Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me
I need someone who can keep up. I need someone who can challenge
me. I need someone who will fight beside me, and when it's
necessary, against me. I need a woman who mocks opposition and
steamrolls her own limitations. I need someone who is in control of
her own life.
If that doesn't exist, I at least want someone who will keep me
entertained. At the very least, be passionate about something.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying my best to enjoy it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
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I write, sing, play guitar, cook...standard stuff.
I'm also decidedly good at speaking. I'm a silver-tongued bastard,
eloquent and manipulative. Entertaining at best, devastating at
worst. Never let your guard down
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hard to say, I've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read. Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, John steinbeck, Isaac
Asimov, and Douglas Adams are some of my favorites. I love Wes
Anderson and Quentin Tarantino films, most music, and Italian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends, good food, good whiskey, good conversation, a
comfortable bed and an acoustic guitar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I always have a song or story I want to write, circling
around in my head and trying to get out.
I also think about people, and how they could be so much better
than they are.
I also wonder if I've deliberately created a profile that no one
will respond to; an act of self sabotage to justify being alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There was a time when I would look upon those whose lives have been
destroyed by addiction with heartfelt pity. I always wondered why
they didn't just pull themselves together, clean up, get a job, and
work their way back up from the bottom. After all, a couple of
years of hard work, and you can achieve whatever you set your mind
Lately, I've been a bit envious of the lifestyles of the hooked and
downtrodden. Perhaps there is something to be said for a person who
knows exactly what makes them happy, and is content with exerting
only the amount of energy it takes to obtain it.
For now I'll continue my journey of working non-stop to provide for
the future version of myself. I'll presumably retire in relative
comfort, but not without wondering on occasion if I'd have been
happier dying sooner and simpler.
It's amazing how we've evolved.
You should message me if
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Message me if you think you can hold my attention. It's unlikely
that I'll contact you first, but if you send me a message, I will
For the love of god, if for some reason you read my profile and
actually decide that it's a good idea to send me a message, at
least have the decency to say something of meaning.
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