our schools. But some people do. For those of you that think creationism should be taught side-by-side with evolution in schools, do you think evolution should taught side-by-side with creationism in religious centers?

Do you believe in monogamy?

• Yes
• No
• I'm Not Sure

This kind of question, "Do you believe in X" cracks me up. I mean, how can you not believe in monogamy? I understand not practicing monogamy. But look, we have scientific evidence that monogamy exists!

When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of:

• Good timing; they only land between calls
• Body materials that are insulated from current
• Not touching anything else at the same time
• They do get hurt; they just express it poorly

Where did this idea come from that birds are insulated from current? I've seen so many people answer that way, I wanted to post some links to shed some light on the subject.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1946/why-dont-birds-on-wires-get-electrocuted

http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~scdiroff/lds/ElectricityMagnetism/BirdonaWire/BirdonaWire.html

Birds aren't magically immune to electricity. They're just able to sit on the wires without touching the ground.

Possibly my favorite quote ever:

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world.  If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years.  If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge.  If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad." - Neal Stephenson

Why does it seem that all the groups are a guy and a girl seeking a girl?  Why is it never a guy and a girl seeking a guy, or two girls seeking a guy?

According to OKC, the keys to my heart graph: Short Version and Long Version.

Sure, sure, it takes all different types. Some people are in polyamorous or open relationships, and good for you. But I'm not into that. So how do I make OKCupid just show me "Single" people and not people that are also "Available". Not looking to be... what's the male form of Mistress?