Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would like to know why almost all my favorite foods are
somehow bad for me. It's ridiculous. For example, I love fruit
but since sugar is apparently evil, I started drinking
apple juice. But then I learned that apple juice has POISON in
(arsenic). I also love salmon, which is healthy, but then I
out that the healthiest part of it is the thin gray layer on
edge--and that's the part that gets cut off of sushi. Which is how
get salmon. But worst of all, my beloved cheese, favorite of
foods, is apparently designed to give me a heart attack.
soon I'm going to be reduced to baked chicken, steamed
and wild rice.
Of course, I refuse to give up Skyline!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Great question, okcupid! I feel like I've done quite a bit already
-- travel, work, education, had some good times, had some great
times. My job is no kidding interesting but I'm looking to round
myself out with a partner in crime and something steady.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can hold my breath for 1 minute, 37 seconds. After
"weirdo", at least try it yourself.
I'm willing to bet you a drink that you're not going to top that.
yes, I'll be stunned (and impressed) if I lose this bet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a silly question...
However, I'll use this space to note how amusing this website
in that when you see a profile, on the lower right corner it
hasother people, and it will give you a little distinction
line...some of them are pretty funny: "less desiring of sex", "less
something to the effect of "less unrealistic self-opinion".
First, do you girls realize you're being outed like this??
Second...crap...I have to wonder what it's saying about me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books are usually the ones that can make me laugh
(such as: A Walk in the Woods, Confederacy of Dunces, or Me
Pretty One Day) or those which are pulpy and hard to put down
(Dan Brown, Michael Crichton stuff).
Obviously my favorite foods are all the stuff I'm not supposed
eat. With the exception of avocados, tomatoes, blueberries,
green tea. PLEASE DO NOT tell me that the Food Gods have
spoken and now these few foods, what precious little I have
are now deemed to cause cancer, male-pattern baldness, and
My favorite movie is too embarrassing to mention here, but
shows I like The Walking Dead, the Daily Show, and the
Report. I'll admit to watching Top Chef and the Good Wife
Yes, neither is very macho, but who cares? They're good!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee (steaming hot, first thing in the AM).
A dog to pet at least one time in the week.
The gym (sweating it out is good therapy).
Mad Men on AMC.
See 1 to 5 above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about everything crosses my mind each day. I think that's the
definition of well-rounded.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winning a pumpkin carving contest, flying to London, playing
Modern Warfare while taking pita chips and guacamole breaks,
waiting 1.5 HOURS for a table at Tokyo Underground (longest
in my life for a table...ridiculous...), having a cold beer,
movies, researching krav maga v. boxing as far as which has
best fitness-to-self-defense ratio, making my comfort food
chicken-noodle soup, dancing like an idiot but thinking I
pretty cool, probably some other stuff too, but I think as a
sampling, that covers October and November 2011.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea if this really "private" but it's worth mentioning
while I definitely like dogs, I'm kind of allergic to their fur
flying all over the air. I grew up with a dog, so I appreciate
awesome they can be, but between the two of us (you, reading
this, and me, writing it) you will have to be the one that
care of your dog, since I need to be able to breathe, you know,
You should message me if
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