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30 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:32pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on law school
Rather not say
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a likable nerd’s nerd who enjoys everything DC – museums, art, music, current events . . . you name it. Thus far, this city is like a long lost home I never knew existed. The only things missing are someone to pass my (limited) free time with and a few necessary stamps that I'm looking to add to my passport in the near future. I tend to be very outgoing, whether it's in small groups or one-on-one. I've been told I have a good sense of humor and I pride myself on being able to hold at least a semi-intelligent conversation about almost any subject. I'm also world-renowned for my humility.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to the district from Floridato start law school after working in Ft. Lauderdale for several years post college. I hope to work for the federal government focused on either education, civil rights or consumer protection law (I see a natural synthesis between educational access and the broader civil rights umbrella.) All of this, of course, presupposes that my soul is worth more than the sum of my student loans. We'll see how that goes . . .

For now, I'm going to school and looking for a post graduation position with various acronym agencies On most days, life is pretty good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Seeking out new things and convincing others to follow suit
Words With Friends
Describing people I know in a hilarious and occasionally vulgar manner
Getting lost
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor and propensity to smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, The Catcher in The Rye, The Great Gatsby, Cannery Row, Travels with Charley, Thank You for Smoking, On The Road, A Farewell to Arms, For Cause and Comrades.

Forrest Gump, Good Will Hunting, All The President's Men, Sweet and Low Down, Blow, Blazing Saddles, History of The World, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (The original with Gene Wilder, not that Travesty with Johnny Depp), Inglorious Bastards, Office Space.

Daily Show/Colbert Report, The Office, Dexter, Suits, Burn Notice.

Jazz, Classical and Classic rock of all stripes (too much to list)

Sushi, Chinese, Thai, Indian, Cuban, Seafood, I'm open to anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Intelligent Conversation

Dunkin' Donuts Coffee

The Gym

Internet Access

Personal Space

Pleasure Reading
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a drink after a long week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have mild Cerebral Palsy that affects my left leg and causes me to walk with a slight limp. It doesn't impact much beyond my childhood dreams of Olympic glory . . . yet rhythmic gymnastics still somehow lives on ;-) If you want to know more, ask away.

I occasionally end sentences with emoticons.

Marionette puppets give me the creeps.
You should message me if
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There might be room in your life for a good-natured, big-hearted, delightfully sarcastic guy.