Hey, as you can probably guess my name is Newton, yes I've been called a cookie before. I'm pretty fucking funny, I love making people laugh and smile, nothing makes me more happy than seeing people laugh and smile around me. I say I'm awesome a lot, because frankly what are we as humans besides awesome? I'm all over the place and focused all at once, it's fucking confusing, I know. When I'm sleep deprived I make random noises and say random words, it's almost like being drunk without the hangover. Drinking is fun for me, I'm a social drinker and when I'm drunk I'm a damn social peacock, not a butterfly. It's pretty damn cool. Sometimes when I go for a drive I pretend I'm in a tie fighter, because why not, right?
I could add more, but I'm pretty sure you have a general idea of who I am at this point.