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28 • Odenton, MD • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 3:15pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Leo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Sales / Marketing
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Strictly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), Czech (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Latin (Okay)
More seriously, I've found myself in a job that has the potential to be a career. Not sure how I feel about that, but the money's good.
I'm also GREAT at reciting movie quotes, but in such a way that they're 3 times removed from the actual movie. I'm usually really excited when people have any idea what the hell I'm talking about. If they don't know what the hell I'm talking about, I usually say "Well, I'm just going to have to make you watch this movie." And then I do.
I'm fantastic at turning people into pinko commie liberals.
Oh, I should just mention - I'm completely awesome, and can probably achieve an expert level of skill in anything in a fraction of the time it would take the vast majority of people. I'm not cocky or exaggerating, I'm honestly just THAT good.
I have what I affectionately call "Chronic Eeyore Face". This is similar to "Chronic Bitch Face", but instead of looking angry, I just look thoroughly unimpressed.
Movies: A few of my favorite movies are: Tangled, The Princess Bride, Center Stage, Hot Fuzz, Boondock Saints, F*ck, Say Anything, Pretty in Pink, Goodbye, Lenin!, The Orphanage, Edward Scissorhands and Labyrinth
Music: A brief sampling of a few of my favorite musicians are: Tool, Swallow the Sun, Da Vinci's Notebook, The Birthday Massacre, Mr. Bungle, STYX, Garth Brooks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pig Destroyer, The Cranberries, Uz Jsme Doma, Jonathan Coulton, Trampled By Turtles, and Michael Buble. My favorite genres include: metal (death, doom, melodic death/doom, folk/viking, grindcore, power, goregrind, brutal death), progressive, hard rock, classic rock, jazz, country, indie, techno, blues, avant-garde punk, classic punk, grunge, classical, alternative, r&b, comedy, acapella, broadway musicals
Food: Animals and animal products.
Who would win in a fight between Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar?
Where did I put my knitting needles?
When did 30 become the new 20? And what did 20 become at that point?
Why does being a Leo "on the cusp of Cancer" sound like a medical condition?
Fantasizing about being out at a dance party.
Spending my time with my husband, AnUpwardSpiral.
I've got it bad for lumberjacks and/or vikings.
Flannel and/or horned helms are not required, but are encouraged.
I'm an unapologetic Dallas Cowboys fan living in Washington Redskins territory.
You enjoy jokes involving Jesus, your mom, your face, your mom's face, or bodily functions. Or Jesus performing bodily functions unto your mom's face.
You're not *too* overwhelmed by my sheer awesomeness.
You don't fail at life.
If you have any doubts as to whether you fail at life or not, err on the side of caution and skip the message.
Edit: Wow that makes me sound like a big ol' "C U Next Tuesday".
I love it.
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