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26 Jacksonville, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 26
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me Jon.

I need someone who can keep up. I need someone who can challenge me. I need someone who will fight beside me, and when it's necessary, against me. I need a woman who mocks opposition and steamrolls her own limitations. I need someone who is in control of her own life.

If that doesn't exist, I at least want someone who will keep me entertained. At the very least, be passionate about something.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying my best to enjoy it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I write, sing, play guitar, cook...standard stuff.

I'm also decidedly good at speaking. I'm a silver-tongued bastard, eloquent and manipulative. Entertaining at best, devastating at worst. Never let your guard down
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hard to say, I've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read. Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, John steinbeck, Isaac Asimov, and Douglas Adams are some of my favorites. I love Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino films, most music, and Italian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends, good food, good whiskey, good conversation, a comfortable bed and an acoustic guitar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I always have a song or story I want to write, circling around in my head and trying to get out.

I also think about people, and how they could be so much better than they are.

I also wonder if I've deliberately created a profile that no one will respond to; an act of self sabotage to justify being alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing it for the story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There was a time when I would look upon those whose lives have been destroyed by addiction with heartfelt pity. I always wondered why they didn't just pull themselves together, clean up, get a job, and work their way back up from the bottom. After all, a couple of years of hard work, and you can achieve whatever you set your mind to.

Lately, I've been a bit envious of the lifestyles of the hooked and downtrodden. Perhaps there is something to be said for a person who knows exactly what makes them happy, and is content with exerting only the amount of energy it takes to obtain it.

For now I'll continue my journey of working non-stop to provide for the future version of myself. I'll presumably retire in relative comfort, but not without wondering on occasion if I'd have been happier dying sooner and simpler.

It's amazing how we've evolved.
You should message me if
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Message me if you think you can hold my attention. It's unlikely that I'll contact you first, but if you send me a message, I will respond.

For the love of god, if for some reason you read my profile and actually decide that it's a good idea to send me a message, at least have the decency to say something of meaning.