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34 M Fairfax, VA

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like short walks on the beach. I double majored in Philosophy and Creative Writing. I like to think the glass is half full of inconsolable despair. I want an all-wheel drive hybrid Delorean. I would trade places with myself any day.

I care about animal rights, freedom of speech, all kinds of equality, separation of church and state, and of course (vegan) milkshakes.

I've been told I have a young face and an old soul. I'm a introvert who has a social life. I'm passionate and ambitious but also laid-back (I know that's practically a bad word on here, but screw it - it fits). I'm a minimalist with a lot of movies and board games. I'm an atheist who believes in a power greater than myself. I appreciate relaxing at home and I also like taking trips. I love all the critters in the world (people included), but that doesn't mean I want bugs to touch me.

I absolutely cannot get enough of this picture.
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping the X in Xmas. Starting a solipsism club. Also I’m half way to resolving Zeno’s dichotomy paradox.

I've made it a goal for myself to do one growth activity a day (yoga, twelve-step meeting, hiking, etc.) and to work on a creative project every day. I don't always hit my goal and that's okay. That's why it's a goal and not a requirement.

I just published a book of short stories and I'm working on a novel now.
I’m really good at
Being the strange I want to see in the world.

I want to say communication, honesty, seeing my part in things, compromising, understanding other people's perspectives, and humility, but then I'd have to put irony too. I suppose that's fair.


Making bad jokes. Example:
A meta-ethics philosopher walks into a coffee shop and the barista asks "What'll you have?" The philosopher says "I don't know. What's good?"
The first things people usually notice about me
What people comment on:
My eyes, my hands, my heart, and my tattoos.

What I am convinced people see first:
The cat hair that is inevitably imbedded in my clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Robert Heinlein, Stephen King, Italo Calvino, Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman, Henry David Thoreau, Jorge Luis Borges, George R.R. Martin, Isaac Asimov, Thomas Hobbes, Jim Butcher.

Movies: Alien, Planet of the Apes, Avengers, Liam Neeson action movies, anything written by Brit Marling, Casablanca 2 starring Jason Statham – it’s only a matter of time.

TV: The Leftovers, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Continuum, Firefly, Orphan Black, Bob's Burgers, Silicon Valley

Video Games: Mario Kart, Phantom Dust, Dead Space.

Tabletop Games: Zombicide, Dominion, Time’s Up, Boss Monster, Cards Against Humanity, Balderdash.

Food: Anything vegan except raw tomatoes.

Live Performances: Sleep No More, Sleep No More, and Sleep No More. I’ve been three times and I am planning my fourth trip.

Artists: Rene Magritte, H.R. Giger, Salvador Dali, Max Ernst.

Recent favorites:
Youth by Daughter
Defragment by My Enemy Complete
Why'd You Bring a Shotgun to the Party by The Pretty Reckless
All-time favorites:
Inside You by Stabbing Westward
Prelude in C-Sharp Minor by Rachmaninoff
Dissolve by Jenny Owen Youngs
Hold by Gravity Kills
The six things I could never do without
Intimate connections, morality, nature, entertainment, honest and open communication, and personal growth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When to tell my cats they are adopted. Why corporations have more rights than animals. What to read next. How many people don’t understand the meaning of the word semantics.

What happened to make my cats go from being friends to mortal enemies while I was at work on Monday. How to kill (fictional) people. That feeling you get when you have someone you truly long for in your arms.

What to watch next. What would Jacob do (that's me). Sleep No More. Whether I should get into geocaching. How Radio Shack is still in business.
On a typical Friday night I am
At Vinyasa Yoga!

Then home to eat and relax, which usually involves curling up and watching a movie/tv with my cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a slight obsession with Kickstarter.

I tell my cats to have a good day before I leave and then ask them how they day was when I get home.

Also I just celebrated thirteen years clean.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–43
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If the fact that I'm vegan, in recovery, into yoga, tattooed, and damned sexy haven't convinced you to message me yet, I don't know what will.