I'm a university student with a cynical and sarcastic sense of humor. I can also be brutally honest and annoyingly logical, which can make me a bit abrasive sometimes. (As you can see, I also suck at marketing.)
I have a beard to hide my double chin and I wear plain colored untucked dress shirts because that's sexy. I very much enjoy meeting new people (or sometimes an awesome pet) and am genuinely interested by your stupid anecdotes (those you'll tell your grandchildren to annoy their parents), as I can then steal them and reuse them as mine with other people (that's almost a lie).
Though my english is quite good (although the accent, I have it), I am a native montreal french speaker (born and raised Plateau and I know the city like the back of my hand... though now that I think of it, I don't really know the back of my hand that much.)
Oh, and I'm not a serial killer. But then again, that's exactly what a serial killer would say, so... your call.
In my spare time I'm trying to find out what "zigazig ah" means, so I can give it to the spice girls.
Holding a conversation. (I can talk your ears off if you don't watch it.)
I can hold my breath for 37 seconds and I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds (shameless stolen joke from the interwebs).
I'm pretty much "what you see is what you get", unfortunately, which means that I often lack a certain social tact that you have learned to expect from decent human beings.
Movies : Pretty much anything that's entertaining, with little stress and sadness (screw suspense and drama, god, I've got my life for that!). So basically action, comedy, animation, mystery, sci-fi&fantasy. As well as the whole superhero bandwagon (what can I say, I'm a sucker for vain men with superpowers).
Shows : Mostly sci-fi/fantasy/mystery (Stargate, supernatural, grimm, revolution, lost, sleepy hollow, arrow, misfits, just to mention a few) as well as the known comedies (Big bang theory, How I met your mother, New girl, Parks and Rec). Again, anything that's entertaining.
Food : Ribs and anything with melted cheese (which should be its own food group in my humble opinion!), but pretty open to anything as long as it doesn't go against the first rule : "Peanuts do not belong in a supper dish."
Music : Whatever. Try Tom Lehrer.
Voyages (that end up as awesome stories)
New people to meet
Weird spontaneous thoughts
Cool historical moments
The fun awesome part of learning a new game and imagining all the possibilities until you realize that that specific plan you had in mind all along won't work and your hopes and dreams come crashing down around you.
Every time I cook pasta, I ask myself how much is enough... Every. Single. Time.
How to stay in the shower longer without disappointing humanity.
How long can you wear jeans without washing them before you should reconsider your life choices?
And what the heck is a "typical Friday"!? Worst day of the week to have a "typical" tag on it... Typical Tuesday, fine, but Friday? Geez...
(Might as well say hi! I won't bite, not that I normally bite, unless you like biting. In which case I bite all the time, everywhere.)
Ps : You get bonus points if you show initiative and make the first move, passive is so boring.