So, my last "about me" "essay" was quite vagina, I mean *vague*-- fucking autocorrect. It also had poor punctuation, so I am starting over.
I am a Satanist, lover of acrylic paint, shower and vehicular pop star, and trippy movie enthusiast. I take my religion seriously, and cast a disgusted, judgmental eye on Christians and their condescending, ignorant quotes and prayers. I enjoy dressing in flamboyant, drag-esque color schemes, eliciting alarmed stares or cat calls. My lipstick is my lifeline, if I don't have it, I turn into an introverted shrew. I love any and all caffeinated beverages, and have an extensive collection of K cups and teas for all occasions. I adore big dogs and tall men alike. I find both to be cute.
I do not reply to one word messages, such as, "hey," and I will criticize a person from head to toe if they are stupid enough to send a message along the lines of, "wanna have sex?"
Any questions? Then ask away. I will answer just about anything.
Also: IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN, DO NOT MESSAGE ME. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND DO NOT PRAY FOR ME.