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21 Dayton, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Native American, White, Other
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 99.5% sure I'm a wizard, jut sayin'.
Hey, as you can probably guess my name is Newton, yes I've been called a cookie before. I'm pretty fucking funny, I love making people laugh and smile, nothing makes me more happy than seeing people laugh and smile around me. I say I'm awesome a lot, because frankly what are we as humans besides awesome? I'm all over the place and focused all at once, it's fucking confusing, I know. When I'm sleep deprived I make random noises and say random words, it's almost like being drunk without the hangover. Drinking is fun for me, I'm a social drinker and when I'm drunk I'm a damn social peacock, not a butterfly. It's pretty damn cool. Sometimes when I go for a drive I pretend I'm in a tie fighter, because why not, right?
I could add more, but I'm pretty sure you have a general idea of who I am at this point.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently a correctional officer, so my job is pretty draining mentally, physically not so much. I make pretty good money at my job right now but in all honestly it's not what I want to be doing for the rest of my life. When I'm not at work, I'm probably with my family relaxing and having a good time, my family means everything to me, I honestly dont know where I'd be if they weren't around. My plan for the future is to go to school for computer science and hopefully make enough money so my family doesnt have to struggle anymore. Other than that I'm as happy as can be!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty amazing at not texting when I'm drunk, honestly I think it's because my sober self decides to "lose" my phone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the shirts that I wear, as seen in my profile picture I rock a pretty awesome cat shirt, I also have a reptar shirt. If you know reptar then we're already friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a big fan of The Sword of Truth series and any kind of gritty or dark fantasy.
Psych is my favorite TV show right, although that last couple of seasons have been a bit iffy. It's pretty sad that it's ending soon.
I'd have to say the Hobbit is my favorite movie right, I loved everything about it when I saw it theaters.
Ben Howard is my favorite artist, out of all his songs I have yet to find a song of his that I dont enjoy, he's also pretty fucking amazing live. Seriously though, Esermelda or Black Flies are a must in my opinion.
Teriyaki Chicken is my favorite food, theres a great little teriyaki place next to my apartment called Himitsyu Teriyaki and their food is amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adventure time, I cant even begin to explain how much I love that show.
Pillow forts, I'm pretty good at making them, my niece and nephew always ask me to make a pillow forts with them whenever I go to visit them.
Arizona Iced Tea, shits amazing, I literally have a stock of them in my fridge.
Tea Tree, ever since I stopped straightening my hair and cut it I always have it in my hair. I heard if was good for your scalp too, so why not? Also, I have really puffy hair and tea tree is the only way to keep my hair under control.
All the bracelets my niece's have made for me, I'm not allowed to wear them at work but I still keep them on me. I find it keeps me grounded and keeps me focused on what I'm trying to accomplish.
Socks, socks are amazing, granted I dont sleep with them on because thats weird, I feel like my feet are safer with socks on, weird right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly, it about my future and how I'm going to get there. I know what I want and what I want is to provide for my family, they've always supported me and helped me and I feel it's time for me to pay them back. Other than that I think about new designs I can make since I've been doing graphic design as a hobby for about 7 years now, I've kind of veered away from graphics design and started focusing more on programming and producing music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical "friday" night for me you can probably find me over my sisters place bullshiting and having a good time. Or I'm out driving around seeing what trouble I can get into. Life is a hard journey and no matter how hard you work every now and then you have to stop and just enjoy the things around you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I run away as fast as I can when I see a spider.
You should message me if
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You want to go for a drive or wander around the city on Tuesday night acting like jackasses having the time of our life.
If you have a horse head mask we can run around downtown seattle pretending we're majestic as fuck.