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Please do not message me with any creepy requests right off the bat. At least give me a little bit of time to get to know you before you veer off into Creeptown.
Especially if you are closer to my father's age than my own.

Now back to your regularly scheduled profile...

I'm a recent college graduate (Rice University) starting to acclimate to the "real world." (aka no 3 day weekends!)
I'm something of a liberal hippy, though my attitude about some things is more akin to a metalhead, but I'm not going to go on some long rant about how I really consider myself a "student of life". Those people make me want to forcibly... *cough* do the hokey pokey. Yes, that's it.

I've listed myself as "atheist and laughing about it" because I'm actually a Taoist. The wonderful thing about Taoism is that it can be integrated into anything, and has no set rules, gods or plans. It simply celebrates "being." Taoism speaks to me, for the most part, because ever since I was young I've noticed patterns of existence and the natural ebbs and flows of life, history, etc. You can still fully appreciate the whole science and math thing, and follow the Tao. The two are not terribly difficult to reconcile. I think that it certainly makes life a more harmonious, if not more understandable, place to be. I carry my pocket Tao Te Ching with me pretty much everywhere.

I like having a good time, and if I'm with good people who like to make those around them feel comfortable... or maybe slightly awkward, I'm game.

As of now, I've finished up my undergraduate degree. I have a BA in Anthropology.

My current venture is ... working as an Administrative Specialist III for a long term care facility and saving money for graduate school. I want to pursue graduate work in Forensic Anthropology.

Recently started getting back into the gym scene. I love the feeling of being insanely sore after a good workout!

I'm certainly trying not to take it as seriously as I've mistakenly done in the past. I'm just trying to enjoy myself, meet some interesting people, maybe learn a few things from them. Or at least get hot makeouts out of the deal. 'Mirite?

I'm thinking about going into the popsicle stick joke business. I'm pretty great at it. I can't think of one off the top of my head, but rest-assured, you'll probably hear something popsicle-stick-y. Ooo, sticky.

...making people laugh. I know a lot of people say that, and then they turn out to be only mildly funny, but I'm not lying - I swear! Ask anyone! I try to kill people with laughter. And knives.

I'm also GREAT at reciting movie quotes, but in such a way that they're 3 times removed from the actual movie. I'm usually really excited when people have any idea what the hell I'm talking about. If they don't know what the hell I'm talking about, I usually say "Well, I'm just going to have to make you watch this movie." And then I do.

Dancing up in the club. No joke. The things I do with my hips should be illegal.

And I'm good at designing my own nerdy tattoos. I currently have four and hopefully I'll have more soon. Ask me about them, if you're curious.

Probably my height, from afar, especially when I'm standing around my short friends. Which is most of them.

Probably my green eyes once you get up closer.

THE GREEN HAT!

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• f3ralanarchy

In no particular order:
unununium which is apparently now known as Roentgenium,
42,
my big toe(s),
John Denver,
dead babies,
and breakfast cereal mascots

The one thing I could totally do without, though: Billy Mays

Who would win in a fight between Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar?

What sort of beer should I drink today?

Where did I put my knitting needles?

When did 30 become the new 20? And what did 20 become at that point?

Why does being a Leo "on the cusp of Cancer" sound like a medical
condition?

How did Billy Mays ever get involved in television? And who told him he should advertise EVERY product EVER?!

Knitting a lot. More than any 22 year old should, really.

My options have been severely limited since I moved back to Frederick from Houston. I miss Houston and my Houston friends :(

Update: My Frederick friends are pretty bitchin', dude. But I usually hit the hay early on Fridays now, to recover from a week of waking up at 5am.

I'm the King of Croatia.

I've got it bad for men who resemble lumberjacks and/or vikings.
Flannel and/or horned helms are not required.

I might like to lounge around in 6" heels, a corset and have someone call me Ma'am. *cough and shifty eyes*

I'm an unapologetic Dallas Cowboys fan living in Washington Redskins territory.

You got this far.

You enjoy jokes involving Jesus, your mom, your face, your mom's face, or bodily functions. Or Jesus performing bodily functions unto your mom's face.

You think I'm aDORRRRRable. Or, you know, not half-bad to look at.

You're not *too* overwhelmed by my sheer awesomeness.

You don't fail at life. If you have any doubts as to whether you fail at life or not, err on the side of caution and skip the message. Edit: Wow that makes me sound like a big ol' "C U Next Tuesday". I love it.

Extra points for creativity, btw.

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• dasknocker