Updated 12 April 2009....check back later for new and exiting adventures! It will also help give me the false impression that people like to look at me...cause i'm cute or something...

I bought a new motorcycle. 2008 Suzuki GSX-R600 It is black and yellow and entirely too much fun.

Well, I've reached that age where I teter on the verge of "creepy old guy" when I look at a girl. It is relatively depressing. Especially since I consider any girl I am not involved in a relationship with as a peice of art, rather than a peice of meat. Most people enjoy what they consider to be art, I happen to believe some art can walk and talk. Thus I get to be the creepy old guy who you think is undressing you in his mind but is actually just admiring your beauty.

I like to be around people, telling stories, making people laugh. I enjoy learning about new things and seeing what makes people tick. I love to cook for people, I like to think of them as my culinary guinee pigs.

I'm always up for a mystery or something thrilling. I'm a certified skydiver, and one day hope to obtain my Private Pilots License. I like playing games, whether they be board, computer, or console. You cannot defeat me in MarioKart, so don't even bother.

Trying to get through college to obtain a BS in Physics and Chemistry, i'm working on the Decade Plan, so many potholes in the road of life. I do work a full time job with the worst hours for a social life. One day I would like to move to a place with a less humid and more temperate climate..perhaps in the mountains, somewhere with actual seasons.

Anything mechanical, electrical or computer related. Most people tell me I'm a very good cook too. Puzzles intrigue me, given long enough I can usualy find a solution to any problem.

Alot of people come to me for advice too, especially about relationships...i'm not sure why that is.

My smile...apparently it's "fabulous", as per my friend Skye. I think my eyes are interesting, they are multicolored, though my license says they are brown.

(A) Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Starship Troopers (B) The Fifth Element, Boondock Saints (C) Cake, BareNaked Ladies, Pink Floyd, Cars (D) Sushi

1. Intelectual conversation
2. Fire, I likey when things go BOOM!
3. Music
4. Peanut Butter
5. Hugs
6. And of course the basics: Food, shelter, sleep, etc...

People, what makes them tick, why people do things that they do. Why can no one in this city drive properly. Why I can never remember to take my vitamins. When is the penguin army going to invade? Why does my cellphone have more computing power than all the computers of the Apollo space missions, but we can't come up with a decent alternative to fossil fuels? Why do really rich people hord their money instead of helping poor people? And the list continues...

Working...I only get every 3rd weekend off...yay graveyard shift!

All my socks have numbers on them so I can match them up. 1 w/ 1, 2 w/ 2, etc. That way when the dryer gnomes take them, I know which ones are missing. I'll get those little bastards one day...you just wait and see...

I have to take a female with me when I go clothes shopping to tell me what I look good in, otherwise I can't convince myself to buy anything...

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• ZabZilka

I spark your interest as a humerous, fun person you think you might be able to befriend. If you're looking for someone to have a cup of coffee with and talk about random things, I'm your guy.