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37 M Dayton, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jan 15, 2008
Black, White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi! I got tired of looking at the default crap they had me spewing on here, so here's a little bit about me... I hate most things in this world that relate to government, and I think a lightly trained chimp could do a better job than Dubya, but we're stuck with his dumb ass. I have a girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I'm not looking... we're curious about a few things... In other words, don't let it scare you off. (EDIT!: Until recently, this thing wouldn't let me say I was anything other than single because I had the "sex Partners" box checked. I think it's a little unfair that it assumes you can't be looking for sex AND seing someone. Anyway, WE'RE looking. Better?) I'm a model, if that helps.. Some of the photos above were shamelessly stolen from, but that is indeed me. I would like to thank Brooke at DrunkenMonkeyKnits.BlogSpot.Com for actually taking the pictures. (I know I didn't have to type it like that, I just felt like it. Screw you. Well, not YOU, but anyone who reads it and doesn't like it.)

Anyway, when I come up with something else, I might let you know... not that you matter anyway. Asshole. (Too harsh?)

Everbody do The Safety Dance!!!

I am hostile, jaded, and vengeful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spinning my wheels, mostly... I'm too lazy to look for a new job, and too broke to keep the old one... seriously. my paychecks have started bouncing lately, but I can't get a new job without money to pay for the new apartment, so unless my current boss fires me, I can't get unemployment... but I can't pay my bills unless my paychecks stop bouncing... vicious cycle... dammit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oral sex, driving, smoking pot, and making an ass of myself to impress women.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm rather unattractive and pear-shaped. I think... some other people have said otherwise, but I think they're full of shit... mostly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A(should be authors, too)>Stainless Steel Rat series, Asimov, Robert Aspirin, Robert Jordan, Jeffery Deaver, Preston/Child, Edgar Allen Poe, Aesop, Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, Heinlein, Bradbury, A Clockwork Orange, The Neverending Story, Philip Pullman, William Blatty, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Jonathan Kellerman, Terry Brooks....

B>Dead Poets Society, Fight Club, anything by Pixar, Jurassic Park(1, 2, and suck, I mean, 3), Pirates Of The Caribbean 1 & 2(so far), Saw & Saw II, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Aardman, Aardman, and Aardman, Oceans Eleven, Stand By Me, Bubba-Hotep, 13 Ghosts, Kevin Smith's stuff....

C>Linkin Park, Eminem, Finger Eleven, Avenged Sevenfold, Everlast, Staind, Rufus Wainwright, Soundgarden, Johann Pachabel, The Cure, Mozart, My Chemical Romance, Vanessa Mae, Outkast, Alien Ant Farm, Buckcherry, Soul Asylum, Counting Crows, Shakira, Sister Hazel, Simon And Garfunkel, AC/DC, Hinder, Sugarcult, Three Days Grace, Eagle Eye Cherry, Megadeth, James Taylor, Alien Ant Farm.....

D>Chipotle burritos, Nathan's hot dogs, Green bean casserole, Hash brown casserole, smoked salmon, Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits, Dagoba chocolate, 3" pizzas(ask if you wish), Tillamook Extra Sharp Cheddar....

As usual, more is forthcoming.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: 1>Marlboro Lights Box 2>DSL 3>ISCABBS(look it up) 4>Velociraptors 5>Futurama 6>A roadworthy MN12(look it up)... and that's me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My ex, the baby(Dominic, now), quitting smoking, my girlfriend, tomorrow... stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking something from another country... Usually Jamaica or Mexico...oh, yeah.. can't forget Sweden! And beer, got to have beer!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Johnny Depp is a god, and I would be his man-slave in a heartbeat. Jeff Goldblum is hot.

Anything else: You'll have to score over 65% in one of the "good" categories.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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We are over 50% Match or Friend, you want to tell me about a new test, or if you own the entire Futurama DVD set. As well as the obvious others: You want to get laid, you have a joint to smoke, or you love the taste of tequila on skin.....