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26 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:50pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Are you not very good at these things and don't know what to write here? Well I do, and I love it! (This has been written with the help of many friends for maximum hilarity. Please enjoy, it's for your benefit after all.)

I'm a university student with a cynical and sarcastic sense of humor. I can also be brutally honest and annoyingly logical, which can make me a bit abrasive sometimes. (As you can see, I also suck at marketing.)

I have a beard to hide my double chin and I wear plain colored untucked dress shirts because that's sexy. I very much enjoy meeting new people (or sometimes an awesome pet) and am genuinely interested by your stupid anecdotes (those you'll tell your grandchildren to annoy their parents), as I can then steal them and reuse them as mine with other people (that's almost a lie).

Though my english is quite good (although the accent, I have it), I am a native montreal french speaker (born and raised Plateau and I know the city like the back of my hand... though now that I think of it, I don't really know the back of my hand that much.)

Oh, and I'm not a serial killer. But then again, that's exactly what a serial killer would say, so... your call.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm done with my masters degree in astrophysics (yes, it's incredible, I know) and becoming a game programmer.

In my spare time I'm trying to find out what "zigazig ah" means, so I can give it to the spice girls.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being spontaneous. (Not always in a good way, but always in a interesting way!)

Holding a conversation. (I can talk your ears off if you don't watch it.)

I can hold my breath for 37 seconds and I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds (shameless stolen joke from the interwebs).

Having fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I have been told they are like infinite pools of wonders wrapped in an enigma. (this is, of course, a lie)

I'm pretty much "what you see is what you get", unfortunately, which means that I often lack a certain social tact that you have learned to expect from decent human beings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : Fantasy almost exclusively (Pratchett (may he rest in peace), Abercrombie, Rothfuss, Gaiman, Hobb, Lynch, Erickson (if I can finish them one day...), Cook, Lawrence, etc. And Tolkien/Martin of course.)

Movies : Pretty much anything that's entertaining, with little stress and sadness (screw suspense and drama, god, I've got my life for that!). So basically action, comedy, animation, mystery, sci-fi&fantasy. As well as the whole superhero bandwagon (what can I say, I'm a sucker for vain men with superpowers).

Shows : Mostly sci-fi/fantasy/mystery (Stargate, supernatural, grimm, revolution, lost, sleepy hollow, arrow, misfits, just to mention a few) as well as the known comedies (Big bang theory, How I met your mother, New girl, Parks and Rec). Again, anything that's entertaining.

Food : Ribs and anything with melted cheese (which should be its own food group in my humble opinion!), but pretty open to anything as long as it doesn't go against the first rule : "Peanuts do not belong in a supper dish."

Music : Whatever. Try Tom Lehrer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Voyages (that end up as awesome stories)
New people to meet
Weird spontaneous thoughts
Cool historical moments

The fun awesome part of learning a new game and imagining all the possibilities until you realize that that specific plan you had in mind all along won't work and your hopes and dreams come crashing down around you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Completely random things (when you're at the movies, which armrest is rightfully yours?)

Every time I cook pasta, I ask myself how much is enough... Every. Single. Time.

How to stay in the shower longer without disappointing humanity.

How long can you wear jeans without washing them before you should reconsider your life choices?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
planning world domination with stray cats (them evil bastards!). Or beer. Beer is cool. With people. So people and beer.

And what the heck is a "typical Friday"!? Worst day of the week to have a "typical" tag on it... Typical Tuesday, fine, but Friday? Geez...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've always wanted to take swing lessons. Suspenders and milkshakes.
You should message me if
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you got down to the very bottom of my profile.
(Might as well say hi! I won't bite, not that I normally bite, unless you like biting. In which case I bite all the time, everywhere.)

Ps : You get bonus points if you show initiative and make the first move, passive is so boring.