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NewBeast

21 Goshen, IN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 9:36am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Curvy
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in a rough patch right now and I could really use the monetary help, if you're interested. I'm not looking for anything serious or long-term.

So, my last "about me" "essay" was quite vagina, I mean *vague*-- fucking autocorrect. It also had poor punctuation, so I am starting over.
I am a Satanist, lover of acrylic paint, shower and vehicular pop star, and trippy movie enthusiast. I take my religion seriously, and cast a disgusted, judgmental eye on Christians and their condescending, ignorant quotes and prayers. I enjoy dressing in flamboyant, drag-esque color schemes, eliciting alarmed stares or cat calls. My lipstick is my lifeline, if I don't have it, I turn into an introverted shrew. I love any and all caffeinated beverages, and have an extensive collection of K cups and teas for all occasions. I adore big dogs and tall men alike. I find both to be cute.

I do not reply to one word messages, such as, "hey," and I will criticize a person from head to toe if they are stupid enough to send a message along the lines of, "wanna have sex?"

Any questions? Then ask away. I will answer just about anything.

Also: IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN, DO NOT MESSAGE ME. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND DO NOT PRAY FOR ME.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working, working, sleeping, drinking tea, consuming hallucinogens, fawning over tall men and large dogs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Painting, writing, organization, thinking logically, being a good girl *spank*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look too young to have a job (people usually ask me,"how old are you? Where are your parents?" Among other patronizing remarks), my height (4'11"), my eyes (bright blue with snowflake pattern in the irises) and my big ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Under the Dome by Stephen King, Long Hard Road out of Hell by Marilyn Manson, the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey, the Doors by Danny Sugarman, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, the Seducer's Diary by Soren Kierkegaard, The Hundred Secret Senses by Amy Tan, 1984 by George Orwell, Thinner, Needful Things, Insomnia, The Regulators, Hearts In Atlanta, and Doctor Sleep, all by Stephen King, The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver.

movies: Party Monster, A Beautiful Mind, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, The Full Monty, Marley and Me, Beetlejuice, House of 1000 Corpses, Memoirs of a Geisha, American Psycho, Black Swan, Requiem for a Dream, the Sunset Limited, Leaves of Grass, SLC Punk, Yellow Submarine, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Mr. Nobody, Moonrise Kingdom, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall', Where The Wild Things Are, Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (American version and Swedish trilogy), Chocolat, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Cry Baby, I think the list may go on forever...

shows: Taboo, Big Bang Theory, SNL, Craig Fergison, American Horror Story, Shameless, Dexter, That 70s Show, 3rd Rock From the Sun, the Sopranos, Pushing Daisies, Six Feet Under, Keeping Up Appearances.
music: Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, Rufus Wainwright, Fiona Apple, Lady Gaga, NIN, Marteria (german), the Presets, Mazzy Star,Savant, MGMT, The Used, The Cardigans, LCD Soundsystem, Coldplay, Electric Six, STRFKR, Of Montreal, Mountain Goats, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Peter Blood, Flaming Lips, Jimi Hendrix, Arcade Fire, Blaqk Audio, Angelspit, Shiny Toy Guns, Lana Del Rey, etc.

food: A few kinds of sushi, mostly raw, bloody steak, strawberries, Reese's cups, Chinese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. phone
2. Clashes with Christians
3. something to paint/write on/break
4. music
5. paint
6. writing and sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, work, money, religion, ooh, I love her shoes, I need a cigarette, do I have enough money for Starbucks, my eyes are up here, asshole, BDSM, I should probably start doing yoga again, hehe, that would make a nice flogger...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, as of late. Or, calling in sick so I can either do drugs or partake in sexcapades.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
when i was younger i used to chew on EVERYTHING.
You should message me if
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If I still haven't provided you with answers to all your questions, or if you are mildly intrigued by my weirdness.