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Nezvanovatron

26 / M / Straight / Single

Indianapolis, Indiana

His Details

Last Online
May 1
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Greek (Poorly), Dutch (Okay)

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My self-summary
I used to play a lot of instruments, but now only pick up the guitar and goof around for a bit, sing a few songs of my people. I don't know what else to put on something like this... It feels much harder to be yourself online than it is in the real life. I enjoy talking to people about serious or goofy topics, and greatly enjoy spending time with my cat as we rocket rollerblade down the street*.

*currently do not own rocket roller blades
What I’m doing with my life
Majoring in Anthropology and thinking about double majoring with Geography. I watched Indiana Jones a LOT as a kid.

I have a job I enjoy that takes up my time during the week, currently my after work hours are spent between going to school and saving kittens and small children from fires.

I am a history geek, and I love learning about different things. Since I work with computers most of the day I tend to try to diversify my knowledge into a wide range of topics. I enjoy reading about the classic era and the early 1900s but I really enjoy reading about how the cat jumped over the moon. I'm also hoping to get some diving certifications this summer, despite being terrified of diving.
I’m really good at
pretending I'm really good at: Word finding games (like boggle), breaking electronics and then making them somewhat useful again, Tetris, eating right, working out, target shooting, wearing sunglasses, and eating pineapples whole.*

*no pineapples were harmed in the making of this profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, I guess. It is huge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Netochka Nezvanova, Notes from Underground, The Idiot, The Cheese Monkeys, Breakfast of Champions. I also really enjoy historical biographies. Currently reading: Into Africa.

Movies: Fifth Element, The Mummy, Zoolander, Captain Ron, Tombstone, Braveheart, High Plains Drifter, Lethal Weapon 1-4, Predator, Alien series, Caddyshack, Escape from New York (and yes L.A., saw it in theatres!), The Thing, The 13th Warrior, I<3 Huckabees.

TV Shows: Archer, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Dexter, The League, X-Files, Beavis & Butthead, Venture Bros., Firefly, Ancient Aliens, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd.

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, David Bowie, Tom Waits, Justice, Benny Bennassi, Lou Reed, Hendrix, Zeppelin, Here Come The Motherfucking Mummies, Ween, Eagles of Death Metal, QOTSA, Flight of the Conchords, BRMC, Sparklehorse, Afghan Whigs, Gutter Twins, Twilight Singers.

Food: I'm an awesome cook and my favorite things to make right now are garlic chicken and tons of chili (great when it's cold outside). I also make the best pizza in these United States.
The six things I could never do without
1. My health “I enjoy working out and eating healthy”
2. Vision “Though I do wear contacts and glasses, sometimes not at the same time”
3. My awesome cat Ziggy
4. Knowledge “I like books!”
5. Adventure “I LIKE BOOKS THAT FIGHT BACK MORE!”
6. Moustache and beard conditioner “Seriously...”
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where we came from, what we've achieved, and all that we have forgotten and are bound to repeat again and again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working out in my garage/gym, studying for my early Saturday class, and hanging out with my friends if, by some miracle, we all have the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My thumbs are double jointed.

I went down to Haiti after the earthquake to DJ for the villagers.
Gratis, no charge.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You like well-adjusted young men with great jawlines.

You like to squat.

You think you can handle my sweet dance skills.